Friday, May 04, 2007

Glad he isn’t of my species

Ha-ha-ha! Your president referred to himself as “commander guy” this week. Once before he referred to himself as “the decider”. So which is it? Is he the decider commander guy? Or is he the commander decider guy? This guy just kills me. What a freakin’ joke. From what I heard here at the Pop home this week, he should be called blanking veto man.

Thank the god of cats that I’m not of the species that produces such twits!

Here’s hoping you guys have a great weekend.
Fred the Cat aka Screen Ripper Guy (I slay me)


Blogger Coffee Messiah said...

"President Bush to veto gay hate crimes bill" Now there's a christian if'n I ever saw one. ; (

You're lucky to be a cat!

As for us human beans, well, gw is consistent, if nothing else, emphasis on "nothing".

What a farce! ; (

Have a great weekend! ; )

May 04, 2007 3:45 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

Cats don't need a cat-word for "commander guy". They are all the Commander Guys.

One thing about the Bush Admin: Never ask "how much worse can it get?"

May 04, 2007 3:58 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...


Bush is the phoniest person you will ever see. Please don't judge the humans by this one creature, he is a biggest human sham ever packaged. The reason he was put here on earth is to serve as a warning to others.

Dog Bless You.

May 04, 2007 4:40 AM  
Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

The Commander Guy sounds like a bad idea for a bad comic book. I hope that you and the pops have a groovy weekend.

May 04, 2007 5:12 AM  
Anonymous Knox Rover said...

I was thinking the same thing. "Commander Guy" sounds like a second-string superhero (or super dud, in this case).

May 04, 2007 5:14 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

Fred, keep up the good work destroying those vicious terrorist screens. I feel safer knowing you are out there, ever vigilant. You're the hero guy.

May 04, 2007 5:16 AM  
Blogger JM said...

I wish I could switch species, given his shameful and embarrassing performance. Apparently the only area he really excels at is coming up with nicknames.

May 04, 2007 5:52 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

Have a great weekend youse guys!!

May 04, 2007 6:22 AM  
Blogger fallenmonk said...

Hey Fred that would actually be the Goddess of cats but we get your drift. Have a good weekend.

May 04, 2007 6:30 AM  
Blogger The Truffle said...

I can see it now: Here's Commander Guy, in his flight suit and codpiece, making the world safe for fundies and CEOs!

Would that make Cheney his sidekick?

May 04, 2007 6:48 AM  
Blogger Women on the Verge said...

Yep Fred, Dub thinks he's a super hero... "Commander Guy" , "Captain Crazy"... it's all the same... I think it's time for us to tell him to pick up his toys and send him home to his mommy.


May 04, 2007 6:57 AM  
Blogger FunkyTown Fighter said...

Now, now, don't make fun of one America's greatest war hero's! Excuse me while I vomit,...... Ok I'm back! Even joking about the DICTATOR makes me sick. He can go to Hell and stay there with rest of his clan!

May 04, 2007 8:08 AM  
Blogger annie said...

commander guy makes me sick to my stomach, fred... like when you felines get hairballs and have to puke them out. he is one big, irritating hairball, alright. enjoy the weekend, pops family.

May 04, 2007 8:38 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

yo fred, barn monster here. cats don't have god. cats are god. the egyptians had it right and were the last civilization to really give us our props. them and the thai folkses.

i duped minstrel into trying to pet me again this morning. he's such a sap!

death to all mices.

May 04, 2007 8:51 AM  
Blogger beachblogger said...

dear fred,

the cats seem to be avoiding my yard lately. thanks for the update.

peace, peter

May 04, 2007 10:46 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

Hey Fred? Don't be getting all down on Twits...

I prefer to think of George Bush as the acronym of his favorite phrase "The War Against Terror"

May 04, 2007 10:47 AM  
Anonymous Lily said...

The Decider gets away with being the Decider when congress sits on their collective asses and whines about how impeachment would be inconvenient.

I guess abuse of power (againa nd again) is convenient though. And not a bit divisive.

Have a good weekend!

My cat went on the porch, first experience outside. It was hilarious, she just sat there wide eyed not knowing what to do, looking at the sky.

She hates you for your freedom!!

May 04, 2007 11:26 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Hey Fred, what do you say that you and I dress up as dogs and go decorate a Bush?

May 04, 2007 11:39 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

I am waiting for him to be honest and refer to himself as dumbass ! lol Have a wonderful weekend, POP~

May 04, 2007 12:15 PM  
Anonymous abi said...

Fred, that's an adorable picture of you. Bush might be the Decider, but you're definitely the Recliner. You do it so well...

May 04, 2007 5:36 PM  
Blogger Mimus Pauly said...

Trust me, Fred, I'd poop on Commander Boy's head if I could. But there's this no-fly-over-White-House thing giving me pause...

May 04, 2007 10:51 PM  
Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said...

I guess you have reason to be proud that your species does not reproduce dolts like The Commander Guy.
Have a great weekend and enjoy those new screens!

May 05, 2007 7:58 AM  
Blogger oldwhitelady said...

You know, Fred the Cat, it's awfully hard to read your posts when you look so darned cute and furry and soft and meow mow moew purr purr purr.

May 05, 2007 8:03 PM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

I dont know, "commander guy" works for Rice.

May 05, 2007 8:30 PM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

Ha ha Fred...I'm not sure the bleeping commander decider veto guy is of my species either...or maybe that's just wishful thinking...

May 06, 2007 6:00 AM  
Anonymous Via said...

Commander Guy sounds a lot like Cable Guy. Can't decide which is more stupid.

May 07, 2007 9:50 PM  

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