Friday, August 03, 2007

I was framed, I tell ya!


Fred the cat here and I’ve decided to take a page from bush’s book. I’m just denying everything.

The reason the orchid pot was knocked over and broken was because it was placed somewhere it shouldn’t have been.

The reason the cosmic catnip toy was in the pool is because someone built the pool where it shouldn’t have been.

The reason I kicked sand all around my litter box was because someone filled the box too full of sand.

Hey, this is easy. Do something wrong and just blame it on someone else. Of course the damage is still there but if you explain away your responsibility, you can walk away cloaked in denial.

Who am I kidding? Not you and not me. Even a cat can’t stoop that low. We take responsibility for our successes and our failures, otherwise we couldn’t be the proud species that we are.

Excuse the expression but we cats would rat out any of our kind that was irresponsible. Do you guys know how to do that? Point to the individual, show his wrong doings and then chase his ass out of town! How hard is that? You might want to give it a try.

Have a great weekend

Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys)

27 Comments:

Blogger Coffee Messiah said...

It all boggles the mind.

Everything falling apart, nothing getting done, no one to blame and no accountability. ; (

We are living in our own version of "The Twilight Zone." ; (

August 03, 2007 3:01 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

Fred not to worry...you are in good company!

August 03, 2007 3:04 AM  
Blogger JM said...

I'll be mailing you a copy of "Swiftboating For Cats" which I'm sure you'll find of interest.

August 03, 2007 4:24 AM  
Blogger Larry said...

Fred doesn't come from a family of wealth, but from a family who works for what they get.

As the Mamma's boy of the elitist nazi family, Bush only knew how to lie and tell his Mamma they are picking on him!

August 03, 2007 4:31 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

How long would it take us to call for an exterminator if we found a lying skunk in the house? Fred, you know. I can tell Fred knows the answer.

August 03, 2007 5:46 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Fred, run for President. I'll vote for you.

Then again, maybe you're too smart for that position.

You have a great relaxing weekend. How many naps are possible in one day?

August 03, 2007 6:21 AM  
Blogger Nvisiblewmn said...

You sound like a cat of character, Fred. How quaint.

August 03, 2007 6:44 AM  
Blogger FunkyTown Fighter said...

Nick (mem beth) I said that last week! I can work on his campaign, and you can do security for him like the secret service! C'mon Fred what do you say? Your 10 times smarter than Shrub will ever be anyway so why not? LOL...........
Have a good week-end!

August 03, 2007 7:06 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

Fred, you should be the new Attorney General, so we could run our spying programs by you.

August 03, 2007 8:15 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

The orchid pot, the litter-kicking, all that stuff -- it's Clinton's fault.

August 03, 2007 8:29 AM  
Blogger BBC said...

"I’m just denying everything."

Sounds like my wife. Wrecking cars was always someone else's fault. She even had excuses for getting DUI's. Hello????

Only an idiot would want to be president of this country. Smart people want to run it without all the bullshit politics.

August 03, 2007 11:59 AM  
Blogger an average patriot said...

Lie, Lie, Lie, Deny, Deny, Deny, and when you get caught, do it louder, has worked consistently for all this underhanded scum pardon me.
Those of us with morals are apalled , powerless to stop this crap, and like Fred could never do this. I can't stand it!

August 03, 2007 12:02 PM  
Blogger TaraDharma said...

Don't forget to sneer at the humans, swish your tale and amble away....you're above it all and have more important things to do.

August 03, 2007 1:09 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

Look, I don't want to be a pussy but I think George is misunderstood.

I mean, what do you expect from someone with an I.Q. of twenty-six and that's on a good day. Einstein?

August 03, 2007 5:33 PM  
Blogger Floridacracker said...

Quite a CATastrophy Fred.

August 03, 2007 6:48 PM  
Blogger Anon-Paranoid said...

Well we all know he's a momma's boy and he never took responsibility for anything in his life, but neither did his mother.

She should have aborted him the minute she found out she was pregnant.

It would have saved our country the pain its suffering now.

I'm sure Fred would never let a kitten of his family do the harm Der Fuhrer's mother has let her son do. Now would you Fred?

Of course not.

God Bless.

August 03, 2007 9:03 PM  
Blogger Gort said...

Fred, You forgot to blame the dog-Ptolemy

August 03, 2007 10:30 PM  
Blogger Sherry said...

can we run fred for office???


(of course president would be a demotion for any cat because we know that cats own all they survey.)

August 04, 2007 6:03 AM  
Blogger Wren said...

Draft Fred for president.

August 04, 2007 6:43 AM  
Blogger WeezieLou said...

how 'bout we bring fred to D.C. and have him mark his new territory?

August 04, 2007 7:16 AM  
Blogger Mariamariacuchita said...

Fred's got the makings of a politician.

August 04, 2007 5:21 PM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Fred, like all cats, is very wise. Well said.

August 04, 2007 9:13 PM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

Fred, I'm more and more convinced you should really, really, be President.

I need your help if you have an extra minute or two.....

August 04, 2007 11:37 PM  
Blogger Oceanshaman said...

"I didn't do it" . . .

Bart Simpson

August 05, 2007 9:34 AM  
Blogger Suzie-Q (S-Q) said...

Bush is in denial of everything because he is a failure and he knows it!

I bet he drinks booze every night just so he can sleep..

August 05, 2007 11:29 AM  
Anonymous oldwhitelady said...

Accountability does not go hand in hand with this administration. They really like to shift the blame. You understand the problem well, it seems.

August 05, 2007 11:23 PM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Please buy Fred more catnip.

August 06, 2007 1:09 AM  

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