Friday, September 26, 2008

What I overheard this week at the Pop homestead


I heard Pop tell Mr. Pop that she thinks McCain and Palin are too incompetent to even empty my litter box. Ouch, those two must be pretty bad. If I had thumbs, heck, I could do that chore myself.

I also heard that McCain might not show up to debate Senator Obama tonight. What’s the matter? Is the maverick war hero afraid? I thought war heroes were brave tough people. Maybe I was wrong.

Well, gather up your catnip, popcorn and beverages and let’s see what happens tonight.

Have a grand weekend and do something that makes you smile.

Sincerely,
Fred the Cat (the cat who loves you guys!)

19 Comments:

Blogger Distributorcap said...

fred

you have very smart parents. you should hope mccain doesnt show up -- he will look so bad and give obama a free 90 minutes to talk -- his best forum

as for mccain and palin -- i wouldnt want palin cleaning your litter or anywhere near an animal.

September 26, 2008 3:42 AM  
Anonymous Uncle Grinny said...

yeah, that must be it... McCain's afraid of a boy who can't even speak unless he's reading froma telepromter

September 26, 2008 4:50 AM  
Blogger Randal Graves said...

Hey, someone has to single-handedly save the economy, mom, apple pie, baseball, fuzzy little bunnies and cats.

September 26, 2008 5:31 AM  
Blogger FranIAm said...

Fred - seeing you made my day. All other news stinks.

You and your litterbox are always welcome around here.

September 26, 2008 5:36 AM  
Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

That's one smart kitty.

September 26, 2008 6:39 AM  
Blogger Forty Paws said...

Dood. We wouldn't want them emptying our litter boxes either.

Luf, Us

September 26, 2008 7:19 AM  
Blogger Candace said...

Popcorn, and - don't forget the walnuts!

September 26, 2008 7:26 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

I hadn't thought about it quite that way, Fred, but you're right. Although it's possible Sarah might have seen litter boxes in Russia right from her window. Doesn't that make her an expert on cleaning litter boxes?

September 26, 2008 7:35 AM  
Anonymous Jonah said...

Let's see...Obama first said he would debate anytime anywhere...until the supposedly afraid to debate McCain said, okay, let's do town halls from here to eternity (okay slight exageration)...then Obama said thanks but no thanks...who's afraid to debate and who's not? McCain did not say cancel the debate--he asked to reschedule---big difference.

September 26, 2008 7:39 AM  
Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Dear Fred,

Yes McCain is afraid.

I believe the term I'd use is that word that you use to describe young cats.

Truly,

Wormy

September 26, 2008 8:23 AM  
Blogger mommanator said...

are you sure you are not an owl-you are so wise!

September 26, 2008 8:38 AM  
Blogger Sherry said...

right on fred!

September 26, 2008 9:08 AM  
Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

Burgers and Beers and the TV outside for debate night! Weeeee!

September 26, 2008 10:40 AM  
Blogger Sator Arepo said...

Don't go near her, Fred--she'll shoot you from a helicopter!

September 26, 2008 11:12 AM  
Blogger dguzman said...

It's all in the name of safety, Fred. Besides, one has to wonder whether she even knows cats use litter boxes. I doubt she's left any animal in her path alive for long enough to observe its behaviors!

September 26, 2008 1:33 PM  
Blogger Colonel Colonel said...

Palin won't empty your litterbox- she hates cats.

But there's another good description- Sarah Palin is so stupid she couldn't empty a litter box with directions on the bottom.

September 27, 2008 8:39 AM  
Blogger Mauigirl said...

Good to see you, Fred. My Humans agree.

And, in a spirit of Generosity, I'd like to donate the contents of My Litterbox to be dumped on the McCain and Palin Humans' Heads!
-Baxter

September 27, 2008 11:53 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

oh fred...you and your humans are so smart...yeah...at this rate we all will be wishing that Mccain and palin are nowhere near our kitty litter boxes...

September 27, 2008 1:24 PM  
Blogger Octavian said...

Fred I hope you saw the debate. McCain did decide to show! He might have been better off trying to empty your litter box!

September 28, 2008 8:40 PM  

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