Friday, October 05, 2007

Fred the Cat’s Wish List


As a feline I usually don’t pay a lot of attention to holidays and such, but this year I want to ask Santa Pop for a special present for Christmas. I found this and if it’s made of Cosmic catnip, I want it. I want it a whole lot.

Have a great weekend and hug your honeys for me

Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys)

25 Comments:

Blogger Distributorcap said...

fred

i already ordered you your own --- except it looks more like Laura Bush ---- (its the catnip/xanax version) -- is that OK?

October 05, 2007 2:12 AM  
Blogger Fixer said...

You got expensive taste, Fred. Heh ...

October 05, 2007 2:56 AM  
Blogger WeezieLou said...

wow, fred. your humans' are going to hide the neiman marcus christmas edition from now on! of course, there's always brookstone, hammacher sclemmer (sp?) and tiffany's left! a nice diamond collar....maybe .75 carets each. oh, also sundance with robert redford and the ralph lauren catalogue. not to discriminate agansit coldwater creek, but they are a little yesterday...

October 05, 2007 3:44 AM  
Blogger Larry said...

POP better save a lot before Christmas!

October 05, 2007 4:22 AM  
Blogger ZBTzahBTzoo said...

Very grateful, today, that my cats don't shop at Neiman Marcus. (That I know of, at least. I'll be watching ever more carefully for signs of identity theft.)

Meowww!

October 05, 2007 5:05 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

fantastic!

October 05, 2007 5:27 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

don't show bob or layla, please!!!

October 05, 2007 5:52 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

I'm with you, Fred. I want one too.

Unfortunately, I don't think the Condo Association would look too favorably on it.

*pout*

October 05, 2007 6:50 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

I think maybe you'd just better push for a few containers of Cosmic Catnip, Fred. The dollars don't grow on trees, you know, and besides--it's ALL about the Cosmic, no?

October 05, 2007 7:12 AM  
Blogger Mary Ellen said...

Cats are fussy...if you have a dog, they're happy with a bone and it doesn't matter what shape it is.

October 05, 2007 8:13 AM  
Blogger annie said...

needless markups is a funny, funny place. we like visiting the one in s.f. for amusement. in a world where so many basic human needs go unmet, it just seems... odd.

i hope your wish comes true, fred.

October 05, 2007 8:34 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

A catnip dragon would be a great gift. I hope Santa Pops gets you one. You've been such a good kitty cat, fred.

October 05, 2007 8:41 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

Fred, I certainly hope you'll share.

October 05, 2007 9:17 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

Fred I called , they said they are on order, and that they are on even longer back order for Dragon Slayers....sigh...but they did say they have a very nice Mouse ( 22 Ft long) and Average Rat ( 24 ft long) and then NY Rat ( 38 foot long)....I took the pleasure of ordering you the NY Rat...enjoy...

( you better share it with tomcat...)

October 05, 2007 1:11 PM  
Blogger Scarlet Witch said...

Good grief, Fred. I don't PoP's gonna let you start your own Museum of Tackola down there.

October 05, 2007 2:34 PM  
Blogger kimono hime said...

My ferrets are atheists. At least that's what they tell me. If Santa came to our house they'd crawl up his pants and jingle his bells (which is great entertainment, by the way).

October 05, 2007 7:34 PM  
Anonymous cindra. said...

I bet Santa Pop would love to get that for you, 'cept he is feeding an entire third world country instead...you do understand...

Hapy week-end to you, cuteness. xo

October 05, 2007 8:13 PM  
Blogger Forty Paws said...

Well Fred. If you get that, we'll teleport over and sniff it, and help you rip it to shreds.

Our great furriend, Lux, sent us 3 tins of Sojos Organic Hand-Harvested Catnip from Sojourner Farms, and let us tell you, it is some primo fine shit, Man.

Luf, Us

October 06, 2007 7:11 AM  
Blogger Mary Ellen said...

TC-

It's already obvious that you've had enough catnip to last a lifetime. ;-)

October 06, 2007 10:21 AM  
Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Fred,
If such is your desire I think it should be fulfilled. Really, what do you have to do, beg or something? I think you have earned the right to just walk up and say, I want to dang cosmic catnip for christmas and that is that. Try that approach.

October 06, 2007 1:20 PM  
Blogger Ziem said...

Crap! I let Chezwick the Wonder Cat read that... Looks like I'm going to need to max out the visa...

October 06, 2007 4:02 PM  
Blogger oldwhitelady said...

I wouldn't mind having one of those, myself. That price tag, Starting at $35,000.00, is just a tad bit too much, though. You have good taste, Fred the Cat!

October 07, 2007 4:46 AM  
Blogger Oceanshaman said...

That's my problem with catnip . . . I also want a whole lot of it . . . too much is never enough . . . becomes the central focus of my existence . . .

October 07, 2007 12:38 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

Fred...don't you think that is a tad pricey for one kitty? I could do it for you for a lot less than 35 grand. Maybe we can work out a deal Fred...I do have a problem with mice...but I'm on the other side of the country...it would involve some travel and I know you hate cages. Would a ride on my broomstick work for you?

October 07, 2007 4:56 PM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

$35K....that's a whole lotta catnip, Fred!!

October 08, 2007 6:01 AM  

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