Note to the people of South Carolina
Once you folks get your hands on your (Where’s Waldo?) governor Sanford, you might want to think about putting some sort of tracking device on him so you don’t lose him again.
I realize “Argentina” and “Appalachia” both begin with an “A”, but most people don’t get them confused. Just thought I would mention that.
Oh, and from what we heard from him yesterday, you might want to neuter him also. That seems to calm dogs down and keep them close to home so it might work for governors too.
I realize “Argentina” and “Appalachia” both begin with an “A”, but most people don’t get them confused. Just thought I would mention that.
Oh, and from what we heard from him yesterday, you might want to neuter him also. That seems to calm dogs down and keep them close to home so it might work for governors too.
posted by pissed off patricia at 2:11 AM
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All I know is that the air around the 2012 election just got the teensiest bit cleaner.
"Hiking the Appalachian trail." I love when new phrases enrich the English language. Thank you, wingnuts.
Another "family values" showpiece bites the dust of lust.
You'd think the religious-crazies would've learned by now that those repugs are just skunks in shiny hair and ties.
What a loser.
And I hope the people of SC don't need a tracking device. If they vote him back into office, they deserve what they get.
What I find so precious is how VOCAL and DISAPPROVING this idiot was back when Slick Willy wasn't keeping his slick willy where it belonged, and how self-righteously he condemned Clinton for LYING.
Oh how the "mighty" have fallen...
*smirk*
Sanford has come out foursquare against gay marriage, too.
I can hear him now:
"Your Honor, what was I supposed to do? All those gay married people undermined my marriage! How could I stand up to that???"
When will the Rethugs realize that putting yourself forward as the arbiter of public morals is dangerous? The folks in the 19th century got it right: Pride Goeth Before A Fall.
The might want to think about firing him ...
As Governor of South Moralina, I refuse to step down. What happens in a person's personal life is his or her own business. No one should point a finger unless they can live in a glass house with no, ummm, breakable, errr... bulls should be able to walk in your china shop without having sex with someone that isn't your spouse... ummm... I welcome to opportunity to publicly redeem myself by letting every man in America have relations with my wife... no, that's not right.. What I mean to say is, "Dear Mr. Clinton, I'm sorry for being such a hard ass on you for getting your willy washed by Monica" Fool you once, shame on you, fool you twice.... SCREW YOUR VALUES, I'M THE GOVERNOR, BITCHES!!!!
Seriously, I think I'm losing it.
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