Hello, Twenty First Century

Our old bulldozer sized tv in the bedroom had a television stroke or something and the color began to look like what you would see if you had an LSD flashback. So today we leaped into the twenty first century and bought a flat screen tv. Boy, aren’t we something? Then because our old tv in the living room was just hanging onto life by a thread we replaced that one too with a smart tv. Then we were feeling so frisky that we got the cable set up for HD-TV. I tell you, give us another ten years and we might do something else that everyone else did 15 years ago.

Hide and Sneak

Not only is Romney hiding his own tax records, he’s hiding what he will do to your future tax records if he becomes President. I don’t want any President of this country to get into the white house by hiding things and sneaking around. That’s not the way we do things.