I was framed, I tell ya!
Fred the cat here and I’ve decided to take a page from bush’s book. I’m just denying everything.
The reason the orchid pot was knocked over and broken was because it was placed somewhere it shouldn’t have been.
The reason the cosmic catnip toy was in the pool is because someone built the pool where it shouldn’t have been.
The reason I kicked sand all around my litter box was because someone filled the box too full of sand.
Hey, this is easy. Do something wrong and just blame it on someone else. Of course the damage is still there but if you explain away your responsibility, you can walk away cloaked in denial.
Who am I kidding? Not you and not me. Even a cat can’t stoop that low. We take responsibility for our successes and our failures, otherwise we couldn’t be the proud species that we are.
Excuse the expression but we cats would rat out any of our kind that was irresponsible. Do you guys know how to do that? Point to the individual, show his wrong doings and then chase his ass out of town! How hard is that? You might want to give it a try.
Have a great weekend
Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys)
posted by pissed off patricia at 2:22 AM
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It all boggles the mind.
Everything falling apart, nothing getting done, no one to blame and no accountability. ; (
We are living in our own version of "The Twilight Zone." ; (
Fred not to worry...you are in good company!
I'll be mailing you a copy of "Swiftboating For Cats" which I'm sure you'll find of interest.
Fred doesn't come from a family of wealth, but from a family who works for what they get.
As the Mamma's boy of the elitist nazi family, Bush only knew how to lie and tell his Mamma they are picking on him!
How long would it take us to call for an exterminator if we found a lying skunk in the house? Fred, you know. I can tell Fred knows the answer.
Fred, run for President. I'll vote for you.
Then again, maybe you're too smart for that position.
You have a great relaxing weekend. How many naps are possible in one day?
You sound like a cat of character, Fred. How quaint.
Nick (mem beth) I said that last week! I can work on his campaign, and you can do security for him like the secret service! C'mon Fred what do you say? Your 10 times smarter than Shrub will ever be anyway so why not? LOL...........
Have a good week-end!
Fred, you should be the new Attorney General, so we could run our spying programs by you.
The orchid pot, the litter-kicking, all that stuff -- it's Clinton's fault.
"I’m just denying everything."
Sounds like my wife. Wrecking cars was always someone else's fault. She even had excuses for getting DUI's. Hello????
Only an idiot would want to be president of this country. Smart people want to run it without all the bullshit politics.
Lie, Lie, Lie, Deny, Deny, Deny, and when you get caught, do it louder, has worked consistently for all this underhanded scum pardon me.
Those of us with morals are apalled , powerless to stop this crap, and like Fred could never do this. I can't stand it!
Don't forget to sneer at the humans, swish your tale and amble away....you're above it all and have more important things to do.
Look, I don't want to be a pussy but I think George is misunderstood.
I mean, what do you expect from someone with an I.Q. of twenty-six and that's on a good day. Einstein?
Quite a CATastrophy Fred.
Well we all know he's a momma's boy and he never took responsibility for anything in his life, but neither did his mother.
She should have aborted him the minute she found out she was pregnant.
It would have saved our country the pain its suffering now.
I'm sure Fred would never let a kitten of his family do the harm Der Fuhrer's mother has let her son do. Now would you Fred?
Of course not.
God Bless.
Fred, You forgot to blame the dog-Ptolemy
can we run fred for office???
(of course president would be a demotion for any cat because we know that cats own all they survey.)
Draft Fred for president.
how 'bout we bring fred to D.C. and have him mark his new territory?
Fred's got the makings of a politician.
Fred, like all cats, is very wise. Well said.
Fred, I'm more and more convinced you should really, really, be President.
I need your help if you have an extra minute or two.....
"I didn't do it" . . .
Bart Simpson
Bush is in denial of everything because he is a failure and he knows it!
I bet he drinks booze every night just so he can sleep..
Accountability does not go hand in hand with this administration. They really like to shift the blame. You understand the problem well, it seems.
Please buy Fred more catnip.
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