Who’s Jesus’ BFF?
I’m lovin’ watching the Republican candidates for president talk/argue about who loves Jesus the most and who is the most conservative. While the rest of the country is screaming at the top of their lungs to get us out of this damned war in Iraq and return our country to some sort of responsible governance, these guys are not talking about the war at all. Instead they are talking about which of them is Jesus’ *BFF.
Fred Thompson said that if he is elected as President of the United States he would spend his first hour in the oval office praying. Hell, if that dumb bastard gets elected even the atheists will be praying and with good reason. The idea of Fred Thompson being president, reminds us all that yes, things could get worse.
If it wasn’t so freakin’ serious, it would be humorous.
*(Texting messaging shorthand for Best Friend Forever)
Fred Thompson said that if he is elected as President of the United States he would spend his first hour in the oval office praying. Hell, if that dumb bastard gets elected even the atheists will be praying and with good reason. The idea of Fred Thompson being president, reminds us all that yes, things could get worse.
If it wasn’t so freakin’ serious, it would be humorous.
*(Texting messaging shorthand for Best Friend Forever)
posted by pissed off patricia at 1:58 AM
29 Comments:
I can't leave much of a comment. I am too busy puking.
As someone who actually takes her faith seriously, these people are an insult to all humanity. But we knew that already.
What a clueless bunch of posers.
It is so seriously offensive.
POP thanks for watching for all of us --- it is just to nauseating to watch among the worst in humanity vie for office.
outwardly they are all competing for the Jesus' BFF, to the rest of the country they are competing for the title -- Most Digusting Panderer Idiot Asshole on stage tonite.
i am glad they they are so PROUD to be the most conservative. it is a like a bunch of 2nd graders fighting in the schoolyard.
as for Fred -- (dont hit me) -- he might be even more stupid than Bush. his idiocy makes ken-doll Mitt and grinch/Rudy seem palatable (well not really). Nothing makes McInsane seem sane --- and i saw his feeble attempt at humor on the Today Show this morning
If i were you, i would tell Fred the Cat to back his bag and head north to Canada after 1/20/09
Don't watch them PoP they can poison your psyche. No matter how strong you are they will suck some of your humanity out of you. They are kind of like black holes of humanity and intelligence.
But, isn't it hysterically funny that bunches and bunches of gay men have banded together to support Mitt, and even funnier that Mitt is so freakin' pissed off about it? Queens are brilliant! God save the Queens!
In a more perfect world, an equal number of bunches and bunches of gay men would band together to support Fred, too, but, heh, even I think Fred could use a litte manscaping, so that's probably not going to happen. Which is sad, kind of. Or not...
Christianity is the greatest fraud EVER! 90% of Americans are victims, and it is being cemented into our government. They didn't need a coup to overthrow the our government, they used fantasy.
....and not one of them understand or follow the literature created to tell the story of this fraud. It wouldn't be so bad if they followed Jesus' metaphors.
The mythical beast is rising .........
LOL!! Thompson praying in his office! LOL!!!!!!
Thompson: praying=napping
Dumbass Republicans. Everyone knows that Jesus was a Democrat. He spent all his free time hanging out with tax collectors and prostitutes. Now if they had been gay male prostitutes maybe the GOP would have had a chance.
(thompson)
i wuzzn't napping! i wuz medataiterin' wif mah eiz cloz."
I never even heard of this guy, but then I'm not American. Thank God. Of course Stephen Harper up here in Canada ain't much better. But at least he doesn't go on about being Jesus' BFF. The mind boggles at American politics. Who cares if you sleep with Jesus.
I'm an atheist, but if any one of these lunatic Republicans is elected in '08, I'll be down on my hands and knees praying that he be struck down dead. I can't take any more of this Jesus insanity.
frank zappa once wrote: jesus thinks you're a jerk.
i don't believe in jesus, and i am disgusted that what is critically important is (again) being side- stepped. stop the war now. insure the uninsured. halt the use of all fossil fuel-powered vehicles. and keep ALL religion out of government. sick bastards.
Wow. I love how the repub herd of candidates all sings the same tune all time--
"I'm Jesus' BFF!" "No I am!"
"I'm the opposite of Hillary!" "No I am!"
"I'll bomb Iran in a minute!" "No I'll bomb Iran in a SECOND!"
Idiots idiots idiots.
I fear the rise of Rudy the most, I think.
Mr Thompson: Jesus Loves You
The rest of us think you're an asshole.
I just don't understand why the republicans just side step what Americans have been telling them for so long, yet they still preach this Iraq war as if they do not hear us or just don't care.
Their mantra is like the Austin Lounge Lizards' song, "Jesus Loves Me, But He Can't Stand You".
Lyrics:
"I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew
I just can't abide a sinner like you
God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
Jesus loves me--but he can't stand you
I'm going to heaven, boys, when I die
'Cause I've crossed every "t" and I've dotted every "i'
My preacher tell me that I'm God's kind of guy; that's why
Jesus loves me--but you're gonna fry
God loves all his children, by gum
That don't mean he won't incinerate some
Can't you feel those hot flames licking you
Woo woo woo
I'm raising my kids in a righteous way
So don't be sending your kids over to my house to play
Yours'll grow up stoned, left-leaning, and gay; I know
Jesus told me on the phone today
Jesus loves me, this I know
And he told me where you're gonna go
There's lots of room for your kind down below
Whoa whoa whoa"
If Jesus existed, I seriously doubt he would have been conservative. Sheesh.
and who can forget, "Drop kick me Jesus, over the goal posts of life!"?
the republicans have lost the religious right along with everyone else. (thank - er - God) I hope they just keep this silly conversation up because it will be their doom.
You must have a cast-iron stomach, POP, to watch these clowns.
I can't help but hope that Jesus looks down upon such vomit & nods His head in agreement to this perfect line from "Hannah & Her Sisters," which Max von Sydow delivers with perfect caustic accuracy: "If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in His name, He'd never stop throwing up."
Good post Patricia!
This religious bullshit is going to be the end of us all. The religious right hates everyone different from them, and will do everything in their growing power to marginalize the rest of us.
...more at my blog
Jeebus loves us all! Ugh! These morons take the cake. Honestly, with all the shit thats going on, they want to act as if they are in church! But to be fair, they were in front of the "values voters" so that will explain some of this nonsense.
POP,
Glad to see you're feeling better.
Don't you know there are folks asking themselves, " If Hillary is elected, will God let her serve?"
I too realized how utterly disconnected I, and most of the world, truly is from the Republican platforms.
If it weren't for those damn Supreme court vacancies coming up...I'd says screw it, these guys are exactly what America deserves.
It's good to see that high school mentalities have a life outside of high school. I was worried for a minute.
There's a very good chance one of these lunatics will be the next president. Forget guns, I'm stocking up on booze.
I did stop watching Republican "debates" for the health reasons. However, I am not quite sure whether I did it because of not being able to watch these, oh so obviously, dishonest hypocrites or whether it was because of the realization them still having a receptive audience to breach for. I am afraid, that this is in the nut shell the scariest thing about your society. It is absolutely spooking me.
No, there is no way Right Said Fred could win, no way. Wait, I think I have said that before in the past. Oh shit
Right on POP...you said it!
It makes you wonder what would happen if Jesus came back. Say he showed up at a debate and said, "No Fred, I don't want you to pray in office. I want you to end the war." You know they'd have security taser him and drag him out of the room.
Hey, but aren't the Democrat contenders also filled with the same crap?
That's why the rest of the world continues to shake in their boots!
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