Land of the Free to Attack Anyone, Anywhere
The bush administration is expected to issue a new national security strategy today. From what we know so far, it looks a hell of a lot like the old national security strategy. Maybe a shorter hem line and possibly a little change in color but bottom line, it’s the same. If a country has something we need or want, we’ll lie about using diplomacy first and go into that country with both barrels blazing. Oh sure we’ll kill a few more people but we’ll just write that off to collateral damage, step on or over the bodies and march on. We’ll show the world that America is on the freedom march and we don’t care who we have to step on to spread the gospel.
See, damn it, we’re on the defensively offensive now. We’re so damn bad that we are constantly on the watch for anyone who we even think might want to kick out asses. We can go to any country if we suspect they hate our guts. It doesn’t matter why they hate our guts, we’ll just go in and do a lotta killin’ Amurican style.
We’re on a mission. We are spreading democracy. Okay we’re also spreading blood, death and heartache too. But as the Pretzelnit always says, free countries are peaceful countries. Free countries don’t attack their neighbors. We haven’t attacked Canada yet, so that proves we are a free country, right? Maybe we’re coming up a tad short on the peaceful part but we’re damned free to kill anyone anywhere if we want to. We’re giving the word freedom a whole new definition.
General Pace told us that things are going very, very well in Iraq. So apparently the Pretzelnit feels the steps that we took during the invasion of Iraq went so well we just might use that plan again in another country. He seems to feel we should dig ourselves another hole and just keep on digging. Sadly these holes will later become graves.
See, damn it, we’re on the defensively offensive now. We’re so damn bad that we are constantly on the watch for anyone who we even think might want to kick out asses. We can go to any country if we suspect they hate our guts. It doesn’t matter why they hate our guts, we’ll just go in and do a lotta killin’ Amurican style.
We’re on a mission. We are spreading democracy. Okay we’re also spreading blood, death and heartache too. But as the Pretzelnit always says, free countries are peaceful countries. Free countries don’t attack their neighbors. We haven’t attacked Canada yet, so that proves we are a free country, right? Maybe we’re coming up a tad short on the peaceful part but we’re damned free to kill anyone anywhere if we want to. We’re giving the word freedom a whole new definition.
General Pace told us that things are going very, very well in Iraq. So apparently the Pretzelnit feels the steps that we took during the invasion of Iraq went so well we just might use that plan again in another country. He seems to feel we should dig ourselves another hole and just keep on digging. Sadly these holes will later become graves.
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Did you check it out? It's already up on the whitehouse whitewashing web location. I invite y'all to take a look at the conclusion. It's a doosy.
http://educationalwhisper.blogspot.com/2006/03/our-national-security-strategy-truimph.html
PoP
think if someone told Dubya that the Greeks have a lot of olive oil he'd be ok with invading them?
Why don't they just kill everyone and get it over with.
Bush Logic:
"If we kill them first, then they can't kill us...that's called preee-eeeemmmmpppp-ttttiiioonnnn."
I predict they will use this new Bush Doctrine to justify the Iraq war in the future.
Right Wing Historians 20 years from now will write about how the invasion of Iraq was simply an exercise of Bush's pre-emption policy. They will try to gloss over the FACTS that Bush misled our nation into supporting the invasion of Iraq and wasted precious resources on Iraq instead of catching Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden.
Sadly I fear that Iraq, the nightmare was a preview for the next one, Iran, the nightmare. So what do we do? Fly over and bomb the shit out of Iran? Kill more innocent people? I don't know if I can stand having my name on any more death certificates under cause of death.
I have the same problem as Bush...I'll get started painting the fence, then I'll rememeber I have to mow the lawn, only to suddenly rememebr I need to flush the radiator on my car. Luckily, my half-finished projects don't result in death on such a massive scale.
"Free countries are peaceful countries"-I guess that means we are no longer a free country.
Maybe a shorter hem line and possibly a little change in color but bottom line, it’s the same.
Nope, the national security strategy is a man's suit. Always comes back into fashion with each generation.
nice post, sums it up perfectly
Some fashions never go out of style.
I read the thing, but I don't feel a whole lot safer.
The post is perfect, POP.
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