Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Are you suffering from “Monkey Butt”?

While waiting in line for Mr. Pop to pay for something he was purchasing I just happened to turn around and see this on a shelf. We were in a hardware store at the time. If you might be suffering from “monkey butt” here’s the answer to your problem. That’s okay, you can thank me later.

Check out their website to get a better look at their Anti Monkey Butt logo.

19 Comments:

Blogger Distributorcap said...

it is good to know that the same stuff that helps your butt can be used with OTHER body parts

May also be used inside footwear, under sports pads, after shower, bath or exercise

do you think if we gave our president, Chimpy some of the this he would disappear?

December 03, 2008 2:05 AM  
Blogger Fixer said...

At the shop, being I'm always telling people they "suck wet monkey ass", the boys bought me a can of the shit. It's proudly displayed on my toolbox. Heh ...

December 03, 2008 2:18 AM  
Anonymous Joe the Troll said...

"May also be used inside footwear, under sports pads, after shower, bath or exercise"


.....anywhere ordinary talcum can be used.

December 03, 2008 4:50 AM  
Blogger betmo said...

we are all out of luck- they are temporarily out of stock :) that's a whole lotta folks with a problem i hadn't heard of before :)

December 03, 2008 5:16 AM  
Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

What's wrong with having a monkey butt? Go on tell me.

December 03, 2008 5:53 AM  
Blogger DCup said...

Ha! Now I know what everyone is getting for Hannukahmas. Except, Dr. Monkey. Don't want to mess with perfection. He's got such a cute monkey butt.

December 03, 2008 6:02 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

dcap stole my line, knocked me out with the hefty 2008 US Tax Code, then ran over here to comment.

December 03, 2008 6:08 AM  
Blogger mommanator said...

TOO FUNNY

December 03, 2008 6:35 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

:0) HEH HEH

December 03, 2008 6:39 AM  
Blogger Matty Boy said...

How can the millions who could benefit from this wonderful product find out about it if they won't advertise on TV? That logo could be as popular as Burger King or Mr. Clean in no time flat.

December 03, 2008 7:22 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

oh joy! altho my fav product is "tired old ass soak" with a picture of a donkey.

that's for me!

December 03, 2008 7:41 AM  
Blogger roger said...

who investigated monkey butts to discover this dread malady? is this one of those "science marches on" things?

thanks for the easy pitch. we're having fun with it.

December 03, 2008 8:43 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

so that's what it's called.....

December 03, 2008 8:46 AM  
Blogger Dean Wormer said...

What you really need to worry about is baboon butt. That stuff is nasty.

December 03, 2008 9:06 AM  
Blogger Sewmouse said...

I sooooo totally want to get my boss some of that for Xmas...

December 03, 2008 10:58 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

Poor monkeys.

December 03, 2008 11:07 AM  
Blogger Cujo359 said...

Anytime I ask myself the question "What's next in patent medicines?", someone inevitably has the answer. They're truly an inexhaustible resource, as are their target demographic. At least these guys have an entertaining sales pitch.

December 03, 2008 6:37 PM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

thanks....and thank you for the post above....I too want to just give Obama a chance...I hate that he is already being judged and he has not even taken office...hang in there....we are on a path to Something Better...( and Bush - 47 days to go, he is totally disconnected from any reality at this point...yet no one says a word...)

December 04, 2008 9:14 PM  
Blogger Spartacus said...

And I thought after 45 years of living, I'd seen everything. It just goes to show you; monkey's have needs, too.

December 11, 2008 6:01 AM  

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