Monday, March 26, 2007

Name That Book

Let’s say that when george w. bush is out of office, he decides to write his autobiography. What should be the title of that book?


Blogger fallenmonk said...

"Decidin' for Dummies" or "Lessons from the Worst President Ever!" or "How Not to be President" or "Rove's Puppet" or "Deconstructing America" or "Suckers!".

March 26, 2007 4:40 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

How I Saved America from Peace and Prosperity In Ten Easy Lessons.

March 26, 2007 5:29 AM  
Blogger Coffee Messiah said...

What Me Worry?

by george w(Alfred E Newman) bush ; (

March 26, 2007 5:37 AM  
Blogger Sue Woo said...

bdeh bdeh bdeh that's all folks

March 26, 2007 5:38 AM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

Bad Decider.

March 26, 2007 5:56 AM  
Blogger Chris Casey said...

My Pet Goat: How did it end?

March 26, 2007 6:24 AM  
Blogger Frederick said...

What not to do: A lesson for future Presidents

(If there is a future after the next just under 700 days are through)

March 26, 2007 6:39 AM  
Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

I'm a War Pretzelnut

March 26, 2007 6:40 AM  
Blogger Pogo said...

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March 26, 2007 6:55 AM  
Blogger Pogo said...

You can fool all the people some of the time ...
(and some of the people all of the time, and still stay in office for 2 terms.)

March 26, 2007 6:57 AM  
Blogger Left of Center said...

What I dun for eight years.

"A narcissists quest to totally fuck up the world"

March 26, 2007 7:09 AM  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

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March 26, 2007 7:20 AM  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

"making the world safe for autocracy"

March 26, 2007 7:22 AM  
Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Heck of a Job:
How I Destroyed the American Republic (With a little help from my corrupt and incompetent friends)

March 26, 2007 7:41 AM  
Blogger Aaron A. said...

Paradise Lost

March 26, 2007 7:43 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

A children's book with lots of pretty pictures: "How I Destroyed Democracy with My Friend Karl".

March 26, 2007 7:51 AM  
Blogger annie said...

pride and prejudice

March 26, 2007 8:11 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

"Mein Kampf"

"I got mine, you get your own"

"Mission Accomplished"

"I Was Misunderestimated"

March 26, 2007 8:24 AM  
Blogger Sammi2u said...

Bigger than Daddy!

March 26, 2007 8:30 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

Embracing Empire
And creating a slave economy here in teh Fatherland:

How Facism is good for America.

March 26, 2007 9:04 AM  
Blogger Karen McL said...

Mark Spittle (Spittle & Ink) already wrote that one:

If I Did It: Lying America Into War By George w. Bush.

Too FABoo and I'd love to get to the epilogue of the Hmm-Peach-Mint Trial, followed by the Criminal Charges and the FED Prison time to be served by Dumbya! *wink*

March 26, 2007 10:09 AM  
Blogger Karen McL said...

Drat - that link in my post is no longer active...but here are the Sample Chapters: If I Did It: Lying America Into War.

Enjoy! Tis a Howl!!!

March 26, 2007 10:12 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

"Doin' a heck of a job: How I screwed the pooch"

March 26, 2007 10:32 AM  
Blogger eProf2 said...

George W. Bush: A C Student's Guide to Becoming President of the United States.

March 26, 2007 10:38 AM  
Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

The Haves, and the Have Mores (how i found and serviced my constituents)

March 26, 2007 10:40 AM  
Blogger vanillabirdies said...

Coming Out Of The Closet

(The Truth about my relationship with Dicky Cheney...complete with diagrams!)

By George Double Dumb Bush

March 26, 2007 1:04 PM  
Blogger TomCat said...

My Pet Fredo

March 26, 2007 3:02 PM  
Blogger mommanator said...

"Stupid Quotations of an American President"

"how the West was Undone"
"what me Worry"

March 26, 2007 3:34 PM  
Blogger Keir said...

"A Prison Memoir"

March 26, 2007 3:38 PM  
Blogger Bryan said...

The IDiot - success through narcissism.

"My book, written by me, about me"

with Charles Krauthammer, Psycho.

March 26, 2007 5:55 PM  
Anonymous GM said...

Life on my fake ranch in Paraguay. Thanks for all the billions SUCKERS!

Foreword by Dick "Beelzebub" Cheney

Dedicated to Halliburton, those folks who made corporate ethics into a true oxymoron.

March 26, 2007 6:15 PM  
Blogger Yoga Korunta said...

My Pet Goat: The Decider

March 26, 2007 6:47 PM  
Blogger Sparky Duck said...

the great decider

written by Karl Rove

March 26, 2007 8:40 PM  
Blogger Robert said...

Daddy said it was an easy job!!

March 26, 2007 9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Life, a Failure

- oddjob

March 26, 2007 9:12 PM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

I don't know, but I know if Bush writes it, it'll be awful short...and in crayon!

March 26, 2007 10:12 PM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Haven't decided on a title, but it will definitely be either a coloring book or a pop-up book.

March 26, 2007 11:36 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

I came, I saw, I kicked my own ass.

March 27, 2007 2:21 AM  
Blogger Comandante Agí said...

Everybody Poops

March 27, 2007 7:59 AM  
Anonymous JimD said...

Fuck you, Dad!

March 27, 2007 11:43 AM  
Blogger C-dell said...

prophet Bush, How I learned to stop caring and commit the troops.

March 27, 2007 11:43 AM  
Blogger windspike said...

Theocracy and Me: Empire Building for Idiots

March 27, 2007 8:47 PM  
Blogger Woody Tobias, Jr. said...

'skuze me. 'Skuze me. I am PURchasing the FILum rights to the book. My friend, Dr. Tongue, will play the Prenztaendent, and I will play his chief of staff, Karl "Bruno The Hunchback" Rove.

Watch for it on Monster Chiller Horror Theater.

March 29, 2007 1:12 PM  
Blogger Batocchio said...

The Bestest President Ever


Heckuva Job, Bushie!

March 30, 2007 9:02 PM  
Anonymous Paddy O'Furniture said...

The Little Engine That...

Screwed the Pooch.

April 03, 2007 12:42 AM  

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