Monday, February 13, 2006

New Crayons and Coloring Book Time

Remember when you were a little kid and you got a brand new box of crayons and a brand new coloring book? For me that was a big time event. So many possibilities for new pieces of creative art lay ahead. A world of new pictures to which my own creative waxy hues might be applied.

Well, yesterday was a day similar to getting new crayons and a new coloring book. When I heard that Cheney had winged a lawyer while on a hunting trip, my mind went euphoric. Yes, of course we are all glad Cheney didn't get a better shot at the lawyer, but after that it's all crayons and coloring book time, baby.

Do we go with "When Cheney shot Harry"? How about "Cheney shoots Lawyer out of Season"? See? This is fun and it's all for us to play with. Wait, one more. "Cheney mistakes Lawyer for Libby".

Go for it, knock yourself out.


Blogger Bowman C said...

If you go hunting with Dead Eye Dick, make sure you have your body armor.

It may be harder for him to find hunting buddies now. Maybe not, for all we know all the survivors may have cracked open a bottle of Jim Beam and we were laughing like crazy.

Nice Shot Dick!

Didja see the look on his face when you shot him. Priceless.

It's a good thing the Secret Service wouldn't let you field dress him.

I wish I could have his head mounted for my trophy room.

February 13, 2006 5:06 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

What side dishes do you serve with stewed lawyer?

February 13, 2006 5:11 AM  
Blogger Bowman C said...

For dessert it would be:

Scooter Pies

February 13, 2006 5:15 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

LOL Bowman, you're killing me, but not in a Cheney kind of way.

Who knew that lawyers came already "peppered"?

February 13, 2006 5:19 AM  
Blogger Bowman C said...

Clams Casino could be an appetizer

Bloody Mary's for cocktails

Pepper Steak, for entree

Baked quail with Rice.

February 13, 2006 5:37 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Good thing FEMA isn't in charge of hunting accidents. The poor old guy would still be laying in the woods with buckshot in his ass.

February 13, 2006 5:48 AM  
Blogger Bowman C said...

Eye of Newt is used a a spice for Baked quail and Rice.

February 13, 2006 6:22 AM  
Anonymous Colleen said...

here's a photo I posted over at crawfordslist, but it is worth sharing. I think I know the patient in this hospital bed!

it was an accident!

February 13, 2006 6:29 AM  
Anonymous Colleen said...

bowman c, would that be Condi rice?

February 13, 2006 6:30 AM  
Blogger Bowman C said...

The Condi Rice is good, and we need some lighter fare, for those watching their cholesterol, New Orleans Style Flounder.

February 13, 2006 6:35 AM  
Blogger Jamie said...

In honor of all Bush facial expressions: Cheesecake

February 13, 2006 6:56 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Chicken-hawk salad

Thanks for that link colleen, that's funny!

February 13, 2006 7:08 AM  
Blogger Bowman C said...

In honor of Global Warming:

Baked Alaska

February 13, 2006 7:12 AM  
Anonymous Colleen said...

my pleasure PoPatricia!

now, I actually found a picture of Dick "on the hunt"

Elmer Cheney

February 13, 2006 8:54 AM  
Blogger Chancelucky said...

Is some buckshot in the head quite worth two in the Bush?

Could almost be a zen koan.

February 13, 2006 9:52 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Cheney has shot more people in Texas than he did in Vietnam

February 13, 2006 10:29 AM  
Blogger Jamie said...

Cheny was actually hunting Vice Presidents and misspelled Quayle

February 13, 2006 11:06 AM  
Blogger aikane said...

I found some Quails' Gate you may enjoy.
Quails' Gate on ice: the big chill

February 13, 2006 1:40 PM  
Blogger Kathleen Callon said...

If you don't know about it yet, you should Google "Funeralgate". The lawyer helped get Bush out of testifying about some really sick stuff. Peace.


February 18, 2006 2:47 PM  

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