Sunday, March 12, 2006

The President of the United States

What might be going on in his head?


Blogger Left of Center said...

I was hoping he would do a pretzle swallow with that nail.

March 12, 2006 1:26 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

He just looks so absolutely clueless. I wonder if he has moments when he forgets where the hell he is and what the hell he's doing? No enthusiasm for the chore at hand, that's for sure

March 12, 2006 1:31 PM  
Blogger andrew said...

"Damnb, I wish that were a joint instead of another friggin nail. This workin' stuff is hard work."

March 12, 2006 1:32 PM  
Blogger An Angry Old Broad said...

Not a damn thing.No big theories as to why there's nothing going on up there,there just isn't.I would imagine the occasional thought of boobies and beer,and a glance at the old bank account is about it for this guy.

March 12, 2006 3:22 PM  
Anonymous LILY BRANFORD said...

I'm with Andrew as far as guesses are concerned!!!!!

March 12, 2006 4:17 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

"Hand me another nail there. I'm gonna crucify myself."

March 13, 2006 12:37 AM  
Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

I bet he is thinking of the growing problem of climate change and whether or not he undermined the nuclear non-proliferation treaty. ha just kidding.

He is probably wondering if he remembered to tivo reruns of "home improvement" or not

March 13, 2006 1:17 AM  
Blogger MadMustard said...

It could have just been all of the hammering, but suddenly Dubya paused and reminisced about the first time he nailed Condi at Camp David. As he chomped on the 16 penny nail a warm yet longing feeling over took him.

Oh… just kidding, well about the warm and longing part anyway, he was thinking about the animal lust!

March 13, 2006 1:51 AM  
Blogger poopie said...

He's thinkin' about weapons of mass nailing. Definitely.

March 13, 2006 10:45 AM  
Blogger windspike said...

Shiate, shuld I choke up on dis here hamma a little mo? Does it make me look mas macho?

March 13, 2006 11:12 AM  
Blogger Pissedoffcabbie said...

He might be thinking about nailing the coffin shut on those pesky journalists who keep leaking troublesome stories.

March 13, 2006 12:02 PM  
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

"Maybe if I act like Jimmy Carter people will like me..."

March 13, 2006 12:24 PM  
Blogger BadTux said...

Dear Leader isn't thinking. I've seen that look before -- on tranquilized mental patients (my mother was a psychiatric nurse so I saw plenty of them growing up). It's that old "Thorazine Shuffle" look. Makes you wonder what kind of psychiatric drugs Dear Leader is on...

March 13, 2006 1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going on in his head?

That's easy - nothing, as usual.

- oddjob

March 13, 2006 5:47 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

"I wonder if anyone will notice that this ladder is actually in the middle of the room and a full 8 foot from the wall where I'm 'post to be drivin' this nail."

This is really a fuckin' existential shot here ... Bush driving nails into nothing ...

or maybe the guy who is "off camera" is saying ... "W, see this pointy end, that's the one what goes in first ... "

March 14, 2006 6:15 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

What's going thru his head?

"How long do I hafta stay up on this friggin' ladder, with this stoopid nail between my teeth??

Did they get the shot yet? Dang, this hammer is heavy.

How come I don't get to use a nail gun, like a real workin' man?"

March 14, 2006 7:26 AM  
Blogger Carl said...

Why...nothing. Of course.

March 14, 2006 8:16 AM  

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