Friday, August 18, 2006

Freaky Friday

“Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus, Reuters reports.”

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Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Uncle Fester just used his mouth. I wonder how he got it in there without it breaking.

August 18, 2006 3:25 AM  
Blogger Walt said...

Q: How many Pakistani inmates does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: You don't really want to know this, do you?

August 18, 2006 3:50 AM  
Blogger an average patriot said...

Gee you are something! I just wanted to know if you knew how to reach Sherri? I would like her to get this response to her question. She won't like the answers but I could answer a lot of her concerns. Thanks POP
Bush and the Republicans are using this foolish and misguided "global war on terrorism" to create fear in people. Republicans are viwed as strongest on national defense and they think the fear will lead to Republican victories. That worked in the last election. When will people open their eyes and not be deceived.

The best hopes for Democrats is to turn the focus on Iraq and its utter failure. 110 people are dying every day now. The news networks covered the Israeli Lebanon war almost 24/7. How much news coverage is there of our country's own war in Iraq? This is ridiculous. What is wrong with our news media? What are all these wars really about. I read aome recent articles addressing arms deals the US had entered into with Israel and Saudi Arabia. It was pointed out how the defense contracting companies are making billions off all these wars. Is that what this is all about?

August 18, 2006 5:46 AM  
Blogger Jamie said...

Just to go with the "news of the weird"

Manniquin Mauling

August 18, 2006 5:58 AM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

Hi PoP, Just dropped by to say hi. Interesting story...some people will put anything up their butts! Reminds me of some of the stories my friend tells me of her time as a corpsman. Pickle jars, tennis balls, barbie dolls...

August 18, 2006 6:01 AM  
Blogger andante said...

Usually a light bulb going off in someones head means a bright idea.

I have no intention of following that up.

August 18, 2006 6:12 AM  
Blogger DivaJood said...

Years ago, newly married, and pregnant, I had a job as a receptionist in the hospital x-ray department. Still suffering from morning sickness.

The techs came into the reception area with some x-ray film - showed it to me and the other receptionist - they were laughing - it was a guy who'd shoved a mason jar up his rectum.

I ran to the bathroom, could not get there fast enough. Glass objects do not belong in rectums.

August 18, 2006 7:07 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

So maybe this guy is a stand up comedian and he was doing his best "George Bush gets an Idea" routine!!

August 18, 2006 8:27 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Wow... I thought I had it rough. From now on - as long as there are no lightbulbs in orifices, I'll know that it could be worse. lol

Maybe he'd been dreaming of a new method of producing electricity?

August 18, 2006 8:42 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Good night, nurse!

August 18, 2006 10:56 AM  
Blogger windspike said...

Two things are disturbing about this report. One - that it actually happened - if it's verifyable. And 2 - how Fox reported it "Where the Light Does Shine" It goes to show how twisted the folks at faux news are.

August 18, 2006 11:43 AM  
Blogger Time said...

Prison life is lonly. AHH, the little pleasures in life. I wonder if he had help from a friend?

August 18, 2006 12:21 PM  
Blogger Jamie said...

Average Patriot is right. We need to keep hitting on the failures of Iraq if only to stop the dying.

July Record for Iraqi Deaths

August 18, 2006 1:59 PM  
Blogger L>T said...

Well that was enlightening. hee hee

August 18, 2006 4:45 PM  
Blogger poopie said...

Poor baby..the light is on and nobody's home.

August 18, 2006 5:26 PM  
Anonymous pekka said...

Using lights in backing up in a dark prison cell has undeniable adavantages and might also bring hope to those who see the light at the other end of a tunnel.

August 19, 2006 12:35 AM  
Blogger Sothis said...

Um, how could that happen without waking up? Either he was drugged or... okay, I don't want to know.

August 19, 2006 1:30 AM  
Anonymous pekka said...

"Lights out and shut your hole!" said Abdul, Mohammad's long suffering cellmate.

August 19, 2006 2:55 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

what the article didn't say was that the dude was seen by inmates in a neighboring cell trying to screw his ass into a ceiling fixture ...

August 19, 2006 6:48 AM  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

Hhmmm... Lightbulb happens?

I don't think so . . .


August 19, 2006 9:37 AM  

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