Friday, October 13, 2006

Friday with Fred the Cat and the Mystery Continues


Yesterday it seems that Senator Ted Stevens got some part of his anatomy stuck in one of the internets' tubes and wrecked Blogger for a while.

Since I couldn’t read any of your sites until this problem was fixed, I took my camera in hand and decided to see what Fred the Cat might be up to.

I sneaked up on him and took this shot. Now you can see his face but something more. Notice that little green and gold thing attached to his collar. What, in his line of work, do you suppose that is used for?

51 Comments:

Blogger Time said...

The death pill. Fred CANNOT be taken alive! He knows way to much, and they are already looking for him.

October 13, 2006 2:12 AM  
Blogger PaxRomano said...

he's linked!

October 13, 2006 3:30 AM  
Blogger Undeniable Liberal said...

The Mark of the Beast!!!! The rapture is imminent.

October 13, 2006 3:42 AM  
Blogger Jamie said...

His battery ran down.

October 13, 2006 5:37 AM  
Blogger justrose said...

he is so cute. he looks exactly like my cat would if my cat were thinner and cuter, and had more panache.

October 13, 2006 5:46 AM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Miniature cowbell!

October 13, 2006 6:14 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

It's a miniature spy device, so that "they" can monitor everything that happens around you!

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get ya! heh

October 13, 2006 6:17 AM  
Blogger Sammi2u said...

I think it contains secret government documents on microfilm and he is just bidding his time to get it to another cat I mean operative! LoL

October 13, 2006 6:23 AM  
Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

It's a Universal Translator. When the mother ship comes back and Fred finally gets off this Bush-whacked, North Korean nuked rock he'll just say "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

October 13, 2006 6:28 AM  
Blogger bluegrrrrl said...

It is the NSA's secret new plan to monitor Americans. Every household pet will soon have one of these tiny cameras attached to the collar. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE IT or you will be subject to arrest!

October 13, 2006 6:28 AM  
Blogger Pogo said...

Key to thermonuc he bought from KJI.

October 13, 2006 6:48 AM  
Blogger Pam said...

What a beautiful cat!!

Is it something to warn birds that he is coming so he doesn't catch and kill them and bring their remains to you as a "gift"?

October 13, 2006 7:14 AM  
Blogger DivaJood said...

I think it is similar to the device that Old White Lady's cat has which lets Rocky look like a Dog while outside.

October 13, 2006 7:18 AM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

It's a Foley detector. Even Fred is worried about this shit. Fred will not give up the backside without a fight! Poor Fred. His high tech equipment might have picked up on something and he is on high alert!

October 13, 2006 8:09 AM  
Blogger maidink said...

A voice transmitter?

An ickle vile of whiskey?

An unknown foreign object stuck in his fur?

The missing piece to my keychain car alarm?

okay, I give up ...

October 13, 2006 8:25 AM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

It unlocks the magnetic kitty door that lets him travel freely in many dimensions. You can see by his beautiful eyes that he is really far away, even though in this dimension he appears to actually be here.

October 13, 2006 9:04 AM  
Blogger Tina said...

It contains a cyanide capsule. C'mon.... a kittie never knows when he has to silence someone or silence himself.

October 13, 2006 9:41 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Patricia, first of all Cats
on a post anywhere scream liberalism..welfare, free sex* and well, drugs. All of which Jesus would cringe against.

Btw, it's Friday, you wouldn't happen to have an extra dubbie on you would you?



*not necessarily bad

October 13, 2006 10:03 AM  
Blogger TheCultureGhost said...

It contains The Ultimate Secret of The Universe...and Fred the Cat is relaxed and secure in the knowledge of this.

October 13, 2006 11:36 AM  
Blogger Lola Heatherton said...

Clearly Fred doubles as a St. Bernard for Elves who are lost in the mountains. Fred has Whiskey, the water of life, in that thingie on his neck, and he brings it to Lost Elves.

What a Humanitarian. Or should that be Catitarian? I don't know. Pass the olives.

October 13, 2006 12:02 PM  
Blogger The Future Was Yesterday said...

"Ma! Will you please get this Christmas ribbon off my neck???? It's been almost a year now since I destroyed that tree."

October 13, 2006 12:47 PM  
Blogger Lulu Maude said...

Spy! He's a spy! It's microfilm from the other side. (What other side?)

Uh, that's Side B.

October 13, 2006 1:07 PM  
Blogger JBlue said...

First of all, Fred is adorable. So, he doesn't need lipstick, and that's what I think might be in that thing. Or it could be a vial of designer perfume. It Fred a cross-dresser?

October 13, 2006 1:07 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Nice cat. Wish I were a cat right now, just laying around, sleep...sleeping some more...then sleeping some more...sigh

;-)

October 13, 2006 1:57 PM  
Blogger HillCountryGal said...

It is where he keeps the really good smokes....

October 13, 2006 3:01 PM  
Blogger Frederick said...

Is it what the 'kids' call a "one hitter quitter?"

October 13, 2006 3:04 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

My first thought was death pill...so he wouldn't be taken to Gitmo for the special treatment...but on reflection...I believe he holds the deciding ultimate vote when the election is so close (after they've cheated of course) and ol' Fred the Cat will saunter in and give them the striking blow of democracy and save the day for us all. Or...it's birth control for those nights o' rovin'!

October 13, 2006 3:26 PM  
Anonymous rebellious renee said...

Hey PoP....it's his divining device.....and it wants to know what's up with you and the Crawfordlist? Please don't tell it that something as small as no avatars has kept you away.....a great Republican Bashing Machine such as yourself wouldn't let something like that get you down.
We're having great conversations about Grits and Tamales.....

October 13, 2006 4:04 PM  
Blogger Mimus Pauly said...

It's a whistle. He blows into it when it's mealtime and you're late, I just know it...

October 13, 2006 4:27 PM  
Blogger beepbeepitsme said...

Identity disc - super sleuth

October 13, 2006 5:35 PM  
Blogger Anon-Paranoid said...

Mission Impossible>>>>>>>

Fred, your mission if you decide to accept it, is to renew life into those down trodden kitties by instilling them with some of your magic catnip you carry around your neck in your Cat Keg.

This tape will self destruck in 10 seconds. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Kabloom......

God Bless.

October 13, 2006 8:37 PM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

I've got it! It's Fred's breathing tube from his tracheotomy. Did you get him to quit smoking yet?

October 13, 2006 9:06 PM  
Blogger oldwhitelady said...

What a gorgeous cat he is. I was thinking it could be a small bottle of fingernail polish. You never know when a run in hose might occur, but on closer viewing, it might also be a police whistle. He might have to chase bad birds, or bad dogs.
In the end, I wondered, too, if it might have some belltype sound to it, to alert everyone that it's time for church. What a great cat!

October 13, 2006 9:40 PM  
Blogger oldwhitelady said...

Ha ha - I just read DivaJood's comment. Rocky Girl doesn't have a device like that, but she's probably working on it:)

October 13, 2006 9:45 PM  
Blogger Merci said...

Lots of good ideas above, I have no new guesses. What an adorable, snuggable kitty!

October 14, 2006 4:20 AM  
Blogger Rainbow Demon said...

LOL, POP...
It's beautiful.
I thought it was a peace pipe,
but Fred ate all the feathers...

Peace,
=RD=

October 14, 2006 8:00 AM  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

Before reading other commenters: Dog Catcher?

Looks like a whistle...

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October 14, 2006 9:54 AM  
Blogger MichaelBains said...

Oooh! Oooh! Teh Dimension Thingy, like Robin said!

Where can I get myself one of those, POP???

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October 14, 2006 9:57 AM  
Anonymous Colleen said...

hi, PoPatricia! Freddie is wearing one of those little keys that lets the air out of radiators so they can heat all the way up to the top!

October 14, 2006 12:21 PM  
Blogger isabelita said...

I adore black and white short cats, we've had three of them. All a bit on the, er, SPECIAL side...
Fred appears to be one of them!

October 14, 2006 12:26 PM  
Blogger blueINdallas said...

It the same color as a rasta hat, so maybe Fred is holding for some other cat.

October 14, 2006 2:36 PM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

Fred looks like this cat over at Cute Overload. Does he ever try to blend in with a cow motif? Fred, you didn't hear that!!

October 14, 2006 5:42 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

Ummm, Catnip? Hell, I guess I don't know, but the device to open the cat door sounds resonable.

October 14, 2006 7:10 PM  
Blogger paris said...

Looks like a little tin soldier to me

October 14, 2006 8:20 PM  
Blogger colorado bob said...

Hey POP.... Just an FYI in case you didn't see it .... TL Rich's wife has had some serious heart trouble. He dropped in yesterday and told us.

October 15, 2006 6:41 AM  
Anonymous Libby said...

Look at the colors. It's obviously a one hit hash pipe and it looks fully loaded. I mean secret agent cats need to relax too...

October 15, 2006 1:25 PM  
Blogger vanillabirdies said...

Fred the cat is intensely spiritual as well as brilliant so it's quite obvious to me that his trinket is a pendant that encloses a mantra of some sort :)

Happy weekend pop!

October 15, 2006 2:23 PM  
Blogger Pursey Tuttweiler said...

It's a papertrail of his vote with a little frisky inside. A time capsule thingie.

October 15, 2006 2:24 PM  
Anonymous horsedooty said...

I think the little thingy is a mouse call.

yo soy Horsedooty!

October 15, 2006 4:30 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

OK - out with it!! What IS that little thing??

October 16, 2006 10:47 AM  
Blogger niCk (Mem Beth) said...

That cat is a God, and inside that "thing" is the universe He created.

Is PoP going to tell us what it is, eventually?

October 16, 2006 1:09 PM  

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