Friday, March 10, 2006

Jumped up and bit him on the ass

Bush owes his infamous presidential career to the events of 9-11. Without that horrid event I think he would have been toast way before his first term was over.

With the Dubai deal, his sowing the seeds of fear came back to bite off a chunk of his ass.

Then there was Harriet Myers. Her nomination also came back to bite off another chunk.

Then there was Katrina. All his talk about improving homeland security took its own big bite and another chunk.

Now the war in Iraq and spreading freedom and democracy has taken another giant bite, and yep, another chunk was gone.

His polls are falling faster than ever. Ladies and gentlemen, we now officially have a half assed president.

9 Comments:

Blogger Donviti said...

the only problem is his ass is sort of like the arm of a starfish. It keeps fucking growing back and the American people don't see that his ass is full of shit...

March 10, 2006 7:12 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

LOL, donviti. I think the chunks are coming off faster than he can regrow them. At least I wish it to be true.

March 10, 2006 7:22 AM  
Anonymous The Heretik said...

Much ass. Many bites will be needed.

March 10, 2006 9:17 AM  
Blogger okieblonde said...

We had a half assed president the day the Supreme Court gave him the presidency. And we will have a half assed president until he gets his sorry ass out of the White House.

March 10, 2006 12:57 PM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

So if he is hitting rock bottem can we ask for a RECALL? ( Since we would have to IMPEACH THE WHOLE LOT?)

March 10, 2006 1:13 PM  
Blogger MadMustard said...

Hmm...
So the debate now comes down to this:

Is the ass in the WH half full or half empty?

Or... is he a total ass or just half-assed?

Oh man, I'm still working on the chicken and the egg conundrum!

March 10, 2006 7:06 PM  
Blogger The (liberal)Girl Next Door said...

Is half an ass better than a whole ass? I can't think from all the stink.

March 10, 2006 7:44 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

And that was a compliment too.

March 10, 2006 10:54 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

oh yeah

March 11, 2006 5:49 PM  

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