Fred the Cat’s Wish List
As a feline I usually don’t pay a lot of attention to holidays and such, but this year I want to ask Santa Pop for a special present for Christmas. I found this and if it’s made of Cosmic catnip, I want it. I want it a whole lot.
Have a great weekend and hug your honeys for me
Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys)
posted by pissed off patricia at 12:57 AM
25 Comments:
fred
i already ordered you your own --- except it looks more like Laura Bush ---- (its the catnip/xanax version) -- is that OK?
You got expensive taste, Fred. Heh ...
wow, fred. your humans' are going to hide the neiman marcus christmas edition from now on! of course, there's always brookstone, hammacher sclemmer (sp?) and tiffany's left! a nice diamond collar....maybe .75 carets each. oh, also sundance with robert redford and the ralph lauren catalogue. not to discriminate agansit coldwater creek, but they are a little yesterday...
POP better save a lot before Christmas!
Very grateful, today, that my cats don't shop at Neiman Marcus. (That I know of, at least. I'll be watching ever more carefully for signs of identity theft.)
Meowww!
fantastic!
don't show bob or layla, please!!!
I'm with you, Fred. I want one too.
Unfortunately, I don't think the Condo Association would look too favorably on it.
*pout*
I think maybe you'd just better push for a few containers of Cosmic Catnip, Fred. The dollars don't grow on trees, you know, and besides--it's ALL about the Cosmic, no?
Cats are fussy...if you have a dog, they're happy with a bone and it doesn't matter what shape it is.
needless markups is a funny, funny place. we like visiting the one in s.f. for amusement. in a world where so many basic human needs go unmet, it just seems... odd.
i hope your wish comes true, fred.
A catnip dragon would be a great gift. I hope Santa Pops gets you one. You've been such a good kitty cat, fred.
Fred, I certainly hope you'll share.
Fred I called , they said they are on order, and that they are on even longer back order for Dragon Slayers....sigh...but they did say they have a very nice Mouse ( 22 Ft long) and Average Rat ( 24 ft long) and then NY Rat ( 38 foot long)....I took the pleasure of ordering you the NY Rat...enjoy...
( you better share it with tomcat...)
Good grief, Fred. I don't PoP's gonna let you start your own Museum of Tackola down there.
My ferrets are atheists. At least that's what they tell me. If Santa came to our house they'd crawl up his pants and jingle his bells (which is great entertainment, by the way).
I bet Santa Pop would love to get that for you, 'cept he is feeding an entire third world country instead...you do understand...
Hapy week-end to you, cuteness. xo
Well Fred. If you get that, we'll teleport over and sniff it, and help you rip it to shreds.
Our great furriend, Lux, sent us 3 tins of Sojos Organic Hand-Harvested Catnip from Sojourner Farms, and let us tell you, it is some primo fine shit, Man.
Luf, Us
TC-
It's already obvious that you've had enough catnip to last a lifetime. ;-)
Fred,
If such is your desire I think it should be fulfilled. Really, what do you have to do, beg or something? I think you have earned the right to just walk up and say, I want to dang cosmic catnip for christmas and that is that. Try that approach.
Crap! I let Chezwick the Wonder Cat read that... Looks like I'm going to need to max out the visa...
I wouldn't mind having one of those, myself. That price tag, Starting at $35,000.00, is just a tad bit too much, though. You have good taste, Fred the Cat!
That's my problem with catnip . . . I also want a whole lot of it . . . too much is never enough . . . becomes the central focus of my existence . . .
Fred...don't you think that is a tad pricey for one kitty? I could do it for you for a lot less than 35 grand. Maybe we can work out a deal Fred...I do have a problem with mice...but I'm on the other side of the country...it would involve some travel and I know you hate cages. Would a ride on my broomstick work for you?
$35K....that's a whole lotta catnip, Fred!!
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