Friday, July 21, 2006

Friday Funnies

It’s been a week of too many serious events in the world and I think it’s worn on all of us. Today is Friday and we need something fun. So here it is, another moment in time, something else that happened during “the decider’s” visit with German chancellor Merkel.

“Earlier in the day she and Bush had sat in front of a fireplace in the town hall of Stralsund, Merkel's hometown, and chatted. "It's a little warm for a fire," Bush noted, though there was no fire going in the fireplace.”
Weekly Standard

29 Comments:

Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Maybe the idiot president is going through male menopause.

July 21, 2006 3:21 AM  
Blogger Mary said...

Has he ever said anything sensible, reasonable or rational?

July 21, 2006 3:49 AM  
Blogger Walt said...

I've had to change the URL for my blog.
http://whaven33884.blogspot.com

July 21, 2006 4:26 AM  
Blogger Blueberry said...

Nixon used to turn the AC way down so he could have a fire in the fireplace at the White House in summer. At least he knew when there was and was not fire.

July 21, 2006 4:29 AM  
Blogger Peacechick Mary said...

He always states the obvious as if he is the only one noticing anything - China is a big country. No! You think so?

July 21, 2006 4:44 AM  
Blogger JM said...

The small detail that he's still Preznut makes this much less funny. But I have to laugh in lieu of crying.

July 21, 2006 5:47 AM  
Blogger SB Gypsy said...

He can't keep his mind from wandering.

Sure sign of _ * ADHD * _

July 21, 2006 6:57 AM  
Blogger Pogo said...

Nothing escapes him.

July 21, 2006 7:43 AM  
Blogger poopie said...

*snort* Thanks for the giggle.

July 21, 2006 7:43 AM  
Blogger betmo said...

huh. as if there would be a fire in the middle of a horrible heat wave that is gripping the world due to the global warming that he and his oil men buddies are helping to perpetuate. can anyone say 'wet brain?' sorry- i know it was supposed to be funny. i think i lost my funny bone in the war. :)

July 21, 2006 7:50 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

His friggin' pants could be on fire and he wouldn't know it...and I think he really is brain damaged idiot....there is a friggin' war being waged by Isreal and he hasn't even friggin' blinked...and 1000's of Americans and others stuck in Lebanon- and we are sending Cruise Ships ???Hello ??this is what happens when someone doesn't see the Fire....okay I rambled...and I guess my sense of Humor is fading...Thanks for the laugh anyway...

July 21, 2006 8:19 AM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I don't know what to write. I am all flabbergasted at the childish idiotic commander in chief of the United States. (Notice that I did not capitalize commander in chief because capitalization would imply that bush was up to the job.)

July 21, 2006 8:22 AM  
Blogger Pogo said...

Since it's funny Friday,here's one that will give a chuckle.

I miss Monica

July 21, 2006 8:32 AM  
Blogger Big Dave T said...

At least he didn't say, I wouldn't be starting any sh@# in the fireplace. It's a little warm for that.

July 21, 2006 9:37 AM  
Blogger TheCultureGhost said...

Hey, 53 million of our fellow citizens bought and paid for this...let them enjoy it. He is giving them what they want (whatever the f*ck that is)...

However I am never going to forgive those 53 million. I will ridicule and humiliate them for my remaining days.

July 21, 2006 10:13 AM  
Blogger The Pagan Temple said...

Knowing Bush, he might have thought Merkle was thinking about starting up a nice, romantic fire in the fireplace after that shoulder rub he gave her.

July 21, 2006 10:23 AM  
Blogger Time said...

Flashbacks and dilusions

July 21, 2006 11:30 AM  
Blogger Robert said...

This is a classic case of his mouth working before his brain does.

July 21, 2006 12:33 PM  
Blogger Schroeder said...

Maybe he thought she was about to put the moves on him after the shoulder rub.

July 21, 2006 12:46 PM  
Blogger The Beltway B@stard said...

He probably would have asked why it was so warm, had there been a fire burning.

You can pretty much guess what Bush is going to say next by thinking the opposite.

July 21, 2006 12:48 PM  
Blogger The Fat Lady Sings said...

As Peacechick Mary said - that man has a penchant for stating the obvious as if it’s his own personal discovery. Now - I think Barne's analysis was a good one; but I'd add one thing more. Bush is only 'friends' with those people he thinks he can dominate, or whom he considers below him in some way. Blair actually fawns over him. Koizumi couldn't bow any lower if it was Japan's Emperor instead of America’s President. All these people treat Bush like he was Elvis - and I just don't understand why. He has all the native charisma of a goat. The man actually repels me. I can’t even hear his voice without shuddering. Why doers Blair always look like he’s trying to get one of the cool kids to let him join the club?

July 21, 2006 1:33 PM  
Anonymous karena said...

What an idiot. Must have dementia. I knew an old lady once who had dementia and she would demand a fire in the fireplace. After her son would light the fire she would open the door and say, "It's hot as hell in here." I think Bush is an old lady with dementia.

July 21, 2006 1:58 PM  
Blogger fallenmonk said...

No, he's already seeing the fire that will bless his eternal resting place. The Goddess has let it be known that she really never saw a need for hell but in George Bush,Dick Cheney and Rummy's case she is going to make an exception and start one up.

July 21, 2006 2:26 PM  
Blogger Sue Woo said...

That I miss Monica is hilarious!

W thought he invented the sentence "China is big". Yeah right and it's perty too!

July 21, 2006 2:29 PM  
Blogger Donnie McDaniel said...

I think we can understand now, that nothing should suprise us any more. But damn, how can you not be shocked when he really needs to be locked up with the criminaly insane?

July 21, 2006 5:07 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

Yeah...he needs to be locked up so he won't hurt himself.

July 22, 2006 1:15 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

the scorch mark in the back of the fireplace was not from flames, however ...

July 22, 2006 2:50 PM  
Blogger Sothis said...

He was so enamored with Merkel that he imagined it. A Barry White sountrack must have been playing in his head, too. Then he sprang on that poor woman and started giving her a massage. Merkel must have gone home that night and scrubbed down with a Brillo pad.

July 23, 2006 1:01 PM  
Anonymous Libby said...

I would have laughed if it wasn't so sad that this man is our president, the leader of the freaking free world doesn't have a clue. I bet he couldn't find Germany on a map, much less Syria or Lebanon.

July 23, 2006 7:12 PM  

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