Thursday, December 21, 2006

More Shopping

Yesterday the president told us we should do more shopping. Okay, we will.

Following yesterday’s instructions for the national secret Santa drawing we have more people to buy for. Again choose a number between one and ten and then go to the comments to see you’ll be shopping for and tell us what gift that person will receive from you

33 Comments:

Blogger pissed off patricia said...

1. Bill Clinton
2. Barak Obama
3. John Edwards
4. Al Gore
5. Bill Frist
6. Rick Santorum
7. Harry Reid
8. Keith Olberman
9, George Allen
10. Nancy Pelosi

December 21, 2006 1:11 AM  
Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

crap, I didn't read the directions right

December 21, 2006 1:43 AM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

#2. Patience.

December 21, 2006 2:26 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

#2...a wig...just a little more hair.

December 21, 2006 2:32 AM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

#2 tape to tape his ears back. I understand he's very sensitive about how they stick out.

December 21, 2006 3:15 AM  
Blogger Yoga Korunta said...

It looks as though a clever gift idea is needed for my favored candidate, John Edwards.

His son, now dead, was also an Outward Bound alum.

December 21, 2006 3:19 AM  
Blogger Sue Woo said...

Keith Olberman! He has it all already! Okay, so maybe I could take him to dinner....

December 21, 2006 4:30 AM  
Blogger Viking said...

Al Gore--- you're right buddy..global warming all the way..I'm with ya, buddy..not a great gift, I know...You can just tell the world, "I told you so."

December 21, 2006 5:07 AM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

This is too crazy...yesterday I picked Hillary (but couldn't think of a thing to get her, so I didn't comment). Today I picked her hubby!

Here is what I want to give Bill Clinton (and please, please, please do not throw rotten tomatoes at me):
Four more years as President of my United States!

December 21, 2006 5:33 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

#4 - Al Gore. An Oscar!

December 21, 2006 5:33 AM  
Blogger Walt said...

A little fun:

http://whaven33884.blogspot.com/2006/12/fun-of-christmas-shopping.html

Hmm, I drew Rick Santorum. ::snaps fingers:: I know! Two gifts - a crying towel, and a penis pump.

December 21, 2006 5:44 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

I drew Slick Willy too.

I'm going to buy him a hat and sweatshirt, both emblazoned in bright red 5" high letters with the word "RETIRED"

Maybe then one of the Neocons who keep referring back to his "indescretion" whenever Smirky McChimp murders more American Soldiers will get the message.

December 21, 2006 6:36 AM  
Blogger Pogo said...

My choice was 7 - Harry Reid. I'm giving him 2 gifts - a louder voice and a stiffer spine.

BTW, yoga korunta, you an OB alum? What school, when, etc.? Me too. In fact, I was an instructor for about 6 years at HIOBS in Maine.

December 21, 2006 7:29 AM  
Blogger PeterofLoneTree said...

I'm going to give Rick Santorum a cartridge in a bare tree.

December 21, 2006 7:50 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

I would like to buy Santorum a vasectomy.

December 21, 2006 8:45 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

#8 Keith Olbermann

I don't think I can write what I'd like to give him on your blog ;-)!!

Go do more shopping while I kill more of our troops. What a f-ing ASSHAT!

December 21, 2006 8:54 AM  
Blogger Gracie said...

The boyking doesn't have a clue. This "keep shopping" mantra got old in 2001 yet we are forced to hear it again today.

My pick, Al Gore has it all so I'd buy a bottle of wine and hope he'd offer me a glass to share.

December 21, 2006 9:35 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

No. 10 - Nancy Pelosi. I am sending her fists of iron and a machete to cut through all the crapola. Well done, PoP.

December 21, 2006 9:35 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

I picked #8! Woohoo. Keith Olbermann. I'd send him a bottle of the finest champagne and a note of gushing gratitude for his special comments and trying so hard to wake our country up. Yes, Good Night and Good Luck, Keith.

I could not believe that the president asked us to go shopping again. Is he effing insane? That's the "sacrifice" he wants me to make, while he's asking others to put their sweet lives on the line. There is something so seriously wrong with this man that he needs to be deprogrammed and put out to pasture.

December 21, 2006 10:08 AM  
Blogger Karen McL said...

In case I don't have much time to blog, nor read blogs ...what with all that Family JOY!

But Wishing you a Happy and Joyous one (followed up by a Little Xmas *cheer*) and maybe the season can be a bit Merry & Bright!

And there's always 2007 to look forward to!

Happy Holidays and a Very Merry Christmas!

December 21, 2006 11:42 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

7. Harry Reid-A full body cavity search to rescue his head from his ass before it's too late! Don't go trusting Dubya just yet you knucklehead!

December 21, 2006 12:19 PM  
Blogger JM said...

6. Rick Santorum: a tube of lube to celebrate his Googly goodness...sorry, I couldn't resist.

December 21, 2006 12:26 PM  
Blogger Beach Bum said...

I picked John Edwards this time. For him I would have to give him a nice vacation to Key West since with Hillary and Obama about to run I don't think he will get very far in 2008. I do think he is a good man, he is just a victim of bad timing.

December 21, 2006 12:52 PM  
Blogger Sammi2u said...

#4 a personality.......lol love him but he's so BOOOOORRRRIIIINGGG *yawn*......

December 21, 2006 1:21 PM  
Blogger Time said...

OK, I picked # 9 again. Yesterday it was "crack boy", today it's George Allen!!

Don't ya hate having to buy gifts for people you don't like.

He gets a fruit cake, and I hope he chokes on it.

December 21, 2006 1:42 PM  
Blogger PaxRomano said...

I picked #2!

Can I give him my home phone number? Just kidding.

I am giving him a copy of the film, "The Candidate".

December 21, 2006 2:02 PM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

i stayed with six, sicky ricky santorum.

i gonna get him a dog. no wait, i like dogs. i'm gonna get him a cat. no wait, i like cats. i'm gonna. . .no i'm not.

son of a bitch gets nothing from me but an "adios motherfucker."

December 21, 2006 9:12 PM  
Blogger colorado bob said...

Here' something for every one .......

The other day I asked what if the Ancient Egyptians had cable news ?

We could have seen Miss Luxor pleading to save her crown , with Pharaoh Trump

Of course there's a Ifo-tainment reporter ...... Jackeline

And the promo's for weather : Sandy Storm" Weekend Weather

Here's that weekend Weather forecast from Heiroglyph Cable News :

Nile Valley Forecast for Dec. 23 & 24 1756 B.C.

December 21, 2006 11:44 PM  
Blogger Gary said...

I picked Al Gore.

I would like to give him a beautiful hike in this neck of the woods (mountains of BC), followed by a lovely home-cooked dinner with fine wine. All he has to do is be an interesting conversationalist and enjoy himeself. He can bring the wife and kids too...

December 22, 2006 9:50 AM  
Blogger andi said...

#8 Keith Olbermann

what pam said:

I don't think I can write what I'd like to give him on your blog ;-)!!

anyway it would certainly be something of which my husband would NOT approve.

December 22, 2006 11:07 AM  
Blogger Libby Spencer said...

George Allen - He gets an unbridged Asshat/English dictionary -- complete with common idioms, of course.

December 22, 2006 2:41 PM  
Blogger HillCountryGal said...

"I would like to buy Santorum a vasectomy." - Blueberry.
ROTFLMAO!!!
And I agree. 100%.

December 23, 2006 10:23 AM  
Blogger windspike said...

another lesson from the presidential propaganda catapult is that debt is better than savings.

December 23, 2006 3:26 PM  

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