Friday, June 12, 2009

Republican’s Plans

I, as a feline, understand more than you might think. I understand the Republicans say they have plans to solve the problems the country now faces. This is how I understand what the are saying:

The Republican Energy plan
Put hamsters on steroids and put them in larger wheels

The Republican Health plan
Don’t get sick

The Republican Global Warming plan
No, it’s not

The Republican Economic plan
Don’t spend money if you’re a Democrat

And finally the Republican plan to take back the white house
Just say, “No” to everything for the next four years, and hold your breath and stomp your feet.

Have a great weekend and what are your plans?

Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys!)


Blogger dguzman said...

Fred, you're smarter than these republicans. Perhaps you could run on a third-party ticket, with PoP as your running mate?

I'm planning to spend as much time outdoors as the (rainy) weather will allow.

June 12, 2009 6:22 AM  
Blogger Targa said...

I'll be in Tampa Bay tomorrow thru Wednesday for business.
I plan on spending as much time as possible by the pool, in the pool, and drunk. :)

June 12, 2009 7:59 AM  
Blogger two crows said...

I LOVE the Republican's plans. They insure they will not retake the White House, the Senate or the House for a long, long time to come.


June 12, 2009 9:00 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

The Dums should hire you to be their message czar.

June 12, 2009 10:48 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Fred needs his own show on MSNBC.

June 12, 2009 11:47 AM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Fred the cat is my kind of cat! Excellent observations Fred.

June 13, 2009 7:38 AM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Fred, you are very wise - you summed up the GOP strategy perfectly.

June 13, 2009 10:51 AM  
Blogger I LOVE YOU said...


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