Friday, August 31, 2007

Fred the Cat and Litter Box Rules


I heard about that senator who was fooling around in the men’s room and got caught by the cops. Stupid thing he did.

If I was in my litter box and another cat stuck his paw in there, it would be the last time he would see that paw. I’d bite it right off. He might also get a face full of litter box contents just for good measure. You absolutely do not mess with any cat while he or she is in the litter box. That’s the first rule of litter box etiquette. No exceptions! What cats want to do elsewhere is their business. A litter box equals privacy.

Here’s your weekend treat. If you haven’t read “Pissing on Paris”, you owe it to yourself to have a good laugh this weekend. Here’s a little hint, Paris is a cat. If you don’t laugh, I’ll refund your catnip. If you laugh until you wet your pants, that’s your problem.

Have a great weekend
Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys)

20 Comments:

Blogger Larry said...

It's good to know that Fred isn't a "stall crawler" like many Republican Senators.

August 31, 2007 3:35 AM  
Blogger LET'S TALK said...

Yes, it appears Republicans love pissing places.

August 31, 2007 4:57 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Fred,

I'm really scared to go into public restrooms now. I thank the Senator for bringing this practice out into the open and to my attention.

If he would just come out of his water closet, he wouldn't have to troll public restrooms to find some love, I'd bet he'd have them lined up.

That "Paris" story is halirous.

August 31, 2007 7:42 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

Fred-- When I inadvertently walk in on our cat in his litter box, he gives me a look that registers as "Get out now or you'll be sorry." I always thought that the desire to be left alone while in the process of eliminating waste was a universal in the animal kingdom. I guess that's just not true for perv republicans.

That Paris story is very funny. I hope she gets over her golden shower fixation.

August 31, 2007 8:06 AM  
Blogger roger said...

i'm surprised at you fred. laughing at a cat getting peed on. altho i would laugh at a story of a senator getting peed on. maybe that's what he was after.

August 31, 2007 8:09 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

fred, we cats of the barn don't do any of that indoor cat stuff like boxes. minstrel once took me by the vet guy (don't worry i nailed a few of them) for an overnight thing and i simply held it. i mean, i just couldn't understand doing that indoors at all. but, no matter where the business is done, it should be done without harrasment. humans are capable of really messing things up aren't they? they waste so much time on silliness that they could spend doing important things. like hunting mices. today will be a great day for that. minstrel is having a whole truckload of hay and grain brought in. that means that every bale, every bag here now will be shifted and moved. that means mices will be running, and the barn cats will be pouncing. i love hay day it rocks out loud.
have a great labor day fred.
say hi to that cute little stray girl for us.

boudica, warrior queen of minstrel's barn

August 31, 2007 8:36 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

Fred--you're so dead-on. We adopted a cat from a lady who actually told us this: "Oh, and she doesn't mind if you watch her pee!" She was giving the cat away because she was "crazy" (meowing all the time, chewing cardboard and paper, running up and down stairs--uh-huh, CRAZY stuff). Sounds like SHE was crazy. Nonetheless, we NEVER watch any of our kitties "eliminating." They'd probably kill us in our sleep.

August 31, 2007 8:38 AM  
Blogger Madcap said...

I DID laugh, and it's all your fault, Fred!

August 31, 2007 10:22 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

have a great weekend fred. layla and bob are already sacked out like slugs for the holiday weekend!

August 31, 2007 10:50 AM  
Blogger FranIAm said...

I got my cat a covered litter box and he seems much happier that way. He does not want anyone - anyone at all, in the vicinity when he does his business!

Although his litter kicking gets out of hand... Maybe its a cry for a little action? NO! His reproductive matters have been attended to!

August 31, 2007 10:59 AM  
Blogger Distributorcap said...

question

Does Fred have a wide, medium or small stance in his little box? --- i wonder if cats give the same signals

August 31, 2007 12:36 PM  
Blogger DCup said...

The Pussies for Peace have asked me to leave the following comment...."Meow!"

The tell me that Fred will know what that means.

August 31, 2007 3:22 PM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Thanks, Fred, for the insight about cats and their litter boxes. I had suspected our cat valued his privacy so we always leave him alone when he's in there.

LOL about Pissing on Paris. I once had a cat that fell in the toilet when he was a kitten but he was never peed on.

August 31, 2007 8:39 PM  
Blogger Gort said...

My cat is so worried about his privacy that we had to put a roof on his convenience.

August 31, 2007 10:19 PM  
Blogger troutsky said...

Im thinking of the policemans job, setting up a sting operation, in public restrooms. What would they have to pay me? What a public servant.

August 31, 2007 10:20 PM  
Anonymous CV Rick said...

I think Fred's got a point. Perhaps perverted Republican freaks need to spend a bit of time learning behavior and etiquette from their pets. I'm sure if someone explained Craig's behavior to Craig's cat, there'd be an eye-gouging planned.

September 01, 2007 11:36 AM  
Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said...

Fred,
I have not read the link you posted yet because I have peed my pants enough times already lately. Nonetheless, I think the litter box rules should be adopted world wide as a peace keeping standard. I do not like the current Piece Getting standard that is in place. Get your piece elsewhere, some folks just have to empty their bowels or bladders and should not be subjected to this type of sexual activity. Down with sex in stalls!!!!! Fred, you are one smart cat!!1

September 01, 2007 4:08 PM  
Blogger Floridacracker said...

Happy weekend Fred.

September 01, 2007 5:23 PM  
Blogger Naj said...

Pawing in other's litter box, while littering is also very non-hygienic! Euh!

September 02, 2007 6:18 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

Thanks Fred...I needed that.

September 02, 2007 11:51 PM  

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