Advice from Fred the Cat
Did you ever have one of those days when you just wanted to throw your paws up into the air and howl at the top of your lungs? Yeah, me too. Someone pointing a camera in my face over and over does it for me.
Seeing what has happened to your country over the past six and a half years, I’m surprised all of you aren’t throwing your own paws up into the air and howling at the top of your lungs every single day. Try it, it feels pretty good to just let it all out.
One last thought. I sneaked in and watched some of the Republican presidential debate this week. I don’t want to be rude or anything, but I swear I have covered up things in my litter box that looked better than most of those guys.
Okay, have a great weekend and don’t forget to raise those paws and howl out loud.
Sincerely,
Fred the Cat
posted by pissed off patricia at 2:43 AM
28 Comments:
Other than Ron Paul, I think they all stink like Fred's litter box if it hadn't been cleaned in months.
I would vote for your litter box collection before any of those guys. Maybe the d'baters will clump together tightly and we can scoop them out all at once. No debate there!
I wish we had some giant vacuum that sucked up junk politicians. We'd probably have to go through a ton of bags tho. Fred, you the man!
What blueberry said. Exactly.
My dog has a routine where if she gets frustrated, she'll go into her crate and start this "digging" motion with her paws. But with the plastic crate bottom, it's like she's channeling the spirit of Buddy Rich. Every-time I hear a Republican I want to join her in this activity.
fred, my grandson wants to know if you are for sale?
MEOW my interpretation of Kitty primal scream
Fred, you slay me! ;)
I always want to throw my paws up in the air and howl! It just feels sooo good! LOL..............
fred, fred, FRED!!!!! ; )
dear PoP,
what do you call nine debating politicians buried up to their necks in sand? not enough sand.
peace, peter
Fred, you know when your not feeling so well how your output isn't quite the same, a little runny.
The Republicans aren't feeling so well.
Fred, for the frustration, try digging in your cat box. I dug so deep in mine, the other fay that I passed Falwell on the way down. ;-)
make that DAY
If I hear another Republican't condidate invoke Reagan's name I swear I'm going to throw a hammer through my t.v.
Let's try talking about things that are "real" and facing us RIGHT NOW instead of trying to channel jelly bean brain. How about health care for people who are "alive" rather then spending so much time and energy talking about a DEAD GUY!!!
No wonder they all have hard-ons for for Reagen. He exploited the middle-east for money just as the current GOP turd is doing now.
Why Fred, I am throwing my paws up into the air and howling at the top of my lungs every single day... well maybe not every single day.
Fred, the Republican presidential candidate's all need to be thrown in a little box and covered up before some Republicans start believing the mess they spew...you know they will.
Fred, I have days like that most days of the week, but I'm a travel agent.
And there you have it.
Be sure to read up on Paul before you say that he's tolerable. He is as much a good ole white boy as any of them.
I need something a little stronger than a howl? Like maybe....a martini.
Meawww!
:)
Oh I do it every day on the way to work in my car usually after hearing some news on the radio regarding BushCo...I let a pretty violent yell ago mixed with a few fuck you's.
Cats are just cats, they don't give a damn about much as long as you feed them. They are freeloaders.
Just saying.
This cat is different. It has confounded me to no end. I know the damn cat wants to go out but then it turns around and gives me political advice.
I feel like screaming, and I usually do, every time Bush or someone associated with his administration comes on the TV. "Here we go with this shit" is what I say before I turn the station. For some reason, I can't bring myself to listen to anymore of the the whole Republican line. Lies, lies, all lies.
Joseph
I don't know, Fred the Cat. You might be angry at your photographer, but she does a great job. The photos that get posted are wonderful. This one is excellent. You look so cute and cuddly.
Those guys might be from your litter box:)
Oh, I go to the peace rally on Saturdays. I hope it's a bit more effective than just screaming.
"I don’t want to be rude or anything, but I swear I have covered up things in my litter box that looked better than most of those guys."
haha, Fred, you had me howling with that line!!!
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