Friday with Fred the Cat
If it’s Friday it must be me, Fred the Cat. There’s been a lot of serious conversations this week as you humans discussed your president and his wars. Events such as that make me proud to be a cat, if you know what I mean. So anyway, let’s have a little fun and relax from all the political stuff. Let’s set a trap for one another. But what shall we use as bait in that trap?
If you wanted to catch me in a trap all you would need for bait is my cat food. If you want to catch Pop, and you are fresh out of Sapphire gin and martini ingredients, just use chilled steamed shrimp. You’d nab her in a heartbeat. As for Murphy, he would be easy prey if the bait was a little piece of pizza crust. Mr. Pop would leap into the trap if the bait was a glass of fine aged bourbon on the rocks.
If I wanted to catch you in a trap, what should I use for bait?