President has a blast in India but there were disappointments
President George Bush continues his world tour searching for one damned country that doesn’t hate his guts. So far it’s been a futile mission. During his visit to India, Mr. Bush sounded a bit disappointed when he stated that he had seen a lot of Indians but not one single teepee. Before leaving India Mr. Bush proudly stated that trading with the Indians was a blast! He said that he had traded them a pile of nukes for a large quantity of mangos. He likened it to the trading done long ago by the pilgrims. Apparently someone in his entourage corrected Mr. Bush because he has ceased to raise his hand and say “How” each time he encounters anyone in India.
Mr. Bush’s next stop will be Pakistan. Although deadly violence has already broken out in that country due to just the anticipation of his arrival, Mr. Bush boldly proclaimed that he wasn’t a-scared of nothin’. It was difficult to hear the rest of the president’s message because he was surrounded by a gazillion, armed Secret Service men.
After Mr. Bush visits Pakistan he will visit the United States as he continues his search for one damned country that doesn’t hate his guts. Due to recent developments, expectations are low that he will be any more successful in this country than he has been in all the others.
Mr. Bush’s next stop will be Pakistan. Although deadly violence has already broken out in that country due to just the anticipation of his arrival, Mr. Bush boldly proclaimed that he wasn’t a-scared of nothin’. It was difficult to hear the rest of the president’s message because he was surrounded by a gazillion, armed Secret Service men.
After Mr. Bush visits Pakistan he will visit the United States as he continues his search for one damned country that doesn’t hate his guts. Due to recent developments, expectations are low that he will be any more successful in this country than he has been in all the others.
posted by pissed off patricia at 7:07 AM
16 Comments:
I worry that someone will hurt him while he travels the middle east. They have no self control, as they have their own religious rage.We already have enough rage in America- the fear of that happening and what might occur on my home soil makes me cringe.
It's all about fear- probably the strongest emotion we humans have, and one that is easily encouraged with an "us vs. them" identity and a "they get more than you" leadership.
Pray he comes homes safetly, and that Americans wake up to what they have wrought. the Christian Taliban of the USA.
I love this country - and long to go back to the days when our president was a rock star in other countries.
Say what you want about clinton's blowjobs - we're the only country that ever really cared about that. I remember his visits to Europe where 10's of thousands would turn out to watch him speak. They'd be waving American flags, cheering, it was a great moment of pride.
Now - Bush is greeted by even more people, but they're all there to burn our flags and protest him.
I agree with you jeremy. Clinton used to visit and people would run up to him to just touch him. Bush can't appear in public anywhere because so many people dispise him. I was with you in that pride thing back in President Clinton's day. You would see people in some other country going wild for him and you would think, he's ours. Your smile would just appear. Wonder if we can ever feel like that again?
Too bad President Clinton can't run again because if he were president again it would be the fastest way to restore our reputation in the world.
Re: Pot-bellied stoves. Ours was rectangular. I guess we were too poor to have a fancy one with no sharp edges. :) We sat around it or in the kitchen all of the time during the winter. -No insulation means ice on the walls.
We had to get rid of our chickens when I was 5, as they re-zoned us into the city limits (So, no more rooster, just lots of fried chicken for awhile.) Too bad they didn't make us get indoor plumbing sooner. High school was more than just a little uncomfortable because of it.
PoP,
This hatred of Bush makes it hard on Americans traveling abroad.
Rick and I have done quite a bit of traveling....but we're beginning to wonder if maybe we should just stay closer to home.
I know Renee, we had a trip scheduled this year but decided against it for that very reason.
It was all so different five years ago.
Same here. I am still planning a trip to Scotland and Wales and they do hate the shrub, but they love any American who hates him too. I should be in good company. Maybe Easter Island is isolated enough that they don't know Bush there. Otherwise, it's a world-wide epidemic.
I say it's time to set him and his administartion in a boat (with no fuel) in the middle of the Atlantic and the world have a go at target practice...
With our luck Kathleen, the wind would blow his boat right back up on our shore.
He is such a disgrace... what else can one say?
Yeah! Hey! Let's not let him back in! Let's leave him over there till he finds Osama!
I say a good old fashioned mutiny of the American public for starters. We need to sign petitions so we can set up a special election and vote as to whether we want him as president...or to get the hell out of Dodge. I would think that 'we the people' have a say in this matter so long as we try to bring it up that is. Oh the shame!
I am laughing as I read this post, and yet it's just revolting that one can even make a parody like this!!
- oddjob
It wasn't a gazillion Secret Service men. It was a brazillion.
They weren't in Brazil LOL
Actually it was a multitrazillion.
Then lets put a dozen anchors on it...
Neil,
I'd pay a lot of money to see that happen...
Sumo has a point. That's how we got Ahhhnold...
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