Friday, January 11, 2008

Answer me this

Hey kids, if it’s Friday, you know you’re gonna hear from a black and white wise cat, as in wise guy, not Rhodes Scholar. Yeah me, Fred the Cat.

So I have a question for all you top of the food chain rascals. How does a man who invaded two countries and started two wars, neither of which is over, go to the middle east and demand the Israelis and the Palestinians make peace?

What standing does he have to try to broker peace. I thought I heard somewhere that he said he was “the war president” If you want to bring peace, wouldn’t you call yourself something else?

Yeah I know, he’s trying to create some sort of positive legacy for himself. But two wars do not make a legacy of peace.

Well, that’s my two feline cents on the subject.

Have a great weekend and don’t Bogart your catnip, share it with a pal.

Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys)


Blogger Distributorcap said...

hey Fred...

you looks so handsome today
dont worry about Chimpy ---- his legacy is set in stone ---- My Pet Goat, Katrina, Iraq, Spying and now peace in the Middle East!

yes it is set in stone...... dont think about him, he (allegedly) goes away in One year and 9 days

you have a good weekend

January 11, 2008 2:19 AM  
Blogger FranIAm said...

Fred- one look at you and I am all weak in the knees. Too darn cute!

I think that that guy is a faker. He goes there and says things that are the opposite of what he does. And he has taken a lot of money from people who do not think that what is going on over there is an "occupation" so I think he is not telling the truth.

He just tosses words like that around so that the Palestinians may listen to him. Which I don't think they will.

Then when it doesn't work out he can say to them "Ah trahed!" As if.

Fred, I hope that you, PoP, Mr. PoP and Murphy have a great weekend.

Distributorcap is right (he almost always is, but don't tell him I said that!) don't think about that bad man, that war president, ok?

Lots of meow-y love coming to you from upstate NY. I showed your picture to BooBoo. He acted kind of aloof, some cats are like that. I know he thinks you are cool though.

January 11, 2008 4:24 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

fred, you are looking good and making a lot of sense!

January 11, 2008 4:58 AM  
Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

He's a moron. For most of the last seven years he's ignored the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict and now, in the last year of his lame duck Presidency, he's going to solve a 70+ year problem that men with 9 times the intelligence haven't been able to.

January 11, 2008 5:20 AM  
Blogger d. chedwick bryant said...

Fred looks dreamy.

This pres is a 12 year old boy in a man body what can we expect of him really?

(with apologies to some 12 yr. old boys.)

January 11, 2008 5:48 AM  
Blogger nolocontendere said...

Any peace deal talk was just a facade - the real reason Putz and his Crew are lumbering around is to pressure the arabs to accept war on the Iranian people.

January 11, 2008 5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred, I look forward to Friday's and your spot-on comments!

Re: The clown-prince seeking his legacy.....Does anyone else remember early in this idiot's administration...When asked about continuing Clinton's Israeli/Palestinian initiatives....Mr. Collin Powell in essence said...the Bushco government had other things to do ....the Israelis and Palestinians would just have to work it out themselves....

January 11, 2008 5:56 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

We read 1984 as a dire warning.
They read 1984 as one reads the manual to your VCR.

January 11, 2008 6:19 AM  
Blogger Forty Paws said...

Well Fred, on that note, we think we'll go Par-Tay in some nip.

Purrsonally, we shudder whenever that idiot spits out some new diatribe of BS. And we really hate it that he is moving to Dallassss after his disastrous term ends....

Luf, Us

January 11, 2008 6:29 AM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

Hi Fred!!!
I wish I could explain the inner workings of this war-loving humanoid, but I'm as perplexed as you!

I haven't been around lately, but Stella and I want to wish you and your humans and Murphy a very belated happy new year!

January 11, 2008 6:29 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Fred, hypocrites don't work on the side of common sense or logic.

The trip was not intended to bring Peace, it was to check off a "to-do" so he can now say he is a dilpomat who tried to bring Peace to the middle east.

Don't try to figure out neo-cons, it is impossible. they say one thing and do the opposite.

Cats know how to live, without politics. I wish humans could live so richly.

January 11, 2008 7:08 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Well Fred, fact is, the man is a total nut-job who doesn't have a firm grip on reality.

The best that we can hope for is that he goes away in a few months and we have "smarts" to elect someone that can clean up his litter box.

January 11, 2008 7:43 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

Hey Fred, I'm glad you brought this up because it reminds me that I heard a piece on NPR about this trip to the Middle East. While talking about the difficult time Palestinians have with checkpoints Bush actually said this:

You'd be happy to hear that my motorcade of a mere 45 cars was able to make it through without being stopped. I'm not so exactly sure that's what happens to the average - in an average person.

Unfortunately, the transcript didn't record the insane snickering.

January 11, 2008 7:51 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

He's delivering an edict to the middle east in the same spirit that he delivers his edicts to Congress: Hurry up and get this to my desk, so that I can sign it and take credit for it - and ya better have all the details the way I want 'em, or I won't sign it, sukka!

January 11, 2008 8:22 AM  
Anonymous Joe the Troll said...

I thought the same thing this morning when I read his opinion of what we SHOULD have done during WWII.

January 11, 2008 9:02 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

Oh Fred, not every human deserves to be called "sentient." That's just Chimpy, trying to stay "relevant."

And you do look awful cute today--go get yourself some nip, baby. You've earned it.

January 11, 2008 10:15 AM  
Blogger ZILLA said...

If you had the opportunity, Fred, would you use That Manchild's shoes for a litter box? I would. And I'm not even a cat.

January 11, 2008 11:53 AM  
Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Oh Fred! You shouldn't think of bad things like the war president! It will give you bad dreams and all cats should have good dreams about stuff like field mice and catnip.

Have a good weekend!

PS: I had a cat that looked just like there such a thing as cat reincarnation? Chaplin? Is that you???

January 11, 2008 1:22 PM  
Blogger WeezieLou said...

bush went over there for a very simple reason. he had some empty spots on his passport, and he wanted to fill it more than pappy's.

January 11, 2008 1:36 PM  
Blogger Miz UV said...

I think it's pretty irresponsible of Bush to go over there now and possibly get himself killed, which means we'd have you-know-who in charge.

O2BACAT! Great pic. :)

January 11, 2008 3:11 PM  
Blogger Beach Bum said...

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January 11, 2008 3:14 PM  
Blogger Beach Bum said...

Fred, Bush says that there will be a peace treaty before he leaves office and damnit there will be one. I'm sure somewhere in his mind along with whatever other fantasies happen to be milling around in there like democracy in Iraq and catching Bin Laden he will have a peace treaty.

January 11, 2008 3:16 PM  
Blogger an average patriot said...

hey fred you cool cat you have a nice weekend! Sadly the chie4f idiot doesn't care how stupid he looks and sounds. He can do what he wants. You just do what he says. I can't stand this idiot!

January 11, 2008 3:29 PM  
Blogger DCup said...

Such a brilliant kitty asking such good questions.

Fred, you need to put together the questions for the media.

January 11, 2008 7:18 PM  
Blogger Enigma4ever said...

of Watergate Summer here....

and Fred you asked the ten dollar catnip question...I saw him dancing on my screen this am with a bunch of Arabian Princes- sword dancing....yeah, what kind of "peacemongering" is THAT....he is a manipluative lying weasel...I won't say worse I don;t want to hurt your little feline ears...

( He did not stop in Iraq to celebrate his SURGE...nope not even for a MN sneekn& pee visit...)

January 12, 2008 12:17 PM  
Blogger Scarlet W. Blue said...

Fred, he is the DECIDER!

January 12, 2008 6:52 PM  
Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

Dubya is living proof that some people do indeed live in alternate Universes.

I just wish he'd go back to his.

January 13, 2008 5:35 AM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Great post, Fred, and you make good points. Oh, and Baxter says he'd love to share your catnip.

January 14, 2008 9:54 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

Excellent question, Fred. It isn't hard to figure out how the Saudis keep from laughing, but how Dumbya keeps a straight face is a mystery. Oh wait. He's too dumb. Never mind.

January 14, 2008 10:28 AM  

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