Bolten's Plan-My Translation
From Raw Story
"TIME Magazine's Mike Allen outlines a "five-point plan" posited by President Bush's new chief of staff Josh Bolten to "rescue" the Bush presidency in magazines to hit newsstands Monday.
The five key points include:
1) "Deploy guns and badges" -- to play to the conservative base on illegal immigration, using the cloak of Homeland Security.
2) Make Wall Street happy through tax cuts.
3) Brag more ("highlight the glimmer of success in Iraq").
4) Reclaim security by playing tough with Iran (On Iran, "Democrats will lose").
5) Court the press (pffer Tony Snow of Fox News the job of White House press secretary)"
Translation:
1, Hire Elmer Fudd
2. Hire Uncle Scrooge
3. Hire Bugs Bunny
4. Hire Yosemite Sam
5. Rehire Jeff Gannon
"TIME Magazine's Mike Allen outlines a "five-point plan" posited by President Bush's new chief of staff Josh Bolten to "rescue" the Bush presidency in magazines to hit newsstands Monday.
The five key points include:
1) "Deploy guns and badges" -- to play to the conservative base on illegal immigration, using the cloak of Homeland Security.
2) Make Wall Street happy through tax cuts.
3) Brag more ("highlight the glimmer of success in Iraq").
4) Reclaim security by playing tough with Iran (On Iran, "Democrats will lose").
5) Court the press (pffer Tony Snow of Fox News the job of White House press secretary)"
Translation:
1, Hire Elmer Fudd
2. Hire Uncle Scrooge
3. Hire Bugs Bunny
4. Hire Yosemite Sam
5. Rehire Jeff Gannon
posted by pissed off patricia at 3:09 AM
41 Comments:
and don't forget the nearsighted Mr. Magoo
How come you never see Jeff Gannon and Sniffles the Mouse in the same room?
How come you never see Jeff Gannon and Sniffles the Mouse in the same room?
Very funny. Or maybe not...
Great analogy! I read the article, and it's just more smoke and mirrors, purely cosmetic, the administration's alternate reality. They'll be coming to the next Halloween party as a competent administration, and they hope it fools enough people to influence the November election.
White House Ice Age, the meltdown! Excellent summary, there.
It shouldn't work...BUT...these are American voters they're trying to fool.
Screaming very loud and...SCREAMING louder.
Utter frustration!
Camera time!
Don't forget Tweety Bird.
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Very funny post. You did a good job of matching characters (and I do mean characters) to the positions.
Isn't Mr. Magoo already vice-president?
Bugs Bunny is very intelligent. He manages to outwit everyone that tries to harm him. I doubt they would even think of hiring him.
Even Bugs has his price. :)
Elmer Fudd: I'm hunting ilwegals....
I doubt they would even think of hiring him.
And he's so smart, I doubt he'd accept. No the only Warner Bros. character that would work for Bu$hCo is Daffy Duck. He and Bush are two of a kind, no matter what the situation Daffy is always willing to get his bill blown off again.
It's wabbit season!
Why does Carl get to post twice?
LOL "highlight the glimmer". And just how DO you highlight a glimmer? Translation: "gild the shit".
I thought Dick Cheney was Yosemite Sam.
Yeah, Daffy Duck sure describes BushCo.
It would be funnier if it weren't so sad.
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