Friday, April 03, 2009

Fred the Cat’s theory about Republicans


I keep seeing strange people on TV. There’s this guy Glenn Beck and some guy whose last name is Hannity. Finally who can forget the guy they called Joe the Plumber. Notice all these strange humans are of the Republican party. Why is that you might wonder.

Okay, here’s my theory. The Republicans have needed strange people in the past to get them elected. That worked for a while but for the last couple of years, not so much. So now they have all these strange people in their party and they would like them to not be there anymore, because well, it makes their party look like a freakin’ sideshow. How to get rid of them might just be a frequent question asked within the party. Maybe someone said, how about we quietly move them into a third party, a Crazy party if you will.

They found some of the more freakier ones and made them famous. Thus we have the ones I mentioned above. People are following Beck, they actually honor Joe the Plumber and Hannity is well, Hannity. So I, Fred the Cat, think these folks and others have been chosen by the Republicans to be like St. Patrick who lead the snakes out of Ireland. But in this case, the Republicans hope these “celebrities” will instead lead the whack jobs out of the Republican party and off into the never-to-be-heard-from-again land, fondly called the Crazy party.

Like I said, it’s just my feline theory. You think they would be smart enough to come up with a plan like that?

Have a great weekend with those you love

Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys!)

7 Comments:

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April 03, 2009 4:21 AM  
Blogger fallenmonk said...

Fred. It is really quite simple. They just need to white-out all the "GOP" on their stationery and write in "CRAZY". That or print a bunch of "crazy" stickers to put on everything.

April 03, 2009 6:01 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Hmmm, an interesting theory, and despite their disdain for larnin', they DO think long-term.

April 03, 2009 6:35 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

Crazy.

Have a good weekend, Fred! Niblet sends nose-bumps for you, Martini, and the Pops!

April 03, 2009 6:40 AM  
Blogger TaraDharma said...

Fred, that's as good of a theory as any human can come with (not saying you're not superiour to humans, but...). What's your theory on all the citizens who hang on these crazy people's every word?!

April 03, 2009 12:45 PM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Baxter here. I concur with your Sagacious Comments, Fred. You are one Smart Cat. The idea of a Crazy Party makes a lot of Sense to Me.

April 03, 2009 8:15 PM  
Blogger two crows said...

hey, Fred--
I think the Newt may be reading your column [he CAN read, right?]
anyway, I seem to recall him saying, right out loud, that the Republican party needs to dump the freaks. he didn't say it in just those words -- but that seemed to be his drift.

April 05, 2009 12:31 PM  

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