Thursday, March 16, 2006

Land of the Free to Attack Anyone, Anywhere

The bush administration is expected to issue a new national security strategy today. From what we know so far, it looks a hell of a lot like the old national security strategy. Maybe a shorter hem line and possibly a little change in color but bottom line, it’s the same. If a country has something we need or want, we’ll lie about using diplomacy first and go into that country with both barrels blazing. Oh sure we’ll kill a few more people but we’ll just write that off to collateral damage, step on or over the bodies and march on. We’ll show the world that America is on the freedom march and we don’t care who we have to step on to spread the gospel.

See, damn it, we’re on the defensively offensive now. We’re so damn bad that we are constantly on the watch for anyone who we even think might want to kick out asses. We can go to any country if we suspect they hate our guts. It doesn’t matter why they hate our guts, we’ll just go in and do a lotta killin’ Amurican style.

We’re on a mission. We are spreading democracy. Okay we’re also spreading blood, death and heartache too. But as the Pretzelnit always says, free countries are peaceful countries. Free countries don’t attack their neighbors. We haven’t attacked Canada yet, so that proves we are a free country, right? Maybe we’re coming up a tad short on the peaceful part but we’re damned free to kill anyone anywhere if we want to. We’re giving the word freedom a whole new definition.

General Pace told us that things are going very, very well in Iraq. So apparently the Pretzelnit feels the steps that we took during the invasion of Iraq went so well we just might use that plan again in another country. He seems to feel we should dig ourselves another hole and just keep on digging. Sadly these holes will later become graves.


Blogger windspike said...

Did you check it out? It's already up on the whitehouse whitewashing web location. I invite y'all to take a look at the conclusion. It's a doosy.

March 16, 2006 10:02 AM  
Anonymous rebellious renee said...

think if someone told Dubya that the Greeks have a lot of olive oil he'd be ok with invading them?

March 16, 2006 1:39 PM  
Blogger PoliShifter said...

Why don't they just kill everyone and get it over with.

Bush Logic:

"If we kill them first, then they can't kill us...that's called preee-eeeemmmmpppp-ttttiiioonnnn."

I predict they will use this new Bush Doctrine to justify the Iraq war in the future.

Right Wing Historians 20 years from now will write about how the invasion of Iraq was simply an exercise of Bush's pre-emption policy. They will try to gloss over the FACTS that Bush misled our nation into supporting the invasion of Iraq and wasted precious resources on Iraq instead of catching Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden.

March 16, 2006 1:45 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Sadly I fear that Iraq, the nightmare was a preview for the next one, Iran, the nightmare. So what do we do? Fly over and bomb the shit out of Iran? Kill more innocent people? I don't know if I can stand having my name on any more death certificates under cause of death.

March 16, 2006 2:09 PM  
Blogger sideshow bob said...

I have the same problem as Bush...I'll get started painting the fence, then I'll rememeber I have to mow the lawn, only to suddenly rememebr I need to flush the radiator on my car. Luckily, my half-finished projects don't result in death on such a massive scale.

March 16, 2006 2:15 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

"Free countries are peaceful countries"-I guess that means we are no longer a free country.

March 16, 2006 4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a shorter hem line and possibly a little change in color but bottom line, it’s the same.

Nope, the national security strategy is a man's suit. Always comes back into fashion with each generation.

March 16, 2006 7:31 PM  
Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

nice post, sums it up perfectly

March 16, 2006 11:15 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Some fashions never go out of style.

March 17, 2006 2:08 AM  
Blogger Chancelucky said...

I read the thing, but I don't feel a whole lot safer.

March 17, 2006 11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The post is perfect, POP.

- oddjob

March 17, 2006 12:47 PM  
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