Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Scottie Resigns

The white house robot has announced he will resign. Who do you think will take his place? Someone from FOX News?


Blogger shutterwi said...

Maybe it will be like the FEMA job. No one with half a brain would want the job.

One thing for sure they better find a pathological liar.

If anyone starts telling the truth from the WH W's number will be in single digits.

April 19, 2006 7:47 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Baghdad Bob might be just the man. Where is he these days?

April 19, 2006 7:59 AM  
Blogger The Pagan Temple said...

I think Baghdad Bob moved to Syria.

I'm tempted to say Jeff Gannon, but it would proably be somebody appreciably more intimidating than Scott MacClellan.

Tony Snow from Fox might be a possibility, as he used to work for Daddy Warbush. Of course, he's been seriously ill from some form of cancer, but that might raise the sympathy factor. Who wants to pick on a sick guy?

Or, how about Lester, the old man who is usually at all these press briefings and who is generally sympathetic to the Adnministration.

April 19, 2006 8:46 AM  
Blogger Left of Center said...

A robot that looks like Jesus.

April 19, 2006 9:08 AM  
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...


April 19, 2006 9:57 AM  
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

Check out Wayne's new post. VERY COOL.

April 19, 2006 10:03 AM  
Blogger Donviti said...

it is going to be fun to have someone new to hate...I'm giddy

April 19, 2006 10:05 AM  
Blogger windspike said...

The geopolitical insignificance of this event cannont be over stated. But the thrust of it is, perhaps with a little bit of impeachment, we can't help them out to achieve their dream of being in Texas on Rocking chairs in some prison some time sooner than later.

Another rat jumps a sinking ship is not news, but it's fun to watch them flail as they try to make it to shore.

April 19, 2006 10:51 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

Yes, Baghdad Bob! Perfect! Can we start an internet campaign or something?

April 19, 2006 11:42 AM  
Blogger Hellpig said...

I suggest he hire Bill Clinton after all he is the best spin doctor America has seen.8 years of lying,cheating and stealing and hiding his head in the sand.

April 19, 2006 1:03 PM  
Blogger Granny said...

I've been watching Scott looking more and more like a deer in the headlights and speculating on how much longer he'd last.

Anyone who has no problems with lying would do just fine. That includes most of the media these days.

April 19, 2006 1:47 PM  
Blogger PoliShifter said...

I am kind of hoping that Bush goes tits up and makes Rush Limbaugh the new press secretary.

Oh man, what a riot that would be!

April 19, 2006 7:45 PM  
Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

i am hearing Tony Snow. That would be great

April 19, 2006 11:34 PM  
Blogger autogato said...

Hm. The folks at FoxNews all appear to be a few standard deviations left of center in the intellectual distribution, even when compared with artificial life.

April 22, 2006 7:24 PM  

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