Friday, May 25, 2007

Fred’s Criteria for Choosing the Next President

How to avoid another fiasco

If you guys were wise when you choose your presidents, you would look to their resumes. That’s what large successful corporations do when they hire their CEOs. You wouldn’t ask who you would like to have a beer with and you wouldn’t look for “rock star” qualities. You wouldn’t worry about their religion, sex, or race.

Instead, you would look for the person who had the most experience and who was the most successful at their previous jobs. You would look to their record and to their abilities. You would look for the person who had the very best qualifications.

Of all the announced candidates at this time, if that were the criteria you guys used, I believe Governor Bill Richardson would be the next president of the United States.

Just in case you missed it, one of my fine feathered friends gave your president a small gift yesterday. Check it out here Yeah, I’m laughing like a hyena too.

Have a great weekend!
Fred the Cat


Blogger sumo said...

Now Fred...stop munching on the book!

May 25, 2007 3:26 AM  
Blogger The donut guy said...

I think Fred oughta run for President.

I'd vote for him....

May 25, 2007 3:43 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Sign of Good Luck??? Naw - I don't think so. I think that sparrow had a little shock n' awe of it's own planned. Hehehehe.

Fred, you are a wise and well spoken cat whose advice I will accept anytime.

May 25, 2007 4:17 AM  
Blogger JM said...

Just ANY sort of thought involved in the process would be an improvement over the way we've made the choice the last two times. Whether it's the "fear", "beer", or "rock star" criteria, none of those can hold a candle to just using your head!

May 25, 2007 4:51 AM  
Anonymous Knox Rover said...

Well, Fred, even using that criteria, I can't figure out why Bush was elected. There's nothing "rock star" about him (i.e., glamorous, sexy, talented, etc.), and he's the last person I'd want to have a beer with...I like drinking companions who can string a sentence together and have something interesting to say.

May 25, 2007 5:14 AM  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

God created everything. God made the birdie go poo poo.

May 25, 2007 5:31 AM  
Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

Bwahahaha, the bird expresses my sentiment exactly!

May 25, 2007 5:42 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

I think that having a fair election will help for starters... one where the person with the most votes gets the job. Then if they are terrible at the job, you fire them.

May 25, 2007 5:45 AM  
Blogger WeezieLou said...

good birdie! fred, stay away from the birdie!! (but feel free to mark the bush's pants)

May 25, 2007 5:51 AM  
Blogger Kathleen Pearlman said...

Video is gone from wherever your link, Fred. But I'm sure it will turn up elsewhere soon. :-)

May 25, 2007 6:46 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

I laughed all night at work over that bird! Shitting on the shithead, classic!

May 25, 2007 7:24 AM  
Blogger DivaJood said...

Hi Mr. Fred the cat. I'm Ellie Bean, and my Baba Diva Jood is typing for me but I want to tell you that I didn't know what kind of birdy that was that dropped its droppings on that bad man's sleeve so but if you know would you tell me because I want to give it a kiss. And my Baba says vote for Dennis K but I can't say his last name because it's too hard for me I'm only two.

Bye bye, I have to play now.

May 25, 2007 7:37 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

I like Bill Richardson too, fred. He's got a lot of the qualities I think would make him a fine president.

I think a bird should shit on Bush everyday. May this one be the first in a very long line.

May 25, 2007 8:01 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

What a talented bird.

May 25, 2007 8:07 AM  
Blogger Ron said...

That sparrow has bigger stones than the dems!

May 25, 2007 8:30 AM  
Blogger Mariamariacuchita said...

Have a great weeked too, PoP.
Fred, be good...

May 25, 2007 10:45 AM  
Anonymous pekka said...

Fred old boy, I owe you an apology for always nagging about your shut eyes! It's suddenly obvious to me, that you are not just sleeping but deeply in your thoughts and thus you came to the conclusion about Richardson being a tremendously qualified candidate for the presidency. He is impressive any way you slice it! And why is it, that one stupid bird knows better how to deal with this idiot president of yours than any of your elected representatives? If only you, Fred, and the bird would get along better, you could form a shadow cabinet.

May 25, 2007 11:18 AM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

Blueberry has a great thought; "having a fair election will help for starters... one where the person with the most votes gets the job. Then if they are terrible at the job, you fire them."

Now I can live with that!

May 25, 2007 1:10 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

You wouldn’t worry about their religion, sex, or race.

Sex and race I have no problem with, but I so do not want another so called Christian in the White House.

I'm writing in my own name.

May 25, 2007 6:08 PM  
Blogger C-dell said...

Wow I missed a lot of these. Hopefully I am back on track.

May 26, 2007 1:22 AM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

Dear Fred,
You must be the wisest feline ever to have existed. (and that's some smart bird, too...excellent aim!!!!!)

I love Bill Richardson...interestingly, some of my friends in New Mexico would not vote for their governor for pres...

May 26, 2007 7:12 AM  
Anonymous colleen said...

as usual, Fred, you are so wise! I haven't been by for awhile and hope you and your staff, the POPs, have a fabulous holiday!

May 26, 2007 9:17 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Fred, we've been undone. A dang sparrow proved that birds are better at evaluating pResidents than cats. That sparrow did something Congress is afraid to do. He took a dump on Bush!

May 26, 2007 12:07 PM  
Blogger oldwhitelady said...

Hi Fred the Cat.
Yes, you are right. It would be smart if we used those qualifications as a way to assess the candidates. However, we have the media and groups like the swiftboaters who manage to raise their sharp yapping voices above the rest.
The bird did a good job. It would have been even greater had the poop hit the target in the face, but that the bird actually hit the target made for a laugh.

May 26, 2007 3:10 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

I'll probably be voting for Richardson in our Primary. Fred, you're a smart kitty.

I borrowed the link to the ABC video for Is America Burning. I would have preferred a seagull dive bombing his face but will take what I can get.


May 27, 2007 1:10 PM  
Anonymous RJ Adams said...

Fred, you have more wisdom between your furry ears than most humans have in their whole body. As for Mister Bush's passing present from that little house sparrow, ABC News called it "a sign of good luck". I'd say it was just the sparrow expressing his opinion of the crap being ejected from the president's mouth.

May 28, 2007 9:35 AM  
Blogger nunya said...

Ahhh, my dear, but the Corporate Board Members look to politicians who can frighten the proles into buying what they are selling in the morning and have a beer with at night.

May 28, 2007 12:35 PM  
Blogger Shameless Agitator said...

For various reasons, I’ve had to go under the radar for a while. Please email me for the password if you'd like to keep reading.


May 28, 2007 12:48 PM  
Blogger The Truffle said...

Fred should consider getting a job as a network commentator. He makes more sense than most of the human beings on TV.

May 30, 2007 5:43 PM  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

Fred's the best! Right up there with Olbermann! lol


May 31, 2007 2:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Theгe is no οne ωay wіll wοrk
fοr you the buѕinesѕ end-conѕumer.
In 1972, my business parеnts -- eѵeгyone but myself.
Firѕt and forеmost, you nеed to present your
οn papег. Where to Get TrainedAll
this stuff is сompletely useless if you ԁon't charge your potential sellers for these items. Always be willing to maintain a positive impression on your clients and executives. The concerns are real.

My website: free internet marketing ebooks

April 06, 2013 1:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What you should eat the way our Palaeolithic ancestors ate, paleo diet such as Crohn's disease38, Sjgren's syndrome39, IgA nephropathy40-42,
Behet's disease43, and even blood, sweat, and tears to the causes they hold dear.

my web site :: caveman diet plan

April 17, 2013 11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sample Introduction Letters for businessJohn G. In the case of facial recognition, it's actually very powerful and has a whopping 4 GB of RAM and a 250 GB disk. Employer's Obligation to Provide InsuranceI'm curious how this legislation will affect my business. What is pretty popular right now is to set up an office to manage orders and accounts.

My homepage :: web marketing

April 21, 2013 3:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This in turn will bring you more website visitors and exposure.
For instruction in business technique, check out:" Quality Content and Page Rank - leading to a loss in traffic and increase your reputation in the search model since many years. Every owner of an Internet business should understand the importance of focus. Some argue that traditional link building strategies. This would include incorporating search engine optimization methods to encourage higher ranking and traction in search engines.

my blog post :: seo management

May 13, 2013 9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks to a $250, 000 grant from the California Endowment, a private health foundation that provides grants to community-based
organizations throughout California, eight middle schools will now
integrate the game into their P. If you are buying is meant to be
a gift, always check the ESRB rating of any games you purchase for

Here is my web-site:

May 26, 2013 3:48 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home