Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Irony and Insanity

A lot of us have always thought bush’s brain was about the size of a gnat’s butt, now we have proof. If he thinks he, of all people, can make large sums of money after he leaves the white house by going on paid speaking tours, he must be insane.

The guy who can barely read aloud and who has to be one of the worst speakers ever to reside in the white house, thinks people will actually pay good money to hear him mangle the English language. Talk about denying reality, this is all the proof we need to convict the guy of insanity.

“First, Mr. Bush said, “I’ll give some speeches, just to replenish the ol’ coffers.” With assets that have been estimated as high as nearly $21 million, Mr. Bush added, “I don’t know what my dad gets — it’s more than 50-75” thousand dollars a speech, and “Clinton’s making a lot of money.”

I guess sometimes twenty one million dollars just isn’t enough.


Blogger FranIAm said...


Wow, what a flaming, screaming stupid ass that man is.

The sad fact is that there are plenty of monied morons who will pay to see him... And imagine the graduation speeches at such fine institutions as Heritage University or Bob Jones University. Universities indeed!

The man can not string together several words let alone say something of depth and meaning. Honestly, even if I hated his ideology, but could find some shred of respect for his intelligence...

Alas, I can not.

However, the real disgrace is that he is actually talking about MAKING MORE MONEY!!!

Sorry to shout so early in the day but I am especially agitated about this topic.

Insensitive ass hat- you don't need another f-ing penny.

I am also riled up in the midst of putting my 9/11 memories on my blog and being reminded of what we have lost as a nation since then.

We have lost untold lives in wars that are evil and we have lost so much money while some starve, don't have medical care, mortgage implosion and we have lost any integrity as a country.

It pisses me off.

A lot. (this is the second time i've written those words today and its only 5am.)

September 05, 2007 2:17 AM  
Blogger Distributorcap said...

just when you thought you heard it all from the piece of crap-ola in the white house -- he comes up with another gem.

unfortunately POP -- there are plenty of people and organizations that are SO in love with this imbecile, that they will pay $xx dollars just for the privilege to have the language mangled and be lied to --- just to have "his" presence.

any group that actually forks over 2 cents to hear the lunacy from him deserves everything they get.

His remark was so callous, so removed and so insensitive right on the heels of Tony Snowjob saying he couldnt live on $168,000 -- a figure 98% of America doesnt touch.

On a different note i saw Clinton at the Barnes & Noble in Union Sq last night -- now he is worth listening to.

September 05, 2007 2:18 AM  
Blogger Coffee Messiah said...

Those recent remarks just go to show anything he's done, is only for $$$.

Worse speaker/president etc, all rolled into one. Ironic he even seems to think he can spin all the death and destruction he started. And somewhat nice to see those that he's blaming (instead of himself of course) will be "finally" telling the truth.

And yes, tiresome to hear one half truth out of his mouth! ; (

September 05, 2007 3:28 AM  
Blogger Larry said...

The idiot probably can find an audience of war mongers at the Military Industrial Complex to sit and listen to his drained out babble.

September 05, 2007 4:59 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Here in Alabama Bush can do no wrong. He will have an audience among the ignorant and simple-minded who like to know that they had someone like themselves in a powerful position. Sure he screwed up everything he touched, thats what makes them idolize him so much, he jacks up everything just like they do themselves.

I bet they'd be willing to give up a week's worth of beer money to drool over their Mister Decider.

I wouldn't give up a single swig of my beer.

September 05, 2007 5:12 AM  
Blogger WeezieLou said...

i agree - there are idiots who will pay to bask in his glory, listen to his (disorganized) mind.

His crass talk is disgusting in its utter lack of empathy.

Don't get me started!

September 05, 2007 5:25 AM  
Blogger mommanator said...

Well personally me thinks he should go for it- leave the oval office to start his speaking tour- then maybe we could get another moron to listen to fo the last year-o perish the thought! he can just leave office and we can vote for the next person!

September 05, 2007 6:06 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

he is soooooo beneath contempt!

September 05, 2007 6:43 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

i've been reading about this with alarm and disgust. he's actively trying to shirk the responsibility for major policy decision and talking wistfully about all the money he's going to make after he leaves office. . .

shallow doesn't begin to describe it. when words fail, i remember my youth as a sailor. . .

that cockbreathed motherfucking hong kong piece of shit.

i feel better now.

September 05, 2007 6:54 AM  
Anonymous scott said...

Sorry, PoP. Wrecking the U.S. economy giving tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans will prove to be a very profitable personal investment for W and many of his handlers. In college sports you call the hang-around-wannabes “jock-sniffers.” Don’t know what they are called in politics, but they spend freely to be in the same room with the decider.

September 05, 2007 7:02 AM  
Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

I find it hard to believe that he could make a dime giving speeches, but then again, I find it even MORE difficult to believe that he hasn't been impeached and thrown into camp Gitmo.

September 05, 2007 7:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised that the people I work for are some of the first morons to book the fuckhead.

September 05, 2007 7:18 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

I despise him and hate what he has done to our country. It infuriates me that he has no idea how selfish he sounds when he talks about refilling his coffers, when there's already $21 million in there. I hope he hits the bottle hard and winds up in the gutter where he belongs. He can give his soused, high-falutin speeches from there.

September 05, 2007 7:20 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

What I cannot believe, even tho I'm seein' it with my own lyin'eyes, is that the Democrats are not having him dragged off in chains to answer for his crimes.

What does it take to get a little justice in this country?

When even the Italians are saying that this country is too facist for an immigrant to get ahead....

September 05, 2007 8:31 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

take a deep breath, relax, and read This

Warning:Possible Snorking of Coffee May Occur

September 05, 2007 8:51 AM  
Blogger TomCat said...

He may become the next expert commentator on Faux Noise

September 05, 2007 9:44 AM  
Blogger FranIAm said...

Oh Sewmouse has pointed us in the right direction. I however have struggled with stone cold hate all day.

So this provided a much needed laugh; glad I came back to reread the comments!

September 05, 2007 10:05 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

There are plenty of morons who worship the guy like he's a friggin' genius. All their money and all their "religion" and all their war will get them exactly what they deserve after they die--NOTHING.

September 05, 2007 10:31 AM  
Blogger isabelita said...

Hee! Thanks, sewmouse, for the giggles! I LOVE the image of the Shrub in footie jammies! Absolutely beggers one's imagination to think of him getting paid any more for his blathering.
Well, now, Clinton makes money cause his penis is famous...

September 05, 2007 10:40 AM  
Blogger thepoetryman said...

the size of a gnat’s butt

A degradation to all gnats!

I agree with many here that Bush has revealed much with that little tidbit. The almighty dollar is his god. He prays upon his soiled knees for more and more.

His richness is empty of humanity and can be traced by the stock market.

Sad that we have a president who cares more about making more and more money than his care for humanity and it is even sadder that he does not realize what it sounds like and actually means of him as a person when he says demeaning, shallow things like that. Reminds me of some rich spoiled brat who never grew up and never had the capacity, nor sought it, to realize this fact, whose daddy used to be president and whose mother is as detached from reality as her son(s).

September 05, 2007 10:43 AM  
Blogger James said...

He should be giving every damn cent of that money back to the middle class who paid for his goddamn war.

AND give money back to the Iraqis and especially the vets. What a prick.

September 05, 2007 10:59 AM  
Anonymous fairlane said...

What a complete asshole.

September 05, 2007 11:59 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

Glad you all enjoyed it. My favorite line is "[George Bush]couldn't find oil in a Valvoline factory"

September 05, 2007 1:36 PM  
Blogger fashiongirl said...

Well if Andy Dick is still getting hired, there's hope for Shrub. He's the Carrot Top of ex presidents.

September 05, 2007 2:10 PM  
Anonymous porky said...

“First... I’ll give some speeches, just to replenish the ol’ coffers [READ: NOT THAT I HAVE ANY VALUABLE IDEAS TO OFFER AN AUDIENCE]."

"...I don’t know what my dad gets — it’s more than 50-75” thousand dollars a speech [READ: I WANNA BE JUST LIKE MY DADDY]."

"...Clinton’s making a lot of money [READ: I'M NOT THE MAN HE IS BUT MONEY'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ANYWAY, ISN'T IT?].”

Oh man what a hoot. I'd pay just to hear stuff like this. Dubya's Comedy Tour. Anty up a few bucks, it's still a bargain when you consider we've had 8 years of priceless entertainment for free.

September 05, 2007 3:51 PM  
Anonymous Pekka said...

I think that you might have understood the Decider Guy completely wrong. He has these verbal short comings that might go to explain this slight misunderstanding. Does anybody here remember the late comedian, Andy Kauffman? His and the Leader Guys humor, if that what it is, is awfully close and this lets me to believe that he might have a lucrative future on the comedy circuit. If Seinfeld guy and that Romano fellow made dough hand over fist, why wouldn't George? Tell you what, he sure would look much more at home in a beer soaked hall of laughter than in the too formal and too fancy White House.

September 05, 2007 4:07 PM  
Blogger an average patriot said...

man that pisses me off! The idiot should friggen pay us. He should starve if he had to count on that to eat. I would pay not to have to look at him the hell with hearing him. He has nothing intelligent to say and that should be sickeningly obvious to a dead man by now.

September 05, 2007 5:06 PM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

I don't know, he has made a lot of money for those rich corporate Republicans.

September 05, 2007 7:20 PM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

It's strange, isn't it? Those who have millions, work ever harder to have more. I wonder if it's a "my boat's bigger than your boat" thing?

September 05, 2007 9:04 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

I nearly choked on my root beer and spewed forth onto the coffee table. Now I know he is insane!

September 06, 2007 2:26 PM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

yep, breach of contract

September 06, 2007 2:55 PM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Lord, he has to be delusional if he thinks he can give speeches for a living.

September 06, 2007 7:01 PM  
Blogger Ziem said...

I'd gladly pay $75,000 to see him talk. As long as he's talking at his impeachment... or public hanging...

September 06, 2007 7:03 PM  
Blogger Forty Paws said...

He's a total embarrassment to us (as in the U.S.).

Thanks for visiting our blog. We luf yours too!

September 11, 2007 4:03 PM  

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