Friday, June 08, 2007

More advice from Fred the Cat

Sometimes you guys amaze me, and not in a good way. Your country is in a war that never should have been. Soldiers and Iraqis are being killed every single day and all anyone seems to think about is which team, the Republicans or the Democrats will win in November of next year. With all the horrible things that are happening, all you seem to be talking about is which candidate does or does not love Jesus the most.

One word of feline advice for you dudes, prioritize!

Have a great weekend and keep your cool
Fred the Cat


Blogger Coffee Messiah said...

" Why put off tomorrow, that which you can put off today?"

That's their motto, all else is a smoke screen to keep us from noticing.

Unfortunately, it seems to be working for some! ; (

Have a nice vacation! ; )

June 08, 2007 3:01 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

Fred, you should be appointed to "Brain Czar", the Smarty With a Heart.

June 08, 2007 4:40 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Fred, did you know that I look forward to Friday because you'll be here? Yep, I do. You're one brilliant cat, Fred.

June 08, 2007 4:52 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Please run for President, Fred. We need some wisdom in the White House for a change, and the DemoCATs need you to show them the way.

June 08, 2007 5:11 AM  
Blogger WeezieLou said...

fred, you belong in the Cat Hall of Fame and Political Punditry.

June 08, 2007 5:25 AM  
Blogger JM said...

Fred, as always, is making more sense than most of those who lead our political discourse. I agree, he should be a candidate!

June 08, 2007 6:51 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

Hey Fred, I'm so glad that you see it the same way I do. Enough about Jesus, I want to know how the candidates are going to end the war. I don't care WWJD, I want to know what these idiots are going to do.

June 08, 2007 6:54 AM  
Blogger Cheney08 said...

What democat civility?

June 08, 2007 7:45 AM  
Blogger Mimus Pauly said...

all anyone seems to think about is which team, the Republicans or Democrats will win in November of next year

Now that's not true, Fred, and you know it. We Americans spend a great deal of time kneeling before American Idol, too. And on top of that, we do our damnedest to keep up with what's going on in Paris Hilton's life, the state of Brangelina, making sure Anna Nicole is still dead, and who's cheating on who in General Hospital.

And we don't stop there. We take the offensive in the war on terrism by shopping a lot. We support our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan by slapping magnetic ribbons made in Bangladesh on our vehicles. We wave really big flags in public. And we can't help it if we love Jesus so much -- we wish he'd come back so we could crucify him again. Our quest for salvation would take on a whole new dimension then.

How could you be so blind to our true nature, Fred?

June 08, 2007 9:52 AM  
Blogger Floridacracker said...

Fred,dude, lay off the catnip. You're starting to make sense.

June 08, 2007 10:40 AM  
Anonymous scott said...

Watch what you say, old pal. You could wake up in Guantanamo. Then who would do the heavy mousing around Martini HQ?

And if you needed further evidence of the dumbing down of the two-legged Kozy Kat can openers, neither Guantanamo nor mousing are words known to the Microsoft Dictionary.

Peace, Love and Dope. Amen.

June 08, 2007 2:01 PM  
Blogger annie said...

Have a fine weekend Fred. You are wise beyond your (cat) years.

June 08, 2007 4:59 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

Fred...I bet you love that coverlet right? The little dangly balls that you can bat around at your leisure. And don't think for a moment that your lying on it is an accident mister! You intend to give it a work out don't you? Which is more than I can say for the politicians right now...they work on their tans.

June 08, 2007 7:48 PM  
Anonymous abi said...

Right as usual, Fred. Here we are being entertained by the presidential version of Reality TV, and the election is still - what, half-a dozen cat years or so away.

June 09, 2007 9:09 AM  
Blogger oldwhitelady said...

Good morning, Fred the Cat.
You're looking fluffy and contented, as always.

Hey, Fred the Cat - it being Sunday and all, I can't help but to wonder which candidate loves Jesus the most. Who do you think does? Heh, you don't have to answer that. As my kitties said, while winding around my legs, hoping for treats, "Meow mow mewo mew".

June 10, 2007 5:30 AM  
Blogger Fixer said...

Shayna doesn't get us either, Fred.

June 10, 2007 2:44 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

I'm not following either party that much, I'm not fond of anyone out there. I'm going to write in my own name and keep going to the peace rallies every week, and keep bitching about stupid wars every chance I get.

June 10, 2007 7:12 PM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

OK Fred prioritize, right? I'll try, now to get everyone else on that program... might be impossible.

June 10, 2007 8:45 PM  

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