Tuesday, April 25, 2006

What I heard in Bush's speech today

Bush spoke today about the price of gasoline.
Of course the opening of his speech was about the war on everything that scares the hell out of human beings.
He talked about Iraq and how splendidly things were going there.
He spoke of the economy and how splendidly things were going here.
He said all the jobs at McDonald’s have been taken, so alls good on the employment front.
He made a breaking news sort of statement when he said, “The American people are working.” And the crowd went wild!
He said his tax cuts had done everything from cure cancer to putting a chicken in every pot.
Then he said he appreciated the oil companies raising their prices because it gave him an opportunity to slash the hell out of environmental regulations.
He also said we should reduce our need for oil and then he said he wanted to drill the hell out of ANWR. Doesn’t sound like much a habit breaking plan if the pusher man is just selling different drugs, does it?
He talked about hybrid vehicles and explained what they were for the totally brain-dead members of his audience who might be clueless.
I think the following actual quote from his speech this morning is just so george bush. Possibly even a quotable quote for the future.
“The way I like to put it would be - it's a good thing when a president can sit there and say, gosh, we've got a lot of corn.”
Damned straight, george! That's what we've all been longing for. The day our president can say, gosh we got us a big old mess of corn, life will be good in America once again!


Anonymous rebellious renee said...

It's at the point where everytime I watch bushie on tv I wanna puke!

The good thing is...everytime he speaks now, his poll numbers go down...hurrah!

April 25, 2006 1:16 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

The man makes Forest Gump look like a rocket scientist. Geesh...

April 25, 2006 1:26 PM  
Blogger Blogenfreude said...


April 25, 2006 1:35 PM  
Blogger C.S. said...

I object kathy..

Forest Gump had common sense. Something W will never aspire to...

April 25, 2006 1:35 PM  
Blogger cruelanimal said...

One of the definitions of corn is "something sentimental or trite."

Yeah, George. We sure do got a lot of corn. We got it every time you speak.

April 25, 2006 2:11 PM  
Blogger Time said...

Have some pity folks.

GW is C student, alcholic, coke head, party boy.

He's been forced to start reading newspapers and he's really confused right now.

He's a little depressed because he just found out that his dog is more popular than he is.

April 25, 2006 2:26 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Hell, time, my dog is more popular than he is and my dog can eat a pretzel without passing out.

April 25, 2006 2:40 PM  
Blogger isabelita said...

No mercy or pity for W. I don't give a flying f--k if he's a dry drunk, he's a rapacious spoiled piece of shite. And I have the perfect place for him to stow all those corn cobs...

April 25, 2006 3:02 PM  
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

I'd love to take a few ears of that corn and ram them up his arsehole.

April 25, 2006 4:05 PM  
Blogger windspike said...

"Stupid is as stupid does"

April 25, 2006 4:44 PM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Kat and Isabelita, corn should never be used in anger. Now, just put the corn down and walk away...

April 25, 2006 5:50 PM  
Blogger John Good said...

Let's turn the corn into grain alcohol. For our cars AND our libations. I know I'D hafta have lots of shine before I'd beleive anything shrub said. On second thought, glass of water please.

April 25, 2006 6:06 PM  
Blogger Blue Gal said...

We should not make fun of the mentally defective, nor should we torture them with corn. Let's just impeach him, okay?

April 25, 2006 6:17 PM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

He still thinks we want to sit down and have a beer with him. Most pitiful President ever! Excellent post, btw.

April 25, 2006 6:39 PM  
Anonymous donkeyod said...

forrest gump had compassion and the ability to get rich without the help of his rich daddy. ;)

April 25, 2006 8:53 PM  
Anonymous The Heretik said...

The War on Everything TM will continue until we have peace

April 25, 2006 9:36 PM  
Blogger Mary said...

Everytime I see him on the tube I am physically unable to watch or listen. I don't even have words...

April 25, 2006 10:15 PM  
Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

i hate watching his speeches because i start to feel sorry for him

April 25, 2006 11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

perhaps he meant to say 'porn'


April 26, 2006 1:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if i had a dog (i'm not allowed) he wouldn't know what a pretzel was probably. i suspect he'd still eat it tho.

oo. my imaginary dog is a 'he'!


April 26, 2006 1:03 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

Good post. I also have a difficult time listening to him...I get embarrassed for him...and for America. Other countries must laugh at us all the time when he's shown speaking.

April 26, 2006 1:42 AM  
Blogger Gary said...

"...gosh, we've got a lot of corn"????

Maybe he's going to compost it all and turn it into ethanol fuel?

April 26, 2006 8:16 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

I'm just glad that you made the sacrifice to watch him for us. Every time I see his ugly mug, I run screaming to pray to St. John.

April 26, 2006 9:19 AM  
Blogger aikane said...

So now we know: the great decider's "got wood" to build his 3-seater outhouse, and the corncobs to stock it.

I say we catch W., Dick and Dummy inside, lock the door from the outside and see whether they can blow their way out.

Oops; too late! They're already tunneling. The wrong direction.

April 26, 2006 11:28 AM  

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