More advice from Fred the Cat
Sometimes you guys amaze me, and not in a good way. Your country is in a war that never should have been. Soldiers and Iraqis are being killed every single day and all anyone seems to think about is which team, the Republicans or the Democrats will win in November of next year. With all the horrible things that are happening, all you seem to be talking about is which candidate does or does not love Jesus the most.
One word of feline advice for you dudes, prioritize!
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Have a great weekend and keep your cool
Sincerely,
Fred the Cat
posted by pissed off patricia at 2:48 AM
18 Comments:
" Why put off tomorrow, that which you can put off today?"
That's their motto, all else is a smoke screen to keep us from noticing.
Unfortunately, it seems to be working for some! ; (
Have a nice vacation! ; )
Fred, you should be appointed to "Brain Czar", the Smarty With a Heart.
Fred, did you know that I look forward to Friday because you'll be here? Yep, I do. You're one brilliant cat, Fred.
Please run for President, Fred. We need some wisdom in the White House for a change, and the DemoCATs need you to show them the way.
fred, you belong in the Cat Hall of Fame and Political Punditry.
Fred, as always, is making more sense than most of those who lead our political discourse. I agree, he should be a candidate!
Hey Fred, I'm so glad that you see it the same way I do. Enough about Jesus, I want to know how the candidates are going to end the war. I don't care WWJD, I want to know what these idiots are going to do.
What democat civility?
all anyone seems to think about is which team, the Republicans or Democrats will win in November of next year
Now that's not true, Fred, and you know it. We Americans spend a great deal of time kneeling before American Idol, too. And on top of that, we do our damnedest to keep up with what's going on in Paris Hilton's life, the state of Brangelina, making sure Anna Nicole is still dead, and who's cheating on who in General Hospital.
And we don't stop there. We take the offensive in the war on terrism by shopping a lot. We support our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan by slapping magnetic ribbons made in Bangladesh on our vehicles. We wave really big flags in public. And we can't help it if we love Jesus so much -- we wish he'd come back so we could crucify him again. Our quest for salvation would take on a whole new dimension then.
How could you be so blind to our true nature, Fred?
Fred,dude, lay off the catnip. You're starting to make sense.
Fred,
Watch what you say, old pal. You could wake up in Guantanamo. Then who would do the heavy mousing around Martini HQ?
And if you needed further evidence of the dumbing down of the two-legged Kozy Kat can openers, neither Guantanamo nor mousing are words known to the Microsoft Dictionary.
Peace, Love and Dope. Amen.
Have a fine weekend Fred. You are wise beyond your (cat) years.
Fred...I bet you love that coverlet right? The little dangly balls that you can bat around at your leisure. And don't think for a moment that your lying on it is an accident mister! You intend to give it a work out don't you? Which is more than I can say for the politicians right now...they work on their tans.
Right as usual, Fred. Here we are being entertained by the presidential version of Reality TV, and the election is still - what, half-a dozen cat years or so away.
Good morning, Fred the Cat.
You're looking fluffy and contented, as always.
Hey, Fred the Cat - it being Sunday and all, I can't help but to wonder which candidate loves Jesus the most. Who do you think does? Heh, you don't have to answer that. As my kitties said, while winding around my legs, hoping for treats, "Meow mow mewo mew".
Shayna doesn't get us either, Fred.
I'm not following either party that much, I'm not fond of anyone out there. I'm going to write in my own name and keep going to the peace rallies every week, and keep bitching about stupid wars every chance I get.
OK Fred prioritize, right? I'll try, now to get everyone else on that program... might be impossible.
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