Jeez Louise!
What is all the excitement about. Pop brings in this dust mop without a handle and you would think the world has changed or something. I mean really, you call that little furry thing a dog? I’m pretty sure I have seen hairballs larger than that.
Okay, the little guy is kind of cute, but don’t ever let him know I said that. He is kind of fun to watch too. If I didn’t know better I would accuse him of being a windup toy. He’s just constantly curious about everything. He needs to take lessons from me and sleep more often. Take advantage of being a pet in this household, relax and let the humans wait on you hand and foot.
I know that soon Pop is going to want to take a picture of us together. I am not up for that. Share a picture frame with that little fur mobile? I don’t think so. Even a cat has his pride and dignity. If you knew how many shots Pop has to take of me to even get one good one, you would just laugh thinking about how many she would have to take to get a good one with both of us in the frame.
So now we are a balanced family once again. There’s a dog in the house along with a cat. You know what? It feels damned good!
Have a good weekend and see if you too might bring a new friend into your life.
Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys!)
posted by pissed off patricia at 1:43 AM
13 Comments:
Well, if it's any consolation, Fred, Wiley claims to have hacked-up bigger furballs than that; then added with a whip of the tail, "they were better looking, too". She is nothing if not catty...
Good morning, Fred. Balance is always good. I'm glad you get that. It makes life so much easier and happier.
Fred-I'd love to get a small to medium sized dog for an animal companion but the meanie I live with says she doesn't want one, even though we have a big house and a yard for it to enjoy. Oh well, I'll keep trying. Enjoy your new canine buddy.
You are very pragmatic, fred. I'm glad you can appreciate Martini for the furry little ball of energy that he is. Have a grand weekend.
fred, you are a wise cat. show the little guy the ropes. he needs a mentor.
fred, you are a wise cat. show the little guy the ropes. he needs a mentor.
he IS a cutey! even you would have to say!
I think this is as close to bipartisanship as we'll see in the near future.
Fred, Friday is your day. Get a good lawyer and have a contract written up. The mop is going to have a fan base, no question, but seniority has to count for something in this crazy world, or all we have is anarchy!
beware of photoshopping fred. or that morphing software. your image could end up closer to martini than you imagined possible.
Fred it sure looks like your the one to show Martini the ropes and how to get the loving he needs.
Keep him safe and Mrs. Pop will give you lots and lots of more love that you love to get.
Have a good Friday the Thirteenth.
God Bless.
Fred, glad you are welcoming the new addition to your family!
Fred, you're a great brother for accepting the new addition.
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