posted by pissed off patricia at 1:12 AM
"Decidin' for Dummies" or "Lessons from the Worst President Ever!" or "How Not to be President" or "Rove's Puppet" or "Deconstructing America" or "Suckers!".
How I Saved America from Peace and Prosperity In Ten Easy Lessons.
What Me Worry? by george w(Alfred E Newman) bush ; (
bdeh bdeh bdeh that's all folks
My Pet Goat: How did it end?
What not to do: A lesson for future Presidents(If there is a future after the next just under 700 days are through)
I'm a War Pretzelnut
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You can fool all the people some of the time ...(and some of the people all of the time, and still stay in office for 2 terms.)
What I dun for eight years."A narcissists quest to totally fuck up the world"
"making the world safe for autocracy"
Heck of a Job:How I Destroyed the American Republic (With a little help from my corrupt and incompetent friends)
A children's book with lots of pretty pictures: "How I Destroyed Democracy with My Friend Karl".
pride and prejudice
"Mein Kampf""I got mine, you get your own""Mission Accomplished""I Was Misunderestimated"
Bigger than Daddy!
Embracing EmpireAnd creating a slave economy here in teh Fatherland: or How Facism is good for America.
Mark Spittle (Spittle & Ink) already wrote that one:If I Did It: Lying America Into War By George w. Bush.Too FABoo and I'd love to get to the epilogue of the Hmm-Peach-Mint Trial, followed by the Criminal Charges and the FED Prison time to be served by Dumbya! *wink*
Drat - that link in my post is no longer active...but here are the Sample Chapters: If I Did It: Lying America Into War.Enjoy! Tis a Howl!!!
"Doin' a heck of a job: How I screwed the pooch"
George W. Bush: A C Student's Guide to Becoming President of the United States.
The Haves, and the Have Mores (how i found and serviced my constituents)
Coming Out Of The Closet(The Truth about my relationship with Dicky Cheney...complete with diagrams!)By George Double Dumb Bush
My Pet Fredo
"Stupid Quotations of an American President""how the West was Undone""what me Worry"
"A Prison Memoir"
The IDiot - success through narcissism."My book, written by me, about me"with Charles Krauthammer, Psycho.
Life on my fake ranch in Paraguay. Thanks for all the billions SUCKERS!Foreword by Dick "Beelzebub" CheneyDedicated to Halliburton, those folks who made corporate ethics into a true oxymoron.
My Pet Goat: The Decider
the great deciderwritten by Karl Rove
Daddy said it was an easy job!!
My Life, a Failure- oddjob
I don't know, but I know if Bush writes it, it'll be awful short...and in crayon!
Haven't decided on a title, but it will definitely be either a coloring book or a pop-up book.
I came, I saw, I kicked my own ass.
Fuck you, Dad!
prophet Bush, How I learned to stop caring and commit the troops.
Theocracy and Me: Empire Building for Idiots
'skuze me. 'Skuze me. I am PURchasing the FILum rights to the book. My friend, Dr. Tongue, will play the Prenztaendent, and I will play his chief of staff, Karl "Bruno The Hunchback" Rove.Watch for it on Monster Chiller Horror Theater.
The Bestest President Everor Heckuva Job, Bushie!
The Little Engine That...Screwed the Pooch.
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