Thursday, May 31, 2007

In case you missed it

Regarding the release of the Baker Hamilton report, back in January of this year

“The Baker-Hamilton report was generally well received by the new Democratic majority as well as by a number of Republicans. Bush, in his official statements, said that it contained interesting elements, but he made it clear that he wanted to hear other viewpoints before he made up his mind. In private, he is said to have called the report “a flaming turd.”
(quote source)

The commander guy seems to like to use the word “turd”. Remember “turd blossom”? What the hell would cause him to call the report, “a flaming turd”? And why is he talking about following parts of the report’s recommendations now? Did the flame burn out? Are there times when a charred “turd” is of some value if desperation sets in?


Blogger JM said...

This bozo continues to weave his lies and confabulations to conveniently support whatever the "position de jour" happens to be. Apparently, they've installed a bidet in the oval office.

May 31, 2007 4:40 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

I have no personal experience with fiery feces, but I am also not the Prez.

May 31, 2007 4:52 AM  
Blogger Coffee Messiah said...

You are what you eat.

Perhaps this is why it's the only item coming out of his mouth? ; (

May 31, 2007 5:22 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

When I try to think about what motivates Bush to be the way he is, I just want to cry like a child presented with a broken toy. Bush is a madman and I will probably never understand him.

May 31, 2007 5:31 AM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

He certainly seems to have an anal fixation. Or maybe it's just a fecal fixation.

He should get that analyzed.

May 31, 2007 5:34 AM  
Blogger fallenmonk said...

Being a flaming asshole would naturally include being attracted to flaming turds. Notice how he also surrounds himself with other flaming assholes.

May 31, 2007 5:41 AM  
Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Charred turds NEVER have any value. One need only to look at the Charred Turd in Chief for proof.

May 31, 2007 6:13 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...


May 31, 2007 7:02 AM  
Blogger beachblogger said...

dear PoP,

don't hide your flaming turd under a basket! a flaming turd will light our way! isn't some incense made out of stuff like that?

peace, peter

May 31, 2007 7:15 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

I always thought of the "Deciderer" as a flaming turd.

When the flame finally burns out, there will still be a lot of shit left.

May 31, 2007 7:15 AM  
Blogger DivaJood said...

Bush is just so inspirational, I am inspired to tear my hear out and scream.

May 31, 2007 7:16 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

Everyday it just get's a little bit worse, until finally we're talking about flaming turds.

May 31, 2007 7:43 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Flaming turd.....a bird dropping one on him.....full of sh** .....seems like he's just a magnet for it....

May 31, 2007 8:49 AM  
Blogger Mariamariacuchita said...

Ah, sh*t, that's a Texas colloquialism. Bush embraces and exports only the best of Texas.

May 31, 2007 8:56 AM  
Anonymous sister faith said...

The Decider's vocabulary reinforces the already vast evidence that he is nothing more than a smart aleck frat boy with below average intelligence and an 8th grade sense of humor.

May 31, 2007 9:46 AM  
Anonymous cheesesauce said...

Poopy and potty humor and thinking appeals to the sophomoric and juvenile pre-school mind. The emperor boy is fixated on his soiled shorts and has only this to say,"uh oh."

And if someday you're gonna have to eat shit, a charbroiled turd may have some flavor, and turn out tasty. I'm just guessing.....

May 31, 2007 12:32 PM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Sister faith! What an insult to 8th graders!! ;-)

May 31, 2007 1:02 PM  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Well at least George seems to know a way to make a turd flame. Can't say I have considered it myself.

May 31, 2007 9:09 PM  
Anonymous pekka said...

Fascinating man this Bush! Learns everything before he is fifty and needs no more different (wrong) opinions or opposing (and wrong) data to confuse things that have been neatly stored in his bunker like mind. Only those seeing the way he and his ilk do are allowed inside of this bunker, after all they are the ones with the wisdom and knowledge. I can sense his frustration with the lesser beings who still refuse to recognize that the leading thing is solely for the leaders.

June 01, 2007 12:33 AM  
Blogger The Truffle said...

Maybe Daddy Bush should quit bailing Junior out of trouble. And that goes for Uncle James (Baker), too.

In fact, maybe the whole Bush family should just go away.

June 01, 2007 6:10 AM  
Blogger Snave said...

Well, I guess Bush and I have something in common, that being that we both find the use of the word "turd" humorous. I hope that is all I have in common with him.

Calling that report a "flaming turd" is the kind of thing to be expected from someone who has supposedly (according to Capitol Hill Blue) referred to the Constitution as a "goddamned piece of paper".

There are just too many things we Americans cherish that he does not, and he views these things we cherish as obstacles to him getting his way. He's a spoiled little child in a 60-year-old body, and he is a dictator in many ways. 598 days left... sigh...

June 01, 2007 12:42 PM  

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