New Crayons and Coloring Book Time
Remember when you were a little kid and you got a brand new box of crayons and a brand new coloring book? For me that was a big time event. So many possibilities for new pieces of creative art lay ahead. A world of new pictures to which my own creative waxy hues might be applied.
Well, yesterday was a day similar to getting new crayons and a new coloring book. When I heard that Cheney had winged a lawyer while on a hunting trip, my mind went euphoric. Yes, of course we are all glad Cheney didn't get a better shot at the lawyer, but after that it's all crayons and coloring book time, baby.
Do we go with "When Cheney shot Harry"? How about "Cheney shoots Lawyer out of Season"? See? This is fun and it's all for us to play with. Wait, one more. "Cheney mistakes Lawyer for Libby".
Go for it, knock yourself out.
Well, yesterday was a day similar to getting new crayons and a new coloring book. When I heard that Cheney had winged a lawyer while on a hunting trip, my mind went euphoric. Yes, of course we are all glad Cheney didn't get a better shot at the lawyer, but after that it's all crayons and coloring book time, baby.
Do we go with "When Cheney shot Harry"? How about "Cheney shoots Lawyer out of Season"? See? This is fun and it's all for us to play with. Wait, one more. "Cheney mistakes Lawyer for Libby".
Go for it, knock yourself out.
posted by pissed off patricia at 4:25 AM
19 Comments:
If you go hunting with Dead Eye Dick, make sure you have your body armor.
It may be harder for him to find hunting buddies now. Maybe not, for all we know all the survivors may have cracked open a bottle of Jim Beam and we were laughing like crazy.
Nice Shot Dick!
Didja see the look on his face when you shot him. Priceless.
It's a good thing the Secret Service wouldn't let you field dress him.
I wish I could have his head mounted for my trophy room.
What side dishes do you serve with stewed lawyer?
For dessert it would be:
Scooter Pies
LOL Bowman, you're killing me, but not in a Cheney kind of way.
Who knew that lawyers came already "peppered"?
Clams Casino could be an appetizer
Bloody Mary's for cocktails
Pepper Steak, for entree
Baked quail with Rice.
Good thing FEMA isn't in charge of hunting accidents. The poor old guy would still be laying in the woods with buckshot in his ass.
Eye of Newt is used a a spice for Baked quail and Rice.
here's a photo I posted over at crawfordslist, but it is worth sharing. I think I know the patient in this hospital bed!
it was an accident!
bowman c, would that be Condi rice?
The Condi Rice is good, and we need some lighter fare, for those watching their cholesterol, New Orleans Style Flounder.
In honor of all Bush facial expressions: Cheesecake
Chicken-hawk salad
Thanks for that link colleen, that's funny!
In honor of Global Warming:
Baked Alaska
my pleasure PoPatricia!
now, I actually found a picture of Dick "on the hunt"
Elmer Cheney
Is some buckshot in the head quite worth two in the Bush?
Could almost be a zen koan.
Cheney has shot more people in Texas than he did in Vietnam
Cheny was actually hunting Vice Presidents and misspelled Quayle
I found some Quails' Gate you may enjoy.
Quails' Gate on ice: the big chill
If you don't know about it yet, you should Google "Funeralgate". The lawyer helped get Bush out of testifying about some really sick stuff. Peace.
Kat
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