Friday with Fred the Cat and the Mystery Continues
Yesterday it seems that Senator Ted Stevens got some part of his anatomy stuck in one of the internets' tubes and wrecked Blogger for a while.
Since I couldn’t read any of your sites until this problem was fixed, I took my camera in hand and decided to see what Fred the Cat might be up to.
I sneaked up on him and took this shot. Now you can see his face but something more. Notice that little green and gold thing attached to his collar. What, in his line of work, do you suppose that is used for?
posted by pissed off patricia at 12:54 AM
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The death pill. Fred CANNOT be taken alive! He knows way to much, and they are already looking for him.
he's linked!
The Mark of the Beast!!!! The rapture is imminent.
His battery ran down.
he is so cute. he looks exactly like my cat would if my cat were thinner and cuter, and had more panache.
Miniature cowbell!
It's a miniature spy device, so that "they" can monitor everything that happens around you!
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get ya! heh
I think it contains secret government documents on microfilm and he is just bidding his time to get it to another cat I mean operative! LoL
It's a Universal Translator. When the mother ship comes back and Fred finally gets off this Bush-whacked, North Korean nuked rock he'll just say "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
It is the NSA's secret new plan to monitor Americans. Every household pet will soon have one of these tiny cameras attached to the collar. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE IT or you will be subject to arrest!
Key to thermonuc he bought from KJI.
What a beautiful cat!!
Is it something to warn birds that he is coming so he doesn't catch and kill them and bring their remains to you as a "gift"?
I think it is similar to the device that Old White Lady's cat has which lets Rocky look like a Dog while outside.
It's a Foley detector. Even Fred is worried about this shit. Fred will not give up the backside without a fight! Poor Fred. His high tech equipment might have picked up on something and he is on high alert!
It unlocks the magnetic kitty door that lets him travel freely in many dimensions. You can see by his beautiful eyes that he is really far away, even though in this dimension he appears to actually be here.
It contains a cyanide capsule. C'mon.... a kittie never knows when he has to silence someone or silence himself.
Patricia, first of all Cats
on a post anywhere scream liberalism..welfare, free sex* and well, drugs. All of which Jesus would cringe against.
Btw, it's Friday, you wouldn't happen to have an extra dubbie on you would you?
*not necessarily bad
It contains The Ultimate Secret of The Universe...and Fred the Cat is relaxed and secure in the knowledge of this.
Clearly Fred doubles as a St. Bernard for Elves who are lost in the mountains. Fred has Whiskey, the water of life, in that thingie on his neck, and he brings it to Lost Elves.
What a Humanitarian. Or should that be Catitarian? I don't know. Pass the olives.
"Ma! Will you please get this Christmas ribbon off my neck???? It's been almost a year now since I destroyed that tree."
Spy! He's a spy! It's microfilm from the other side. (What other side?)
Uh, that's Side B.
First of all, Fred is adorable. So, he doesn't need lipstick, and that's what I think might be in that thing. Or it could be a vial of designer perfume. It Fred a cross-dresser?
Nice cat. Wish I were a cat right now, just laying around, sleep...sleeping some more...then sleeping some more...sigh
;-)
It is where he keeps the really good smokes....
Is it what the 'kids' call a "one hitter quitter?"
My first thought was death pill...so he wouldn't be taken to Gitmo for the special treatment...but on reflection...I believe he holds the deciding ultimate vote when the election is so close (after they've cheated of course) and ol' Fred the Cat will saunter in and give them the striking blow of democracy and save the day for us all. Or...it's birth control for those nights o' rovin'!
Hey PoP....it's his divining device.....and it wants to know what's up with you and the Crawfordlist? Please don't tell it that something as small as no avatars has kept you away.....a great Republican Bashing Machine such as yourself wouldn't let something like that get you down.
We're having great conversations about Grits and Tamales.....
It's a whistle. He blows into it when it's mealtime and you're late, I just know it...
Identity disc - super sleuth
Mission Impossible>>>>>>>
Fred, your mission if you decide to accept it, is to renew life into those down trodden kitties by instilling them with some of your magic catnip you carry around your neck in your Cat Keg.
This tape will self destruck in 10 seconds. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Kabloom......
God Bless.
I've got it! It's Fred's breathing tube from his tracheotomy. Did you get him to quit smoking yet?
What a gorgeous cat he is. I was thinking it could be a small bottle of fingernail polish. You never know when a run in hose might occur, but on closer viewing, it might also be a police whistle. He might have to chase bad birds, or bad dogs.
In the end, I wondered, too, if it might have some belltype sound to it, to alert everyone that it's time for church. What a great cat!
Ha ha - I just read DivaJood's comment. Rocky Girl doesn't have a device like that, but she's probably working on it:)
Lots of good ideas above, I have no new guesses. What an adorable, snuggable kitty!
LOL, POP...
It's beautiful.
I thought it was a peace pipe,
but Fred ate all the feathers...
Peace,
=RD=
Before reading other commenters: Dog Catcher?
Looks like a whistle...
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Oooh! Oooh! Teh Dimension Thingy, like Robin said!
Where can I get myself one of those, POP???
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hi, PoPatricia! Freddie is wearing one of those little keys that lets the air out of radiators so they can heat all the way up to the top!
I adore black and white short cats, we've had three of them. All a bit on the, er, SPECIAL side...
Fred appears to be one of them!
It the same color as a rasta hat, so maybe Fred is holding for some other cat.
Fred looks like this cat over at Cute Overload. Does he ever try to blend in with a cow motif? Fred, you didn't hear that!!
Ummm, Catnip? Hell, I guess I don't know, but the device to open the cat door sounds resonable.
Looks like a little tin soldier to me
Hey POP.... Just an FYI in case you didn't see it .... TL Rich's wife has had some serious heart trouble. He dropped in yesterday and told us.
Look at the colors. It's obviously a one hit hash pipe and it looks fully loaded. I mean secret agent cats need to relax too...
Fred the cat is intensely spiritual as well as brilliant so it's quite obvious to me that his trinket is a pendant that encloses a mantra of some sort :)
Happy weekend pop!
It's a papertrail of his vote with a little frisky inside. A time capsule thingie.
I think the little thingy is a mouse call.
yo soy Horsedooty!
OK - out with it!! What IS that little thing??
That cat is a God, and inside that "thing" is the universe He created.
Is PoP going to tell us what it is, eventually?
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