Friday Funnies
It’s been a week of too many serious events in the world and I think it’s worn on all of us. Today is Friday and we need something fun. So here it is, another moment in time, something else that happened during “the decider’s” visit with German chancellor Merkel.
“Earlier in the day she and Bush had sat in front of a fireplace in the town hall of Stralsund, Merkel's hometown, and chatted. "It's a little warm for a fire," Bush noted, though there was no fire going in the fireplace.”
Weekly Standard
“Earlier in the day she and Bush had sat in front of a fireplace in the town hall of Stralsund, Merkel's hometown, and chatted. "It's a little warm for a fire," Bush noted, though there was no fire going in the fireplace.”
Weekly Standard
posted by pissed off patricia at 2:20 AM
29 Comments:
Maybe the idiot president is going through male menopause.
Has he ever said anything sensible, reasonable or rational?
I've had to change the URL for my blog.
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Nixon used to turn the AC way down so he could have a fire in the fireplace at the White House in summer. At least he knew when there was and was not fire.
He always states the obvious as if he is the only one noticing anything - China is a big country. No! You think so?
The small detail that he's still Preznut makes this much less funny. But I have to laugh in lieu of crying.
He can't keep his mind from wandering.
Sure sign of _ * ADHD * _
Nothing escapes him.
*snort* Thanks for the giggle.
huh. as if there would be a fire in the middle of a horrible heat wave that is gripping the world due to the global warming that he and his oil men buddies are helping to perpetuate. can anyone say 'wet brain?' sorry- i know it was supposed to be funny. i think i lost my funny bone in the war. :)
His friggin' pants could be on fire and he wouldn't know it...and I think he really is brain damaged idiot....there is a friggin' war being waged by Isreal and he hasn't even friggin' blinked...and 1000's of Americans and others stuck in Lebanon- and we are sending Cruise Ships ???Hello ??this is what happens when someone doesn't see the Fire....okay I rambled...and I guess my sense of Humor is fading...Thanks for the laugh anyway...
I don't know what to write. I am all flabbergasted at the childish idiotic commander in chief of the United States. (Notice that I did not capitalize commander in chief because capitalization would imply that bush was up to the job.)
Since it's funny Friday,here's one that will give a chuckle.
I miss Monica
At least he didn't say, I wouldn't be starting any sh@# in the fireplace. It's a little warm for that.
Hey, 53 million of our fellow citizens bought and paid for this...let them enjoy it. He is giving them what they want (whatever the f*ck that is)...
However I am never going to forgive those 53 million. I will ridicule and humiliate them for my remaining days.
Knowing Bush, he might have thought Merkle was thinking about starting up a nice, romantic fire in the fireplace after that shoulder rub he gave her.
Flashbacks and dilusions
This is a classic case of his mouth working before his brain does.
Maybe he thought she was about to put the moves on him after the shoulder rub.
He probably would have asked why it was so warm, had there been a fire burning.
You can pretty much guess what Bush is going to say next by thinking the opposite.
As Peacechick Mary said - that man has a penchant for stating the obvious as if it’s his own personal discovery. Now - I think Barne's analysis was a good one; but I'd add one thing more. Bush is only 'friends' with those people he thinks he can dominate, or whom he considers below him in some way. Blair actually fawns over him. Koizumi couldn't bow any lower if it was Japan's Emperor instead of America’s President. All these people treat Bush like he was Elvis - and I just don't understand why. He has all the native charisma of a goat. The man actually repels me. I can’t even hear his voice without shuddering. Why doers Blair always look like he’s trying to get one of the cool kids to let him join the club?
What an idiot. Must have dementia. I knew an old lady once who had dementia and she would demand a fire in the fireplace. After her son would light the fire she would open the door and say, "It's hot as hell in here." I think Bush is an old lady with dementia.
No, he's already seeing the fire that will bless his eternal resting place. The Goddess has let it be known that she really never saw a need for hell but in George Bush,Dick Cheney and Rummy's case she is going to make an exception and start one up.
That I miss Monica is hilarious!
W thought he invented the sentence "China is big". Yeah right and it's perty too!
I think we can understand now, that nothing should suprise us any more. But damn, how can you not be shocked when he really needs to be locked up with the criminaly insane?
Yeah...he needs to be locked up so he won't hurt himself.
the scorch mark in the back of the fireplace was not from flames, however ...
He was so enamored with Merkel that he imagined it. A Barry White sountrack must have been playing in his head, too. Then he sprang on that poor woman and started giving her a massage. Merkel must have gone home that night and scrubbed down with a Brillo pad.
I would have laughed if it wasn't so sad that this man is our president, the leader of the freaking free world doesn't have a clue. I bet he couldn't find Germany on a map, much less Syria or Lebanon.
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