Thursday, March 16, 2006

Bomb-Sniffing Dog Sniffing Dogs

In San Diego an NCAA arena has been evacuated and the bomb squad was brought in because a bomb-sniffing dog alerted near or at a hot dog stand.
As of now, no bomb has been found.

So many possibilities for fun with this story. Have at it.


Blogger Left of Center said...

California food ingredient laws are among the most lax in the nation. Apparently the dog smelled a former lover in the warming basket. When asked what he thought about the incident, the Police dog named Rocko sobbed, "looks like someones going to eat my bitch."

March 16, 2006 11:53 AM  
Blogger Carl said...

Please tell me the dog was a daschund...

March 16, 2006 11:57 AM  
Anonymous rebellious renee said...

Well....maybe the hot dog stand wasn't Kosher.

March 16, 2006 1:47 PM  
Blogger sideshow bob said...

This story sounds like something you'd find in the reject pile over at the Onion.

I suppose they had to take the contents of the cart "to the lab" for "testing".

March 16, 2006 2:11 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Makes you wonder what the hell they put in hot dogs, doesn't it? Either that or no matter how trained a dog is, he's going for the hot dogs every time. Wonder if they'll retire the dog or give him a medal of honor? It would be too funny if the dog's name is Brownie.

They probably took the contents to the police station for testing, via dinner.

March 16, 2006 2:19 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

I'm sure there's some hog anus in hot dogs. And everyone knows how dogs like to sniff butts.

March 16, 2006 4:29 PM  
Blogger Frederick said...

Does sniffing out a wiener violate don't ask don't tell?

March 16, 2006 7:44 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

You're right. This is just too easy. Maybe they should change the name of the Padres to 'Terrorist Wiener Dogs'.

March 17, 2006 2:11 AM  
Blogger a rose is a rose said...

and THAT my dears is why i eat tofu PUPS instead!

March 17, 2006 2:39 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

I have long thought of the hotdog as a "toxin tube" I think the dog simply was thinking outside the box and being vigilant and protecting the fatherland ... and I think its unfortunate that the blogs and the media are making light of his most valuable contribution to homeland security ... Osama has spoken not only of planes but of tube steaks as terror tools ... in fact rory was thinkin of a post on that subject ... well now I gotta do it ... you have frickin' inspired me

March 17, 2006 6:51 AM  
Blogger Gary said...

Hotdog haiku:

Weiner smells weiner
Nitrate, phosphate, nitro boom
If in doubt must bark

March 17, 2006 3:53 PM  

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