I was framed, I tell ya!
Fred the cat here and I’ve decided to take a page from bush’s book. I’m just denying everything.
The reason the orchid pot was knocked over and broken was because it was placed somewhere it shouldn’t have been.
The reason the cosmic catnip toy was in the pool is because someone built the pool where it shouldn’t have been.
The reason I kicked sand all around my litter box was because someone filled the box too full of sand.
Hey, this is easy. Do something wrong and just blame it on someone else. Of course the damage is still there but if you explain away your responsibility, you can walk away cloaked in denial.
Who am I kidding? Not you and not me. Even a cat can’t stoop that low. We take responsibility for our successes and our failures, otherwise we couldn’t be the proud species that we are.
Excuse the expression but we cats would rat out any of our kind that was irresponsible. Do you guys know how to do that? Point to the individual, show his wrong doings and then chase his ass out of town! How hard is that? You might want to give it a try.
Have a great weekend
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys)