Fred the Cat’s theory about Republicans
I keep seeing strange people on TV. There’s this guy Glenn Beck and some guy whose last name is Hannity. Finally who can forget the guy they called Joe the Plumber. Notice all these strange humans are of the Republican party. Why is that you might wonder.
Okay, here’s my theory. The Republicans have needed strange people in the past to get them elected. That worked for a while but for the last couple of years, not so much. So now they have all these strange people in their party and they would like them to not be there anymore, because well, it makes their party look like a freakin’ sideshow. How to get rid of them might just be a frequent question asked within the party. Maybe someone said, how about we quietly move them into a third party, a Crazy party if you will.
They found some of the more freakier ones and made them famous. Thus we have the ones I mentioned above. People are following Beck, they actually honor Joe the Plumber and Hannity is well, Hannity. So I, Fred the Cat, think these folks and others have been chosen by the Republicans to be like St. Patrick who lead the snakes out of Ireland. But in this case, the Republicans hope these “celebrities” will instead lead the whack jobs out of the Republican party and off into the never-to-be-heard-from-again land, fondly called the Crazy party.
Like I said, it’s just my feline theory. You think they would be smart enough to come up with a plan like that?
Have a great weekend with those you love
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys!)