posted by pissed off patricia at 3:04 AM
Uncle Fester just used his mouth. I wonder how he got it in there without it breaking.
Q: How many Pakistani inmates does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: You don't really want to know this, do you?
Hi POP Gee you are something! I just wanted to know if you knew how to reach Sherri? I would like her to get this response to her question. She won't like the answers but I could answer a lot of her concerns. Thanks POP Bush and the Republicans are using this foolish and misguided "global war on terrorism" to create fear in people. Republicans are viwed as strongest on national defense and they think the fear will lead to Republican victories. That worked in the last election. When will people open their eyes and not be deceived.The best hopes for Democrats is to turn the focus on Iraq and its utter failure. 110 people are dying every day now. The news networks covered the Israeli Lebanon war almost 24/7. How much news coverage is there of our country's own war in Iraq? This is ridiculous. What is wrong with our news media? What are all these wars really about. I read aome recent articles addressing arms deals the US had entered into with Israel and Saudi Arabia. It was pointed out how the defense contracting companies are making billions off all these wars. Is that what this is all about?
Just to go with the "news of the weird" Manniquin Mauling
Hi PoP, Just dropped by to say hi. Interesting story...some people will put anything up their butts! Reminds me of some of the stories my friend tells me of her time as a corpsman. Pickle jars, tennis balls, barbie dolls...
Usually a light bulb going off in someones head means a bright idea. I have no intention of following that up.
Years ago, newly married, and pregnant, I had a job as a receptionist in the hospital x-ray department. Still suffering from morning sickness. The techs came into the reception area with some x-ray film - showed it to me and the other receptionist - they were laughing - it was a guy who'd shoved a mason jar up his rectum. I ran to the bathroom, could not get there fast enough. Glass objects do not belong in rectums.
So maybe this guy is a stand up comedian and he was doing his best "George Bush gets an Idea" routine!!
Wow... I thought I had it rough. From now on - as long as there are no lightbulbs in orifices, I'll know that it could be worse. lolMaybe he'd been dreaming of a new method of producing electricity?
Good night, nurse!
Two things are disturbing about this report. One - that it actually happened - if it's verifyable. And 2 - how Fox reported it "Where the Light Does Shine" It goes to show how twisted the folks at faux news are.
Prison life is lonly. AHH, the little pleasures in life. I wonder if he had help from a friend?
Average Patriot is right. We need to keep hitting on the failures of Iraq if only to stop the dying.July Record for Iraqi Deaths
Well that was enlightening. hee hee
Poor baby..the light is on and nobody's home.
Using lights in backing up in a dark prison cell has undeniable adavantages and might also bring hope to those who see the light at the other end of a tunnel.
Um, how could that happen without waking up? Either he was drugged or... okay, I don't want to know.
"Lights out and shut your hole!" said Abdul, Mohammad's long suffering cellmate.
what the article didn't say was that the dude was seen by inmates in a neighboring cell trying to screw his ass into a ceiling fixture ...
Hhmmm... Lightbulb happens?I don't think so . . . Yikes!
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