Republican’s Plans
I, as a feline, understand more than you might think. I understand the Republicans say they have plans to solve the problems the country now faces. This is how I understand what the are saying:
The Republican Energy plan
Put hamsters on steroids and put them in larger wheels
The Republican Health plan
Don’t get sick
The Republican Global Warming plan
No, it’s not
The Republican Economic plan
Don’t spend money if you’re a Democrat
And finally the Republican plan to take back the white house
Just say, “No” to everything for the next four years, and hold your breath and stomp your feet.
Have a great weekend and what are your plans?
Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys!)
posted by pissed off patricia at 2:09 AM
7 Comments:
Fred, you're smarter than these republicans. Perhaps you could run on a third-party ticket, with PoP as your running mate?
I'm planning to spend as much time outdoors as the (rainy) weather will allow.
Fred,
I'll be in Tampa Bay tomorrow thru Wednesday for business.
I plan on spending as much time as possible by the pool, in the pool, and drunk. :)
Fred--
I LOVE the Republican's plans. They insure they will not retake the White House, the Senate or the House for a long, long time to come.
horray!
The Dums should hire you to be their message czar.
Fred needs his own show on MSNBC.
Fred the cat is my kind of cat! Excellent observations Fred.
Fred, you are very wise - you summed up the GOP strategy perfectly.
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