More Shopping
Yesterday the president told us we should do more shopping. Okay, we will.
Following yesterday’s instructions for the national secret Santa drawing we have more people to buy for. Again choose a number between one and ten and then go to the comments to see you’ll be shopping for and tell us what gift that person will receive from you
Following yesterday’s instructions for the national secret Santa drawing we have more people to buy for. Again choose a number between one and ten and then go to the comments to see you’ll be shopping for and tell us what gift that person will receive from you
posted by pissed off patricia at 1:07 AM
34 Comments:
1. Bill Clinton
2. Barak Obama
3. John Edwards
4. Al Gore
5. Bill Frist
6. Rick Santorum
7. Harry Reid
8. Keith Olberman
9, George Allen
10. Nancy Pelosi
crap, I didn't read the directions right
#2. Patience.
#2...a wig...just a little more hair.
#2 tape to tape his ears back. I understand he's very sensitive about how they stick out.
It looks as though a clever gift idea is needed for my favored candidate, John Edwards.
His son, now dead, was also an Outward Bound alum.
Keith Olberman! He has it all already! Okay, so maybe I could take him to dinner....
Al Gore--- you're right buddy..global warming all the way..I'm with ya, buddy..not a great gift, I know...You can just tell the world, "I told you so."
This is too crazy...yesterday I picked Hillary (but couldn't think of a thing to get her, so I didn't comment). Today I picked her hubby!
Here is what I want to give Bill Clinton (and please, please, please do not throw rotten tomatoes at me):
Four more years as President of my United States!
#4 - Al Gore. An Oscar!
A little fun:
http://whaven33884.blogspot.com/2006/12/fun-of-christmas-shopping.html
Hmm, I drew Rick Santorum. ::snaps fingers:: I know! Two gifts - a crying towel, and a penis pump.
I drew Slick Willy too.
I'm going to buy him a hat and sweatshirt, both emblazoned in bright red 5" high letters with the word "RETIRED"
Maybe then one of the Neocons who keep referring back to his "indescretion" whenever Smirky McChimp murders more American Soldiers will get the message.
My choice was 7 - Harry Reid. I'm giving him 2 gifts - a louder voice and a stiffer spine.
BTW, yoga korunta, you an OB alum? What school, when, etc.? Me too. In fact, I was an instructor for about 6 years at HIOBS in Maine.
I'm going to give Rick Santorum a cartridge in a bare tree.
I would like to buy Santorum a vasectomy.
#8 Keith Olbermann
I don't think I can write what I'd like to give him on your blog ;-)!!
Go do more shopping while I kill more of our troops. What a f-ing ASSHAT!
The boyking doesn't have a clue. This "keep shopping" mantra got old in 2001 yet we are forced to hear it again today.
My pick, Al Gore has it all so I'd buy a bottle of wine and hope he'd offer me a glass to share.
No. 10 - Nancy Pelosi. I am sending her fists of iron and a machete to cut through all the crapola. Well done, PoP.
I picked #8! Woohoo. Keith Olbermann. I'd send him a bottle of the finest champagne and a note of gushing gratitude for his special comments and trying so hard to wake our country up. Yes, Good Night and Good Luck, Keith.
I could not believe that the president asked us to go shopping again. Is he effing insane? That's the "sacrifice" he wants me to make, while he's asking others to put their sweet lives on the line. There is something so seriously wrong with this man that he needs to be deprogrammed and put out to pasture.
In case I don't have much time to blog, nor read blogs ...what with all that Family JOY!
But Wishing you a Happy and Joyous one (followed up by a Little Xmas *cheer*) and maybe the season can be a bit Merry & Bright!
And there's always 2007 to look forward to!
Happy Holidays and a Very Merry Christmas!
7. Harry Reid-A full body cavity search to rescue his head from his ass before it's too late! Don't go trusting Dubya just yet you knucklehead!
6. Rick Santorum: a tube of lube to celebrate his Googly goodness...sorry, I couldn't resist.
I picked John Edwards this time. For him I would have to give him a nice vacation to Key West since with Hillary and Obama about to run I don't think he will get very far in 2008. I do think he is a good man, he is just a victim of bad timing.
#4 a personality.......lol love him but he's so BOOOOORRRRIIIINGGG *yawn*......
OK, I picked # 9 again. Yesterday it was "crack boy", today it's George Allen!!
Don't ya hate having to buy gifts for people you don't like.
He gets a fruit cake, and I hope he chokes on it.
I picked #2!
Can I give him my home phone number? Just kidding.
I am giving him a copy of the film, "The Candidate".
i stayed with six, sicky ricky santorum.
i gonna get him a dog. no wait, i like dogs. i'm gonna get him a cat. no wait, i like cats. i'm gonna. . .no i'm not.
son of a bitch gets nothing from me but an "adios motherfucker."
Here' something for every one .......
The other day I asked what if the Ancient Egyptians had cable news ?
We could have seen Miss Luxor pleading to save her crown , with Pharaoh Trump
Of course there's a Ifo-tainment reporter ...... Jackeline
And the promo's for weather : Sandy Storm" Weekend Weather
Here's that weekend Weather forecast from Heiroglyph Cable News :
Nile Valley Forecast for Dec. 23 & 24 1756 B.C.
I picked Al Gore.
I would like to give him a beautiful hike in this neck of the woods (mountains of BC), followed by a lovely home-cooked dinner with fine wine. All he has to do is be an interesting conversationalist and enjoy himeself. He can bring the wife and kids too...
#8 Keith Olbermann
what pam said:
I don't think I can write what I'd like to give him on your blog ;-)!!
anyway it would certainly be something of which my husband would NOT approve.
George Allen - He gets an unbridged Asshat/English dictionary -- complete with common idioms, of course.
"I would like to buy Santorum a vasectomy." - Blueberry.
ROTFLMAO!!!
And I agree. 100%.
another lesson from the presidential propaganda catapult is that debt is better than savings.
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