Thursday, September 06, 2007

Come one! Come all! Welcome to the Sideshow

Step right up ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the GOP sideshow. See them! Hear them! Wonder at them! Step right up! You’ll see freaks and geeks! We’ve got it all right here under this tent.

First we have the three who do not believe in evolution but instead believe the world and all it contains was created by the mighty stroke of one invisible hand.

Next we have the one who sees nothing wrong with boxing up his dog, tying it on top of his cars and driving for many hours.

Here we have one who wants to disband the entire government in the blink of an eye.

This particular one claims special powers because he happened to be the Mayor of New York City when a horrible tragedy struck.

This fellow was an actor on some TV show so he feels that makes him smart and capable. He’s also suffers bouts of delusion as do all the others.

Oh, and there’s this one. He used to be a big attraction but as of late he’s just some old guy who keeps stumbling around and mumbling something that sounds like an old Beach Boys tune.

What did I tell you, folks? We have the best sideshow in the business right here. We have the delusional, the absurd, the bizarre and the ridiculous. And most amazing of all, they each believe they can be the next Commander in Chief of the United States of America.


Blogger Distributorcap said...

if it werent for the fact that one of those freaks could win, become the new commander guy, lead us to war against Iran or Greenland and completely bankrucpt the country, taking what the current decider left behind -- it would be quite comical.

now that we have a grade Z actor with absolutely no redeeming values in the race, the republican base should be having orgasms that they don't have to dig up St Ronnie.

i dont know which of those assholes in the peanut gallery i hate the most. but i hope all of them get caught with the bearded lady in the men's room of the Minneapolis airport

September 06, 2007 2:22 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

"We have the best sideshow in the business right here. We have the delusional, the absurd, the bizarre and the ridiculous."

The sounds like the current bands of goons failing the country.

September 06, 2007 4:19 AM  
Blogger JM said...

What good is a big-tent without a circus?

September 06, 2007 4:33 AM  
Blogger The donut guy said...

The Democrats aren't much better.

I wish Bill Maher would run....but I'm a nutcase Libertarian so whaddya expect?

September 06, 2007 4:45 AM  
Blogger Larry said...

And each one carry the war moniker that the jack-booted Nazi we have now so proudly displays.

September 06, 2007 4:53 AM  
Blogger Daniel said...

Hey, Pat, we've got the Chief of the Galaxies Down Under so there. But we'll send him straight back to you so don't worry.

I've got the World Utopian Movement beginning on my blog. Don't know whether I'll achieve anything but I'll give it a try. Please have a look and give me some feedback.

This APEC Summit with all the leaders discussing trade and how to make even more money while they trash the world is sickening. I had to do something! Cheers.

September 06, 2007 5:04 AM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

I just hope non of these guys within this sideshow actually win the next election.

September 06, 2007 5:19 AM  
Blogger Mary said...

I can pass up a sideshow any day of the week.

September 06, 2007 5:37 AM  
Blogger fallenmonk said...

Bush has set the standards so low that any of these guys thinks he can step right in without a strain. Delusional is the key factor here.

September 06, 2007 5:48 AM  
Blogger mommanator said...

watched some of the debate last eve, until of course I feel asleep, same ole peandering!

September 06, 2007 6:14 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

I always hated the circus, especially the clowns and the sideshow freaks. But it's the ones that think they're normal that really scare me. The ones that spend their lives training bears to ride bicycles, make lions and tigers jump through burning hoops, or send soldiers to die for oil.

September 06, 2007 7:36 AM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

and yet one of these boobs could be elected. Though maybe not, since they seem to shoot themselves in the foot with the softball for the carnival games.

September 06, 2007 7:51 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

And most amazing of all, they each believe they can be the next Commander in Chief of the United States of America.

Well, hell, if GW can be pretzeldent, anybody could.....

September 06, 2007 8:22 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

Oh, donut guy... if you really really believe that the two parties are that similar, go read this one. 8)

Truthout: The Difference Between the Parties Is As Deep As a Coal Mine

September 06, 2007 8:27 AM  
Blogger FranIAm said...

Oh my so late to the party... at least it is after 12N. As my dear departed mother would say as she poured the first of many..."its always after noon somewhere!"

So let me get my drink and weigh in please.

SB Gypsy says something in the comment above that is important... If GWB can be president, then...

The bar has not been lowered, it has been eliminated entirely.

Then you have every bloviating bloward under the sun living out their bully fantasy by telling us how they will make our lives better.

Ludicrous indeed. They are all freaks and while we can argue the differences between the parties, I am not sure the Democrats are so different.

Save one... IMHO... Dennis.

Wow, that went down fast. Can I have another drink please? I think I need it.

September 06, 2007 9:54 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

I'll say one thing for the dems: at least Clinton, Obama, Edwards, Kucinich, et al. are intelligent and well-spoken, and they live somewhere NEAR reality.

September 06, 2007 9:55 AM  
Blogger fashiongirl said...

I think what we need here people is a write in candidate. Whose with me?

September 06, 2007 11:47 AM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

This runs somewhat in line with your post.

September 06, 2007 12:03 PM  
Blogger James said...

Freddy Kruger Thompson has the trophy wife to make sure no one dares question his sexuality.

September 06, 2007 1:11 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

Even ol' Fred the Cat know this stuff to be true!

September 06, 2007 2:28 PM  
Blogger Nvisiblewmn said...

Oh, God! I saw a "Rudy" sticker on a car today. Right below it was a "FDNY 9-11-01" sticker. How long can he ride that?

September 06, 2007 2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And so begins the media love affair with Reagan redux Thompson.

September 06, 2007 4:12 PM  
Blogger an average patriot said...

That's funny! Sure sounds like a freak side show! a bunch of Damn misfits. Just look at them and the fact that sommehow the chief misfit and embarrassment got elected.I can only shake my head in disbelief!

September 06, 2007 4:27 PM  
Anonymous Pekka said...

Hey, you do have your reputation to keep up! Any of those character would do a nice job to finish what the Decider guy started - end the American century.

September 07, 2007 12:06 AM  
Blogger Ricky Shambles said...

As I wrote over at ATD:
Anyone else beginning to wonder exactly what we’d have to do to lose the 2008 election? Unless the entire Democratic field commits to large tattoo chest pieces of Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong Il making out and parades them proudly, barechested at a KKK rally while posing for a daisy chain gang bang photo op, I think the odds are decidedly Democratic.

September 07, 2007 4:44 AM  
Blogger cognitorex said...

McCain: I am a firm believer that the age of the earth is a matter of state's rights.

Thompson: The media's obsession with my wife's youth has reached a new low. They're saying that she is in effect 'carbon dating' which I find offensive.

September 11, 2007 4:58 AM  
Blogger Dr. Know said...

And most amazing of all, they each believe they can be the next Commander in Chief of the United States of America.

And most frightening of all, one of them probably will.

September 17, 2007 2:37 PM  

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