A Little Reminder
You still have time to shop for your favorite adult beverages and popcorn so you’ll be ready for the Republican presidential candidates debate tonight. I have a full bottle of Sapphire Gin and a brand spanking new bottle of olives. I’m ready!
Just for fun, let’s pick one of the republican candidates and ask them a question.
I might ask Rudy Giuliani, would you swear under oath that the first thought that came to you the day of Sept 11, 2001, after the attacks, was “Thank god george bush is our president”? If so, why?
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Just for fun, let’s pick one of the republican candidates and ask them a question.
I might ask Rudy Giuliani, would you swear under oath that the first thought that came to you the day of Sept 11, 2001, after the attacks, was “Thank god george bush is our president”? If so, why?
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posted by pissed off patricia at 2:04 AM
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I like to point out to you, PoP, that if you have a nice dry martini or two, mixing it with the great Gin like Sapphire, you will propably feel good enough to become converted into the Republicanism...maybe even into the Neoconservatism! Please, be careful!
Probably not going to watch the debates tonight. I can't afford that much booze.
If I could ask any of them a question it would only be to inquire as to when they will be returning to the rock from under which they came and would they please take Bush and Cheney with them.
I dont do gin, but A good ole glass of wine is good (did I say a glass?)
I'd ask if you don't win the nomination out of the folks who are running for office who would you pick?
sounds like a good night to enjoy a few cajun martinis and not watch TV!
My question to John McCain: Have you ever, in real life, done a crazed kung-fu dance in your tidy whities in front of a mirror, like they showed in that SNL cartoon? If so, why?
To Duncan Hunter: What the hell?
Sorry, can't watch Republicans on TV. I'd have to buy a new TV, because I'd be throwing things at it. Good thing a don't own a shotgun
My question for any of the candidates is borrowed from George Carlin:
"Why don't you go out and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
Sapphire is the BEST (must be the Juniper Berries!)
Pour a touch of tonic in mine! :-)
While I do be diggin' Keir's take, I'm just gonna Ditto Nick's.
My TV may be cheap, but it's what I've got and I need to keep it working. At least 'til the NBA Finals are over.
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I like Keir's question too. I don't think I can physically tolerate seeing that many republicans in one place, all spouting off their "I'm tough on terrorism and gays" bullshit.
My fantasy Guiliani question is really frivolous:
If there is a remake of Young Frankenstein would you consider playing the monster role, now that Peter Boyle is gone?
I can't help it, everytime I see Guiliani I picture him dancing the monster duet, Putting on the Ritz.
Robin Andrea, you've just made me spit tea everywhere. That's too funny. I'll never be able to watch Young Frankenstein the same way.
Now, as for me, I was going to watch the debate (as if) but really I have to pack for my trip. Off to Montreal, for a wedding. Yay!
I am so not going to watch the Republican presidential candidates debate tonight.
It's just a bunch of monkeys fucking around.
i am attending a school band concert tonight. my 11 year old niece is playing both drums and piano (for her 5th grade class song).
i seem to recall from my drinking days that boodles was the finest martini gin.
question for duncan hunter:
heard from your good buddy duke cunningham lately?
I may have to close the bar and interrupt any Homo Erotic Ultimate Fighting Match in order to watch it, but watch it I will.
I think I would rather give my cat an enema than watch those debates. Hopefully, I will come up with something more pleasant than either of those activities.
I don't drink, but if Republicans win the White House in 08', I might become an alcoholic.
Sen. McCain, "Your son will soon be deployed to Iraq. If he were captured-as you were, tortured-as you were, or possibly beheaded, would that change your policy position on the war in Iraq?"
I'm not sure I can drink that much alcohol to watch a bunch of old, white, privileged, rich men pretend they even have a clue about what it means to be a middle-class american in the Bu$h era.
They can all kiss my ample ass. If one of them wins in 2008, I'm emigrating.
I'd like to ask them how they sleep at night given their history of criminal behavior.
There's no way I'd even consider watching a Republican debate. I'm done with that greedy, self-righteous, cynical party. (And the Dems aren't exactly on my good side, either. They have plenty of time to earn my trust: right up to the swearing in of the 111th Congress. They better earn it, too.)
But what the hey, here's my question, for any one of them: All right, I give up, why are you such a fucking asshole?
Let's see....
► Chips
► Dip
► BS Detector
► Barf bag
I'm ready! :-)
It's a waste of time- None of these morons have a chance. I want to see if Ron Paul "Gravels" the other bastards, but other than that- its going to be like lurking at Free Republic, an exercise in pasty pale rich white guys insulting Dems and libs and blaming us for Vtech, and telling us that we are ignoring all the good news in iraq, Like that, 90% of our troops WEREN'T killed today.
i doubt these cretins will address even one issue in a sane manner.
Oh, and drink every time you hear "Defeatist" "9-11" and "Terrorists want to kill you all"
Senator McCain:
What EXACTLY is YOUR plan for ending the occupation in Iraq, and what specific achievements would need to be met in order to consider the action there a success and allow for the return or redeployment of troops?
I don't want to hear what the democrats do or don't have on the table, Senator - just YOUR personal plan for eventual cessation of operations in that country.
That would be a fantastic question, if merely to watch him get pissed off. He'll blow any day now!
No amount of drugs or alcohol could make sit still to watch this. But it was a pleasant surprise to find that the Reagan Library actually contains books. I bet the Dubya Library won't.
I think I'll just pass on watching the debates.
There aren't enough olives or booze to get me to sit through an hour of Republicans talking to Softball CM about anything other than the impeachment of George Dubya Bush.
dear POP,
how about a tequila martini? i couldn't care less about what these guys say or think or do. so how about: Why a Duck?
peace, peter
I would like to ask Rudy that since we were hit on 9/11 under REPUBLICAN watch, how can we expect a REPUBLICAN to protect us from getting hit again?
My first question on 9/11 was "$30 billion on so called intelligence and you didn't see this coming?"
Sorry I prefer to watch Gray's set up for a new spin off....with Taye Diggs. Not bad. Politics after thsi week would make me slit my wrists.
We antipodeans are spared live viewing of such momentus events. A shame, because I have a question to the whole panel - Does the bum clenching hurt? Must be scary territory.
Pass the bottle.
Question: I don't see no women or any hint of color on this stage? How do you guys feel about that?
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