Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Damn, nothing happened

Yesterday was supposed to be the possible shindig of all shindigs, but nothing happened. With a date like 6-6-06 it had all the markings of the possible date for the Rapture. Man, I was so looking forward to that. What a colossal disappointment. What a rip.

I had envisioned all the fundies floating up to heaven naked as a jay bird. No, I had no plans to actually look up at all the assholes, I just wanted them to get the hell out of here. Leave and go to their maker. Leave the earth forever without a whimper. Just like that, gone and yea forgotten.

Those of us remaining would have had such a party. Gay people and straight people partying hardy. Environmentalist gone wild. Intelligent people would be free of the restraints of ignorance and idiots. Whooopee, we would have had fun!

But it wasn’t to be, I know because Ann Coulter is still walking the earth. She states that she’s a Christian so of course she would have been in the heavenly upward rising. She in all her nakedness floating away from us. Okay, I gotta admit I might have taken a peek at her to find out once and for all her true anatomical sexual structure.

So we remain waiting for the Rapture. The one that we were promised would surely come. It’s enough to throw a true heathen into a state of deep depression, isn’t it? If only the good children of god could get their wish, we could get ours. Are you listening god? Why don’t you do it, rapture them? Could it be that you possibly see them the way we do and you don’t want a damned thing to do with them either? That is so unfair.

24 Comments:

Blogger Sothis said...

Yup. God doesn't want them--and hell's afraid they'll take over.

Looks like we're stuck.

June 07, 2006 5:05 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

*chuckle* Who says the world is FAIR??

I would have loved to find out what sex (male, female, NEITHER???) Ann Coulter really is - just before her stick like limbs disappeared forever!! Bye bye Grasshopper - and good riddance!

June 07, 2006 5:51 AM  
Anonymous rebellious renee said...

PoP...I don't God could stand the idea of Ann Coulter eating cream cheese on a bagel while reclining on one of his clouds...

June 07, 2006 5:52 AM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Hey, if you had a kingdom, would you want people like that taking up residence in it? I think not.

"...to find out once and for all her true anatomical sexual structure." Toooo funny.

Bumper sticker spotted on Michelle Malkin's car:
"In case of rapture, this blog will be unmanned."

Woohoo!

June 07, 2006 6:01 AM  
Blogger PaxRomano said...

I waited all day for the fire and brimstone...jeez if you can't count on The Rapture; what's the purpose of life?
;)

June 07, 2006 6:56 AM  
Blogger JM said...

I was sorta' hoping to see a thinning of the herd yesterday as well. Adding to my sense of disappointment we had to be subjected to more hateful bile from the blonde shrew with no shame. I can't believe there is anyone left who could take her seriously. I can only hope her "15 minutes of fame" are just about over.

June 07, 2006 8:29 AM  
Blogger Zee said...

Once it rains upwards, we can toss all those who deserve to go to heaven into that vortex.
For now it is pouring down, sorry - nothing I can do about it. That's god for you!


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June 07, 2006 8:53 AM  
Blogger Political Teenager said...

apparantely nothing interesting happened in 666 or 1006, guess we will have to wiat another 1000 years...

June 07, 2006 10:21 AM  
Blogger Time said...

I did get one treat yesterday, Ann Coulter was slammed in an interview.

By all people, Tucker Carlson. It started with the same sex marriage thing, went to the flag burning thing, and on and on.

I thought Tucker was heart linked with Ann, a true conservative himself. He must be mad at her or mad at the President.

Coulter was tounge-tied. She kept saying things like: I don't know, you'll have to ask the President, I don't know you'll have to ask the Congress, I agree I don't know why the President did that, it was great.

The look on her face, like a deer in headlights, anger, frustration. I loved every minute of it.

It was not the hate fest I would have really liked, but it did satisfy.

June 07, 2006 10:39 AM  
Blogger Trial.Lawyer.Richard said...

POP: I heard that somebody saw Carl Rove's head turn all the way around (360 Degrees) yesterday.

Rich

June 07, 2006 3:20 PM  
Anonymous horsedooty said...

Hi trl,
Buena suerta manana por la noche. Don't be too disappointed when the Dallas Mavs clean the Heats clock. :-)

yo soy Horsedooty!

June 07, 2006 4:46 PM  
Anonymous abi said...

I'm curious about Ann's anatomical structure, too. But take a peek at her/him naked? Not on your life, which the shock just might cost you.

That's your second great post this week, PoP. How can you be pissed off and still be so funny? ;-)

June 07, 2006 6:31 PM  
Blogger poopie said...

*snort* You've been readin' fairy tales again haven't ya ;)

June 07, 2006 6:36 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

POP: I heard that somebody saw Carl Rove's head turn all the way around (360 Degrees) yesterday.

That's easy. . it's not attached!

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RE: The Rapture (If it exists), most of these MSM and public official types that think they're invited will most likely be left staring upwards in disbelief.

June 07, 2006 7:34 PM  
Anonymous Betty Cracker said...

I was disappointed too. I had my eye on the palatial waterfront estate of a certain TV preacher. I thought once Jesus hoovered him up, it would be mine -- all mine! But he's still here, along with his flock. Damn.

RE: that incarnate insult to the transgendered community, "Ms." Coulter, I don't think I would look up to check. I saw "The Crying Game" a long time ago.

June 07, 2006 7:43 PM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

The rapture can't come soon enough for me. The earth belongs to the non-believer!

June 07, 2006 8:36 PM  
Blogger windspike said...

You know, perhaps our Dear Ann is satan spawn, no?

June 07, 2006 9:50 PM  
Blogger PoliShifter said...

I don't know if "nothing" happened...after all, Ann Coulter let loose her inner demon for all to see. What better day to do that than 6-6-6? Especially while she was pimping a book...or whoring..which ever may be...]

I can't help but think she smells very bad...

June 07, 2006 9:50 PM  
Blogger Bill said...

I think this is the best I've seen on a blog anywhere. We need to invent some award for it. Bimmy? ROFLMFAO

June 07, 2006 10:20 PM  
Blogger Endorendil said...

Sorry PoP, I had to cancel the Rapture again. I know, I know, I've been postponing it for two millenia now, but I swear, as soon as anyone qualifies for it, it WILL happen. I'm not going to get greedy: I'm not holding out for tens of thousands of the righteous here. I just want enough people to play a game of poker. Or at least chess...
Blessed Be,
- The Creator

June 08, 2006 12:30 AM  
Blogger Granny said...

The only way to deal with Ann Coulter is to either ignore her or laugh at her.

Thanks for the laugh.

Ann

June 08, 2006 1:33 AM  
Blogger The Watcher said...

On Coulter's gender...okay, I don't want t'be admittin' it, but I knew Coulter in high school. His name then was Bennie Pschollkowski...

June 09, 2006 2:40 PM  
Blogger Stew said...

I like the offer that the Rapture folk are making for their pets. See pets got no souls, so come the rapture, all the blessed go to be with jeebus but the cats and dogs get left behind, starving to death in the apartments, lingering in their faeces encrusted kennels. (why is god so mean?)
This naturally worries the chosen, because they love their pets even if they don't question why god would let them come to sticky ends. So over at Rapture ready, devout atheists or any non-christian can sign up to take care of all the pets. You have to promise you won't eat them or be horrible. Given that without god of course we have no moral compass so that promise won't be worth the paper its written on. Me and my Korean friends are going to CHOW DOWN on xian pets after the rapture.

June 10, 2006 3:16 PM  
Blogger Secret Rapture said...

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Read My Inaugural Address
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Your jaw will drop!

June 21, 2006 12:57 AM  

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